Read the top iconic lines by Klaus Hargreeves from the Netflix’s TV series The Umbrella Academy. Klaus is one of the siblings adopted by Reginald Hargreeves. He didn’t give his children names, but called them by numbers instead, Klaus is… Continue Reading →
Klaus Hargreeves: Why would you put pineapple on a pizza?
Luther Hargreeves: You know, when you think about it, we are just tiny specks of sand in a desert full of other sand.
Klaus Hargreeves: I mean, it's a garnish for cocktails, at best.
Luther Hargreeves: And that's inside solar systems. Inside deserts of galaxies.
Klaus Hargreeves: I guess the real question to ask is, why is it on my pizza!?
Ben Hargreeves: Why don't you like me?
Klaus Hargreeves: Because you're a huge puckering a**hole.
Ben Hargreeves: Okay, but you like the other Ben.
Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, we love the other Ben.
Ben Hargreeves: Why? What was so special about him?
Klaus Hargreeves: Because he was a know-it-all. He was a scold. He was a tiny dark cloud on a perfect sunny day.
Ben Hargreeves: Those... Those are all bad things.
Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, but they looked great on him.
Klaus Hargreeves: What I'm saying is, you were a terrible father.
Reginald Hargreeves: Yes. Picked that up. Thank you.
Klaus Hargreeves: Good.
Reginald Hargreeves: High time I made it up to you. Starting now.
Klaus Hargreeves: You just murdered me and stuffed me in the trunk of your car. I have notes, Dad.
Reginald Hargreeves: Let's not quibble over details.
Viktor Hargreeves: So I, uh, talked to Marcus last night.
Diego Hargreeves: Wait, what? You talked with the enemy? By yourself?
Viktor Hargreeves: Somebody had to do something.
Diego Hargreeves: Who elected you, Vanya?
Viktor Hargreeves: It's, uh, Viktor.
Diego Hargreeves: Who's Viktor?
Viktor Hargreeves: I am. It's who I've always been. Uh, is that an issue for anyone?
Diego Hargreeves: Nah, I'm good with it.
Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, me too. Cool.
Number Five: Truly happy for you, Viktor. But last time I checked, you don't speak for this family.