Luther Hargreeves Quotes

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Luther Hargreeves (about Reginald): He's an alien.

Klaus Hargreeves: We're trying not to use that kinda terminology here. And I know, it's whoa PC, but you could just say he's... British.

Luther Hargreeves: No, no! I mean, he's a real alien. He's like a... bug person from another planet.

Klaus Hargreeves: Why would you put pineapple on a pizza?

Luther Hargreeves: You know, when you think about it, we are just tiny specks of sand in a desert full of other sand.

Klaus Hargreeves: I mean, it's a garnish for cocktails, at best.

Luther Hargreeves: And that's inside solar systems. Inside deserts of galaxies.

Klaus Hargreeves: I guess the real question to ask is, why is it on my pizza!?

Number Five: Think about it. When has the old man ever been straight with us?

Luther Hargreeves: I don't know. He was ruthless in our performance reviews.

Number Five: He always gave me five stars.

Luther Hargreeves: Really?

Luther Hargreeves: Wasn't me or Sloane. We were, uh, busy doing other things last night.

Number Five: Yeah, I get it, Luther. Thank you. Everyone was boning everyone last night.

Luther Hargreeves: Wait, Ben hooked up with someone?

Number Five: Focus, please.

Number Five: I saw something last night that I was not supposed to see.

Luther Hargreeves: Diego and Lila. Yeah, they do it on the stairs sometimes.

Number Five: No, I saw Dad. He was in his room with someone. He was making some kind of deal. Before you ask, I don't know what the deal was or who it was with. Everything is a blur.

Klaus Hargreeves (about his dad): He helped me conquer my childhood fears. We played catch together.

Luther Hargreeves: Wait. You played catch with Dad?

Sloane Hargreeves: Really?

Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, we call it bus-ball, but that's kind of our thing.

Allison Hargreeves: How do we know we can trust Gravity Barbie?

Luther Hargreeves: I trust her.

Diego Hargreeves: Yeah, you trusted emails from a Nigerian prince.

Luther Hargreeves: Tunde was not a prince, he was a king, and he was unjustly deposed.

Luther Hargreeves (about the Sparrows): Man, I hate those guys. Look at 'em with their... stupid smug...

Klaus Hargreeves: You can do it. You can do it.

Luther Hargreeves: S... s... smug... Smugness.

Klaus Hargreeves: Keep working on it, big guy. You'll land one, eventually.

Vanya Hargreeves (to everyone): Thank God you're alive.

Klaus Hargreeves: Apparently, so is Ben.

Allison Hargreeves: Yeah. And he's a complete d*ckhead.

Diego Hargreeves: They're all d*ckheads.

Luther Hargreeves: D*ckheads who can fight.

Number Five: Okay, next person to say "d*ckhead" is getting a punch to the throat.

Allison Hargreeves: D*ckhead.

Luther Hargreeves: D*ckhead.

Klaus Hargreeves: D*ckhead.

Diego Hargreeves: D*ckhead.

Number Five: You're not supposed to exist in close proximity to yourself in the same timeline. The side effects can be disastrous.

Luther Hargreeves: Side effects? What sort of side effects?

Number Five: Well, according to Commission Handbook Chapter 27, subsection 3b, the seven stages in paradox psychosis are... stage one: denial, two: itching, three: extreme thirst and urination, four: excessive gas, five: acute paranoia, six: uncontrolled perspiration, and seven: homicidal rage.

Luther Hargreeves: We don't belong here. We have to go back.

Allison Hargreeves: I don't know if I can.

Luther Hargreeves: Allison... we're different than everyone else. We're special. And good or bad, that means we don't get to live normal lives. Here or anywhere.

Allison Hargreeves: It's not fair.

Luther Hargreeves: I know. But we have to risk everything to save everything. I mean, that's our best trait as a family, right?

Allison Hargreeves: What? Recklessness?

Luther Hargreeves: Hope.

Diego Hargreeves: We go in there as a united front. No more "Number One," "Number Two" bullsh*t. From now on, it's... Team Zero.

Luther Hargreeves: "Team Zero"?

Diego Hargreeves: Team Zero. All the way.

Luther Hargreeves is a character from The Umbrella Academy

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Luther Hargreeves, also known as Number One, is a key character in the television series “The Umbrella Academy,” portrayed by actor Tom Hopper. Luther is one of the adopted siblings of the Hargreeves family, who were all born on the same day to mothers who showed no signs of pregnancy. Each sibling possesses unique superpowers, and Luther’s ability is superhuman strength and durability.


Throughout the series, Luther is depicted as a natural leader and protector, often assuming the role of the de facto leader of the Hargreeves siblings. He is fiercely loyal to his family and is willing to make sacrifices to keep them safe. Despite his imposing physical presence, Luther is also depicted as introspective and sensitive, grappling with feelings of guilt and inadequacy.

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Top 5 Quotes by Luther Hargreeves from The Umbrella Academy

  1. “It’ll get easier. Some things just take time.” (Luther to Allison – Ep. 1×03)
  2. “You don’t need to call me by my number anymore. Because I’m the only one left.” (Luther to Reginald – Ep. 1×04)
  3. “We’re different than everyone else. We’re special. And good or bad, that means we don’t get to live normal lives. Here or anywhere.” (Luther – Ep. 2×07)
  4. “I don’t know yet. I’ve just never had my a$$ handed to me like that before. It’s like… Here you go. It’s your a$$.” (Luther – Ep. 3×01)
  5. “You know, when you think about it, we are just tiny specks of sand in a desert full of other sand. And that’s inside solar systems. Inside deserts of galaxies.” (Luther – Ep. 3×10)


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