Number Five: We use my ability to time travel. But this time, I'll take you with me.
Diego Hargreeves: You can do that?
Number Five: I don't know. I've never tried it before.
Diego Hargreeves: What's the worst that can happen?
Number Five: You're lookin' at it. A 58-year-old man inside a child's body, so there's that.
Diego Hargreeves: Oh, what the hell? I'm in.
Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, whatever. I'm in.
Luther Hargreeves: Me too. Allison? (she nodds yes) What about Ben? (Ben nodds yes too)
Klaus Hargreeves: Great, yeah, he's in.
Number Five: So, the apocalypse is in three days. The only chance we have to save our world is, well, us.
Luther Hargreeves: The Umbrella Academy.
Number Five: Yeah, but with me, obviously. So if y'all don't get your sideshow acts together and get over yourselves, we're screwed. Who cares if Dad messed us up? Are we gonna let that define us?
Luther Hargreeves: You think you're better than us. You always have. Even when we were kids. But the truth is, you're just as messed up as the rest of us. We're all you have. And you know it.
Number Five: I don't think that I'm better than you, Number One. I know I am. I've done unimaginable things, things you couldn't even comprehend.
Luther Hargreeves: Right.
Number Five: Just to get back here and save you all.
Allison Hargreeves: Things got ugly between Patrick and me. Now the court says I have to do this mandatory therapy thing before I can have visitation.
Luther Hargreeves: What for...? You used your power on her.
Allison Hargreeves: I mean, there were days where she'd have these epic meltdowns. And no matter what I said, she wouldn't stop. She was three then, and I... I know that's what three-year-olds are supposed to do. So I said I would do it that one time. Only it wasn't just that one time. I told myself any... parent with my power would do the same. That it wasn't wrong. I just had an advantage. I mean, from the time I was little, I used it to get everything I wanted. With Dad, with my career... But now, I know nothing in my life was real. So I'm starting over. I just didn't think it would be so hard.
Luther Hargreeves: It'll get easier. Some things just take time.
Allison Hargreeves: Yeah. And some things just stay broken.
Luther Hargreeves: How long were you there?
Number Five: Forty-five years. Give or take.
Luther Hargreeves: So what are you saying? That you're 58?
Number Five: No, my consciousness is 58. Apparently, my body is now 13 again.
Vanya Hargreeves: Wait, how does that even work?
Number Five: Delores kept saying the equations were off. Eh. Bet she's laughing now.
Luther Hargreeves: Looks like some sort of temporal anomaly. Either that or a miniature black hole. One of the two.
Diego Hargreeves: Pretty big difference there, Paul Bunyan.
Klaus Hargreeves: Out of the way! (runs out with fire extinguisher)
Diego Hargreeves: What are you...
(Klaus tries to fight the anomaly by spraying it with the fire extinguisher and then throws it at it making to difference.)
Allison Hargreeves: What is that gonna do?
Klaus Hargreeves: I don't know. Do you have a better idea?