Top 10 Klaus Hargreeves Quotes from The Umbrella Academy

Read the top iconic lines by Klaus Hargreeves from the Netflix’s TV series The Umbrella Academy.

Klaus is one of the siblings adopted by Reginald Hargreeves. He didn’t give his children names, but called them by numbers instead, Klaus is being called Number Four. The name “Klaus” was given to him by his mother Grace.

Klaus Hargreeves is played by the actor Robert Sheehan.

Quotes are sorted in chronological order as they come up in the series.

1. “It’s very breathey on the bits.”

“It’s a little dated, I know, but it’s very breathey on the bits.”
(about a skirt – Ep. 1×01)

2. “Dad, could you stop playing tennis with Hitler for a moment?”

“I can’t just call Dad in the afterlife and be like, ‘Dad, could you just… stop playing tennis with Hitler for a moment and take a quick call?’”
(Ep. 1×01)

3. “Did we all get sexier?”

“Oh, wow. I know this is impossible, but… did we all get sexier?”
(Ep. 2×05)

4. “My cult is gonna be so pissed. Five!”

“Oh, my God, again? All of you knew? Why am I always the last one to find out about the end of the… Oh, my God. My cult is gonna be so pissed. Five! I told them we had until 2019.”
(Ep. 2×05)

5. “Is it Vanya? It’s usually Vanya.”

“Is it Vanya? What? It’s usually Vanya.”
(about the end of world – Ep. 2×05)

6. “The only thing we know about love is how to screw it up.”

“Face it, the healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin. The only thing the Umbrella Academy knows about love… is how to screw it up.”
(Ep. 2×05)