Reginald Hargreeves Quotes

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Luther Hargreeves: I... I don't understand. (Reginald stabs him) Dad...

Reginald Hargreeves: There's an old saying, Luther. The best way to bring a family together is at a wedding or a funeral. We tried the one. Now it's time for the other.

Reginald Hargreeves (to Klaus): In any timeline, I am simply far too brilliant a teacher to have left you so untutored. Conclusion, it was no accident. I made you children feel small, confused about your own powers so that I could control you.

Reginald Hargreeves: A man is not a man until he slays the demons of his youth.

Klaus Hargreeves: Oh yeah. Good one, Obi-Wang, but my demons are literal.

Reginald Hargreeves: When you're fast enough to catch this ball, you will have succeeded.

Klaus Hargreeves: Why not? Okay. But just so you know, I have the hand-eye coordination of a drunk kitten.

Klaus Hargreeves: What I'm saying is, you were a terrible father.

Reginald Hargreeves: Yes. Picked that up. Thank you.

Klaus Hargreeves: Good.

Reginald Hargreeves: High time I made it up to you. Starting now.

Klaus Hargreeves: You just murdered me and stuffed me in the trunk of your car. I have notes, Dad.

Reginald Hargreeves: Let's not quibble over details.

Reginald Hargreeves: What do we like to do together? For fun.

Klaus Hargreeves: I don't understand the question.

Reginald Hargreeves: Didn't we take any family trips in your timeline?

Klaus Hargreeves: With our dad? Hell no. That guy put the "dick" in dictator.

Reginald Hargreeves: Everything is fascinating ever since you weaned me off those damned pills. I'd like to return the favor. Help you to understand who you really are. Would you like that?

Klaus Hargreeves: There's nothing I'd like more. Other than a probiotic yogurt that doesn't make me fart.

Reginald Hargreeves: You've grown too attached, my old friend. Lost your objectivity.

Pogo: And you've grown so detached, you've lost your humanity.

Reginald Hargreeves: What humanity?

Reginald Hargreeves: We never know what we're truly capable of until we're forced to confront our own extinction.

Marcus Hargreeves: You spent time with these people. What's your assessment?

Reginald Hargreeves: Unimpressive. Neanderthals on a day pass. Cried too much and showered too little.

Reginald Hargreeves: They call themselves the Umbrella Academy, a group of scheming, perfidious malcontents who accosted me in the fall of 1963 when I was away on business in Dallas. Be warned, they claim to be my spawn.

Allison Hargreeves: Claim? Look, Five, what the hell is going on?

Number Five: I don't know yet, but it's concerning.

Marcus Hargreeves: Is he telling the truth?

Vanya Hargreeves: Not the part about us being perfidious.

Klaus Hargreeves: No, we're amateur-fidious, at best.

Reginald Hargreeves: How much do you want for it? Surely you don't want to keep it. (In Korean): How much do you want for him?

Baby's grandma: You lay one finger on my grandson, I slice you in half!

Reginald Hargreeves: Excellent! I like a spirited negotiator.

Character from The Umbrella Academy

The Umbrella Academy Quotes

The Umbrella Academy Quotes

The Best Quotes by Reginald Hargreeves from The Umbrella Academy

Above you’ll find the best quotes and dialogues by Reginald Hargreeves. The quotes are sorted from the latest added.

Reginald Hargreeves is father of seven adopted children: Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Five, Ben and Viktor. But Reginald doesn’t call them by their names that were given to them by Grace, but number one to seven.

Reginald Hargreeves is played by the actor Colm Feore.

 

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