Number Five Quotes

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Number Five: Think about it. When has the old man ever been straight with us?

Luther Hargreeves: I don't know. He was ruthless in our performance reviews.

Number Five: He always gave me five stars.

Luther Hargreeves: Really?

Luther Hargreeves: Wasn't me or Sloane. We were, uh, busy doing other things last night.

Number Five: Yeah, I get it, Luther. Thank you. Everyone was boning everyone last night.

Luther Hargreeves: Wait, Ben hooked up with someone?

Number Five: Focus, please.

Number Five: I saw something last night that I was not supposed to see.

Luther Hargreeves: Diego and Lila. Yeah, they do it on the stairs sometimes.

Number Five: No, I saw Dad. He was in his room with someone. He was making some kind of deal. Before you ask, I don't know what the deal was or who it was with. Everything is a blur.

(Everyone cheers when Five walks in...)

Diego Hargreeves: That speech last night! Wow!

Lila Pitts: Brought me to tears, you big softy.

Viktor Hargreeves: I especially liked when you referred to us as a family bound by destiny and love.

Number Five: Okay. Enough. It was the booze talking. In the light of day, you're all still deplorable.

(Luther and Sloane are getting married...)

Klaus Hargreeves: I pronounce you married as sh*t! Viva la apocalypse!

Number Five (watching the first dance): This is officially worse than the apocalypse.

Number Five: The universe is disappearing outside. So you can keep rearranging the deck chairs of the Titanic if it makes you feel better. But the fact remains that we are too late.

Number Five (to Viktor): If you ever need anything, I'm always here for you. But lie to us again... Viktor, I'll kill you myself.

Number Five (to Viktor): You're very dangerous, Viktor Hargreeves. The decisions you make impact the entire world. So no matter how benevolent they may seem, you don't get to make them alone. You know what they call a superhero who works alone and doesn't listen to anybody? A villain.

Number Five: Little advice from someone who's been there? Don't do the math. That equation does not exist. There's no "save five Harlans for every two Claires" formula. People like us, we will never save enough lives to make up for the ones that we take.

Viktor Hargreeves: I don't accept that.

Number Five: Then you'll drown. This is the price of being powerful. Sometimes we step on ants.

Number Five: Hate to say I told you so, but...

Viktor Hargreeves: You love to say I told you so.

Viktor Hargreeves: Where have you been?

Number Five: Facing my mortality, Viktor. I don't recommend it.

Number Five: I'm glad my pain amuses you.

Lila Pitts: You have no idea. It's like my therapy.

Lila Pitts: What does that mean exactly? End of the world?

Number Five: Oh, it's much worse than that. It means you and I... are gonna have to work together.

Lila Pitts: Sh*t.

Number Five: Can you really call what we had a family?

Klaus Hargreeves: No. It's more like a...

Number Five: Institute for Snarky Delinquents. And not a good one at that.

Number Five: News flash, geniuses! It's not about us! Take a look around. If you hadn't noticed, there's no doomsday. There's no apocalypse. The sun is shining. Birds are doing whatever the hell birds do. That's all that matters. We're done messing with time. And I'm officially retired.

Number Five is a character from The Umbrella Academy

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Five Hargreeves, also known simply as Number Five, is a central character in the television series “The Umbrella Academy,” portrayed by actor Aidan Gallagher. Five is one of the adopted siblings of the Hargreeves family, who were all born on the same day to mothers who showed no signs of pregnancy. Each sibling possesses unique superpowers, and Five has the ability to jump through time and space, allowing him to teleport.


Despite his youthful appearance, Five has lived for decades in a post-apocalyptic future, where he honed his skills as a skilled assassin. Upon returning to the present day, Five is determined to prevent the impending apocalypse and reunite with his adoptive family. He is known for his sharp intellect, resourcefulness, and dry sense of humor, often taking on the role of the group’s strategist and leader.


While Five is fiercely independent and often works alone, he shares a deep bond with his adoptive siblings, particularly his brother Klaus. Throughout the series, their relationship is marked by a mixture of camaraderie, rivalry, and mutual respect. Despite his gruff exterior, Five cares deeply for his family and is willing to risk everything to protect them and prevent the end of the world.

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