10+ Best 'Viktor Hargreeves' Quotes

(Everyone cheers when Five walks in...)

Diego Hargreeves: That speech last night! Wow!

Lila Pitts: Brought me to tears, you big softy.

Viktor Hargreeves: I especially liked when you referred to us as a family bound by destiny and love.

Number Five: Okay. Enough. It was the booze talking. In the light of day, you're all still deplorable.

23.7.2022 In the light of day, you’re all still deplorable.

Number Five: Hate to say I told you so, but...

Viktor Hargreeves: You love to say I told you so.

23.7.2022 You love to say I told you so.

Klaus Hargreeves: You think Dad is capable of killing innocent people?

(Allison laughs)

Viktor Hargreeves: Absolutely.

Diego Hargreeves: Oh, it's Murder City, buddy.

23.7.2022 Absolutely. Oh, it’s Murder City.

Viktor Hargreeves: Being with Sissy... I don't know. She opened something in me. Showed me I'd never be free hiding from who I really am. And after losing her, I realized I just can't live in that box anymore. I won't. You know, I always hated mirrors. I thought everybody felt so strange in their skin. I guess that's not true, right?

Allison Hargreeves: What do you see now?

Viktor Hargreeves: Me. Just me.

23.7.2022 I thought everybody felt so strange in their skin.

Viktor Hargreeves: So I, uh, talked to Marcus last night.

Diego Hargreeves: Wait, what? You talked with the enemy? By yourself?

Viktor Hargreeves: Somebody had to do something.

Diego Hargreeves: Who elected you, Vanya?

Viktor Hargreeves: It's, uh, Viktor.

Diego Hargreeves: Who's Viktor?

Viktor Hargreeves: I am. It's who I've always been. Uh, is that an issue for anyone?

Diego Hargreeves: Nah, I'm good with it.

Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, me too. Cool.

Number Five: Truly happy for you, Viktor. But last time I checked, you don't speak for this family.

23.7.2022 Who’s Viktor? – I am. It’s who I’ve always been.

Vanya Hargreeves (to Marcus): Your team is good. Better than mine, maybe. But I don't think you're better than me, Marcus. I ended the world twice. And you? You're just meat in spandex. And I bet you don't want the whole world watching when I prove that to you.

23.7.2022 I ended the world twice.

Reginald Hargreeves: They call themselves the Umbrella Academy, a group of scheming, perfidious malcontents who accosted me in the fall of 1963 when I was away on business in Dallas. Be warned, they claim to be my spawn.

Allison Hargreeves: Claim? Look, Five, what the hell is going on?

Number Five: I don't know yet, but it's concerning.

Marcus Hargreeves: Is he telling the truth?

Vanya Hargreeves: Not the part about us being perfidious.

Klaus Hargreeves: No, we're amateur-fidious, at best.

23.7.2022 We’re amateur-fidious, at best.

Vanya Hargreeves: I don't deserve to live. I killed Pogo. I almost killed Allison. I destroyed the world. I'm a monster.

Ben Hargreeves: Dad treated you like a bomb before you ever were one. He was... so scared of your power, he never let you use it. Drugged you up, kept you numb for years. That's messed up, Vanya. No wonder you couldn't control it. Dad couldn't handle your anger. That doesn't mean you can't. And maybe you have a right to be pissed off and sad and messed up, but... it's a sh*tty world full of sh*tty people sometimes. You aren't a monster. You're my sister. And right now, our siblings are risking everything out there trying to save you. You aren't alone at the table anymore, Vanya. You can do this.

10.8.2020 30.1.2022 You aren’t a monster. You’re my sister.

Klaus Hargreeves: I mean, who in this room knows sh*t about relationships? This one? In secret love with some farm Frau.

Vanya Hargreeves: Her name's Sissy.

Klaus Hargreeves: Which is an improvement on her previous love interest, the serial killer.

Vanya Hargreeves: What!?

Klaus Hargreeves: Meanwhile, I'm carrying a torch...

Allison Hargreeves (to Vanya): Later.

Klaus Hargreeves: For a soldier I haven't technically met yet, and Luther is in love with his sister.

Allison Hargreeves: Okay, again, we are not biological.

Klaus Hargreeves: Face it, the healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin. The only thing the Umbrella Academy knows about love... is how to screw it up.

10.8.2020 23.7.2022 Who in this room knows about relationships?

Luther Hargreeves: How you feeling?

Vanya Hargreeves: Pretty sh*tty, to be honest.

Diego Hargreeves: Where would you say you are on a scale from one to... ending all life on this planet?

Vanya Hargreeves: Really?

Luther Hargreeves: Diego, put the knife away, you idiot. She's fine.

Diego Hargreeves: The last time I saw this one, she had me suspended midair, sucking the life out of me with energy tentacles. I think I'm allowed a little time to process.

Elliott: Oh, I would love to see an energy tentacle.

10.8.2020 30.1.2022 Scale from one to… ending all life on this planet

Vanya Hargreeves: I can't help you, Five. I don't even know who I am.

Number Five: You're our sister. And a member of the Umbrella Academy. Like it or not, that's who you are.

Vanya Hargreeves: Look, that's who I was, okay? New timeline, new me.

Number Five: No, that's not how it work... (Vanya drives off and Luther gives him the finger) Wonder if it's too late to be un-adopted.

10.8.2020 Wonder if it’s too late to be un-adopted.

Carl Cooper: I put another missing persons ad in the paper. Figure someone must be searching for ya.

Vanya Hargreeves: Maybe I'm just not the kind of girl you miss.

Sissy Cooper: I doubt that very much. I'm sure we'd miss you already.

10.8.2020 Maybe I’m just not the kind of girl you miss.

Number Five: When I jumped forward and got stuck in the future, do you know what I found?

Vanya Hargreeves: No.

Number Five: Nothing. Absolutely nothing. As far as I could tell, I was the last person left alive. I never figured out what killed the human race, but... I did find something else. The date it happens. The world ends in eight days, and I have no idea how to stop it.

23.4.2019 The world ends in eight days…

Luther Hargreeves: How long were you there?

Number Five: Forty-five years. Give or take.

Luther Hargreeves: So what are you saying? That you're 58?

Number Five: No, my consciousness is 58. Apparently, my body is now 13 again.

Vanya Hargreeves: Wait, how does that even work?

Number Five: Delores kept saying the equations were off. Eh. Bet she's laughing now.

23.4.2019 Apparently, my body is now 13 again.

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