100+ Best 'The Umbrella Academy' Quotes from the Netflix Series

The Umbrella Academy Quotes

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Luther Hargreeves (about Reginald): He's an alien.

Klaus Hargreeves: We're trying not to use that kinda terminology here. And I know, it's whoa PC, but you could just say he's... British.

Luther Hargreeves: No, no! I mean, he's a real alien. He's like a... bug person from another planet.
23.7.2022 He’s an alien. – You could just say he’s… British.

Klaus Hargreeves: Why would you put pineapple on a pizza?

Luther Hargreeves: You know, when you think about it, we are just tiny specks of sand in a desert full of other sand.

Klaus Hargreeves: I mean, it's a garnish for cocktails, at best.

Luther Hargreeves: And that's inside solar systems. Inside deserts of galaxies.

Klaus Hargreeves: I guess the real question to ask is, why is it on my pizza!?
23.7.2022 Why would you put pineapple on a pizza? Garnish at best.

Luther Hargreeves: I... I don't understand. (Reginald stabs him) Dad...

Reginald Hargreeves: There's an old saying, Luther. The best way to bring a family together is at a wedding or a funeral. We tried the one. Now it's time for the other.
23.7.2022 We tried the one. Now it’s time for the other.

Allison Hargreeves: We've all been through a lot. We've all lost people. (looks at Five) Mannequins... But their deaths have to mean something. Which is why I'll be voting to go with Dad.
23.7.2022 We’ve all lost people. Mannequins…

Number Five: Think about it. When has the old man ever been straight with us?

Luther Hargreeves: I don't know. He was ruthless in our performance reviews.

Number Five: He always gave me five stars.

Luther Hargreeves: Really?
23.7.2022 He always gave me five stars. – Really?

Luther Hargreeves: Wasn't me or Sloane. We were, uh, busy doing other things last night.

Number Five: Yeah, I get it, Luther. Thank you. Everyone was boning everyone last night.

Luther Hargreeves: Wait, Ben hooked up with someone?

Number Five: Focus, please.
23.7.2022 I get it. Thank you. Everyone was boning everyone last night.

Number Five: I saw something last night that I was not supposed to see.

Luther Hargreeves: Diego and Lila. Yeah, they do it on the stairs sometimes.

Number Five: No, I saw Dad. He was in his room with someone. He was making some kind of deal. Before you ask, I don't know what the deal was or who it was with. Everything is a blur.
23.7.2022 Diego and Lila. Yeah, they do it on the stairs sometimes.

(Everyone cheers when Five walks in...)

Diego Hargreeves: That speech last night! Wow!

Lila Pitts: Brought me to tears, you big softy.

Viktor Hargreeves: I especially liked when you referred to us as a family bound by destiny and love.

Number Five: Okay. Enough. It was the booze talking. In the light of day, you're all still deplorable.
23.7.2022 In the light of day, you’re all still deplorable.

Ben Hargreeves: Why don't you like me?

Klaus Hargreeves: Because you're a huge puckering a**hole.

Ben Hargreeves: Okay, but you like the other Ben.

Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, we love the other Ben.

Ben Hargreeves: Why? What was so special about him?

Klaus Hargreeves: Because he was a know-it-all. He was a scold. He was a tiny dark cloud on a perfect sunny day.

Ben Hargreeves: Those... Those are all bad things.

Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, but they looked great on him.
23.7.2022 He was a tiny dark cloud on a perfect sunny day.

Klaus Hargreeves (about his dad): He helped me conquer my childhood fears. We played catch together.

Luther Hargreeves: Wait. You played catch with Dad?

Sloane Hargreeves: Really?

Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, we call it bus-ball, but that's kind of our thing.
23.7.2022 We call it bus-ball, but that’s kind of our thing.

Lila Pitts (about Diego): Klaus, don't even think about going over there and filling his empty head with bad ideas.
23.7.2022 Don’t fill his empty head with bad ideas.

(Luther and Sloane are getting married...)

Klaus Hargreeves: I pronounce you married as sh*t! Viva la apocalypse!

Number Five (watching the first dance): This is officially worse than the apocalypse.
23.7.2022 This is officially worse than the apocalypse.

Sloane Hargreeves: You care more about being invited to the bachelor party than you do Fei or the others. Or even saving the world.

Ben Hargreeves: That... That's... That's crazy.

Sloane Hargreeves: Is it? You and I, we've never been alone. It's always been the seven of us. Now it's just you. So congratulations, Ben. You're finally Number One of one.
23.7.2022 Congratulations, Ben. You’re finally Number One of one.

Number Five: The universe is disappearing outside. So you can keep rearranging the deck chairs of the Titanic if it makes you feel better. But the fact remains that we are too late.
23.7.2022 Keep rearranging the deck chairs of the Titanic…

Number Five (to Viktor): If you ever need anything, I'm always here for you. But lie to us again... Viktor, I'll kill you myself.
23.7.2022 Lie to us again… Viktor, I’ll kill you myself.

The Umbrella Academy Quotes

The Umbrella Academy Quotes

Info

Title: The Umbrella Academy
Format: TV Series
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
Produced by: Netflix
Release Date: 15 February 2019

Synopsis / Summary

In an inexplicable worldwide event, forty-three extraordinary children were spontaneously born by women who’d previously shown no signs of pregnancy. Millionaire inventor Reginald Hargreeves adopted seven of the children; when asked why, his only explanation was, “To save the world.” (Fandom.com)

Characters / Cast

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A-Z List of Characters

Character Played by
Allison Hargreeves Emmy Raver-Lampman
Ben Hargreeves Justin H. Min
Diego Hargreeves David Castañeda
Klaus Hargreeves Robert Sheehan
Lila Pitts Ritu Arya
Luther Hargreeves Tom Hopper
Number Five Aidan Gallagher
Reginald Hargreeves Colm Feore
Viktor Hargreeves Elliot Page

Top 10 Unforgettable Quotes from The Umbrella Academy the Netflix Series

The Umbrella Academy Quotes

 

  • “Life is short. Future doesn’t come with any guarantees. You want somethin’ in life, you gotta go for it.” – Hazel to Agnes (Ep. 1×05)
  • “Not everyone in this world can be powerful. Chasing something unattainable is a recipe for a lifetime of disappointment and resentment.” – Reginald Hargreeves to Harold Jenkins (Ep. 1×07)
  • “The healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin. The only thing the Umbrella Academy knows about love… is how to screw it up.” – Klaus Hargreeves (Ep. 2×05)
  • “We go in there as a united front. No more ‘Number One,’ ‘Number Two’ bullshit. From now on, it’s… Team Zero. Team Zero. All the way.” – Diego Hargreeves (Ep. 2×06)
  • “We’re different than everyone else. We’re special. And good or bad, that means we don’t get to live normal lives. Here or anywhere.” – Luther Hargreeves (Ep. 2×07)
  • “Can you really call what we had a family? Institute for Snarky Delinquents. And not a good one at that.” – Number Five (Ep. 3×02)
  • “Just because something is right in front of you does not mean… It is within reach. There is always something in the way. Sometimes it is your opponent. Sometimes it is yourself.” – Pogo to the Sparows (Ep. 3×06)
  • “We never know what we’re truly capable of until we’re forced to confront our own extinction.” – Reginald Hargreeves (Ep. 3×06)
  • “People like us, we will never save enough lives to make up for the ones that we take. This is the price of being powerful. Sometimes we step on ants.” – Number Five (Ep. 3×07)
  • “You know what they call a superhero who works alone and doesn’t listen to anybody? A villain.” – Number Five to Viktor (Ep. 3×07)

 

One of the best quotes by Klaus Hargreeves from The Umbrella Academy | “Face it, the healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin. The only thing the Umbrella Academy knows about love… is how to screw it up.” (Klaus – Ep. 2×05)One of the best quotes by Klaus Hargreeves from The Umbrella Academy | “Face it, the healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin. The only thing the Umbrella Academy knows about love… is how to screw it up.” (Klaus – Ep. 2×05)
One of the best quotes by Diego Hargreeves from The Umbrella Academy | “We go in there as a united front. No more “Number One,” “Number Two” bullsh*t. From now on, it’s… Team Zero. Team Zero. All the way.” (Diego – Ep. 2×06)One of the best quotes by Diego Hargreeves from The Umbrella Academy | “We go in there as a united front. No more “Number One,” “Number Two” bullsh*t. From now on, it’s… Team Zero. Team Zero. All the way.” (Diego – Ep. 2×06)
One of the best quotes by Number Five from The Umbrella Academy | “People like us, we will never save enough lives to make up for the ones that we take. This is the price of being powerful. Sometimes we step on ants.” (Five – Ep. 3×07)One of the best quotes by Number Five from The Umbrella Academy | “People like us, we will never save enough lives to make up for the ones that we take. This is the price of being powerful. Sometimes we step on ants.” (Five – Ep. 3×07)

 

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