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Top 10 Number Five Quotes from The Umbrella Academy

Read the top iconic lines by Number Five from the Netflix’s TV series The Umbrella Academy. Number Five is one of the siblings adopted by Reginald Hargreeves. He didn’t give his children names, but called them by numbers instead, Five… Continue Reading →

Number Five: Think about it. When has the old man ever been straight with us?

Luther Hargreeves: I don't know. He was ruthless in our performance reviews.

Number Five: He always gave me five stars.

Luther Hargreeves: Really?

Luther Hargreeves: Wasn't me or Sloane. We were, uh, busy doing other things last night.

Number Five: Yeah, I get it, Luther. Thank you. Everyone was boning everyone last night.

Luther Hargreeves: Wait, Ben hooked up with someone?

Number Five: Focus, please.

Number Five: I saw something last night that I was not supposed to see.

Luther Hargreeves: Diego and Lila. Yeah, they do it on the stairs sometimes.

Number Five: No, I saw Dad. He was in his room with someone. He was making some kind of deal. Before you ask, I don't know what the deal was or who it was with. Everything is a blur.

(Everyone cheers when Five walks in...)

Diego Hargreeves: That speech last night! Wow!

Lila Pitts: Brought me to tears, you big softy.

Viktor Hargreeves: I especially liked when you referred to us as a family bound by destiny and love.

Number Five: Okay. Enough. It was the booze talking. In the light of day, you're all still deplorable.

(Luther and Sloane are getting married...)

Klaus Hargreeves: I pronounce you married as sh*t! Viva la apocalypse!

Number Five (watching the first dance): This is officially worse than the apocalypse.

Number Five: The universe is disappearing outside. So you can keep rearranging the deck chairs of the Titanic if it makes you feel better. But the fact remains that we are too late.

Number Five (to Viktor): If you ever need anything, I'm always here for you. But lie to us again... Viktor, I'll kill you myself.

Number Five (to Viktor): You're very dangerous, Viktor Hargreeves. The decisions you make impact the entire world. So no matter how benevolent they may seem, you don't get to make them alone. You know what they call a superhero who works alone and doesn't listen to anybody? A villain.

Number Five: Little advice from someone who's been there? Don't do the math. That equation does not exist. There's no "save five Harlans for every two Claires" formula. People like us, we will never save enough lives to make up for the ones that we take.

Viktor Hargreeves: I don't accept that.

Number Five: Then you'll drown. This is the price of being powerful. Sometimes we step on ants.

Number Five: Hate to say I told you so, but...

Viktor Hargreeves: You love to say I told you so.

Viktor Hargreeves: Where have you been?

Number Five: Facing my mortality, Viktor. I don't recommend it.

Number Five: I'm glad my pain amuses you.

Lila Pitts: You have no idea. It's like my therapy.

Lila Pitts: What does that mean exactly? End of the world?

Number Five: Oh, it's much worse than that. It means you and I... are gonna have to work together.

Lila Pitts: Sh*t.

Number Five: Can you really call what we had a family?

Klaus Hargreeves: No. It's more like a...

Number Five: Institute for Snarky Delinquents. And not a good one at that.

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