Klaus Hargreeves: Why would you put pineapple on a pizza?
Luther Hargreeves: You know, when you think about it, we are just tiny specks of sand in a desert full of other sand.
Klaus Hargreeves: I mean, it's a garnish for cocktails, at best.
Luther Hargreeves: And that's inside solar systems. Inside deserts of galaxies.
Klaus Hargreeves: I guess the real question to ask is, why is it on my pizza!?
Number Five: I saw something last night that I was not supposed to see.
Luther Hargreeves: Diego and Lila. Yeah, they do it on the stairs sometimes.
Number Five: No, I saw Dad. He was in his room with someone. He was making some kind of deal. Before you ask, I don't know what the deal was or who it was with. Everything is a blur.
(Everyone cheers when Five walks in...)
Diego Hargreeves: That speech last night! Wow!
Lila Pitts: Brought me to tears, you big softy.
Viktor Hargreeves: I especially liked when you referred to us as a family bound by destiny and love.
Number Five: Okay. Enough. It was the booze talking. In the light of day, you're all still deplorable.
Ben Hargreeves: Why don't you like me?
Klaus Hargreeves: Because you're a huge puckering a**hole.
Ben Hargreeves: Okay, but you like the other Ben.
Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, we love the other Ben.
Ben Hargreeves: Why? What was so special about him?
Klaus Hargreeves: Because he was a know-it-all. He was a scold. He was a tiny dark cloud on a perfect sunny day.
Ben Hargreeves: Those... Those are all bad things.
Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, but they looked great on him.
Sloane Hargreeves: You care more about being invited to the bachelor party than you do Fei or the others. Or even saving the world.
Ben Hargreeves: That... That's... That's crazy.
Sloane Hargreeves: Is it? You and I, we've never been alone. It's always been the seven of us. Now it's just you. So congratulations, Ben. You're finally Number One of one.
|Title:||The Umbrella Academy|
|Genres:||Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Sci-Fi|
|Release Date:||15 February 2019|
In an inexplicable worldwide event, forty-three extraordinary children were spontaneously born by women who’d previously shown no signs of pregnancy. Millionaire inventor Reginald Hargreeves adopted seven of the children; when asked why, his only explanation was, “To save the world.” (Fandom.com)
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A-Z List of Characters
|Allison Hargreeves||Emmy Raver-Lampman|
|Ben Hargreeves||Justin H. Min|
|Diego Hargreeves||David Castañeda|
|Klaus Hargreeves||Robert Sheehan|
|Lila Pitts||Ritu Arya|
|Luther Hargreeves||Tom Hopper|
|Number Five||Aidan Gallagher|
|Reginald Hargreeves||Colm Feore|
|Viktor Hargreeves||Elliot Page|
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