100+ Best 'Wednesday' Quotes from the Netflix Series

Wednesday Addams: Secrets are still lurking in the dark corners of Jericho. Were Laurel Gates and Tyler just pawns in a bigger game? Will today's stalker become tomorrow's nemesis? I know the suspense is killing you.

6.2.2023 I know the suspense is killing you.

(Wednesday gets messages from an Unknown contact...)

Wednesday Addams: My very first stalker. Maybe this forced vacation will be more interesting than I imagined.

6.2.2023 My very first stalker.

Xavier Thorpe: When I was in the cell I said a lot of... things. Being your friend should come with a warning label. But... I don't know a lot of people who would take an arrow for me. So... Welcome to the 21st century, Addams. (gifts her a smartphone) My number's in there already.

Wednesday Addams: That's a bold move. I hope you're not expecting me to call.

Xavier Thorpe: No, never. I'd settle for a text, though.

6.2.2023 Being your friend should come with a warning label.

Enid Sinclair: Now that classes are canceled for the rest of the semester, you have to come visit me in San Francisco. I can pretty much guarantee fog and drizzle every day.

Wednesday Addams: Sounds tempting.

6.2.2023 I guarantee fog and drizzle every day. – Sounds tempting.

Laurel Gates: I can't tell you how I've longed for this moment, what it means for my family.

Joseph Crackstone: Silence, woman! Be gone, or I will cut thy tongue from thy wretched mouth!

Laurel Gates: Never meet your heroes.

6.2.2023 Silence, woman! – Never meet your heroes.

Tyler Galpin: Laurel said you were dead.

Wednesday Addams: I'm feeling much better now.

Tyler Galpin: You're like a cockroach.

Wednesday Addams: Please, flattery will get you nowhere.

6.2.2023 You’re like a cockroach. – Flattery will get you nowhere.

Wednesday Addams (to Marilyn): You can drop the act, Laurel. I should have known it was you. Faking your death, securing a job at Nevermore, unlocking a Hyde. Typically, I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots. But yours was a bit extreme, even for my high standards.

6.2.2023 I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots.

Wednesday Addams: I always believed relying on other people to be a sign of weakness. That inevitably they would lead me to disappointment. Turns out I've been the disappointment.

Enid Sinclair: Are you kidding me? I've learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior, but... most people spend their entire lives pretending to give zero effs, and you literally never had an eff to give.

6.2.2023 You literally never had an eff to give.

Enid Sinclair: Will you forget about me?

Wednesday Addams: Enid... the mark you have left on me is indelible. Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I'll think of you.

Enid Sinclair: Thanks. I guess.

6.2.2023 Enid… the mark you have left on me is indelible.

Wednesday Addams (about Tyler): Of course the first boy I kiss would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster. I guess I have a type.

6.2.2023 Of course the first boy I kiss would turn out to be a monster.

Enid Sinclair: Don't tell me Wednesday Addams is mellowing out.

Wednesday Addams: Never. More like evolving.

Enid Sinclair: Well, one inch of duct tape at a time.

Wednesday Addams: Why the sudden change of heart?

Enid Sinclair: Because we work. We shouldn't, but we do. It's like some sort of weird, friendship anomaly.

6.2.2023 9.2.2023 It’s like some sort of weird, friendship anomaly.

Valerie Kinbott: I'm going to recommend you stay in a juvenile psychiatric facility.

Wednesday Addams: Oh, please. You and I both know I'd be running that place in a week.

6.2.2023 I’d be running that place in a week.

Uncle Fester: You'll always be my favorite, Wednesday.

Wednesday Addams: Be sure to tell Pugsley that. It'll give him a complex.

6.2.2023 Tell Pugsley that. It’ll give him a complex.

Uncle Fester (to Thing): For a minute, we thought you'd picked your last lock, buddy.

6.2.2023 We thought you’d picked your last lock, buddy.

(The Thing got stabbed and is not moving...)

Uncle Fester: He's gone, Wednesday.

Wednesday Addams: No, he's not. Thing. If you can hear me... if you die, I will kill you.

6.2.2023 Thing. If you can hear me… if you die, I will kill you.

Title:	Wednesday
Format:	TV Series
Genres:	Comedy, Crime, Family
Produced by:	Netflix
Release Date:	November 23, 2022

Character	Played by
Bianca Barclay	Joy Sunday
Enid Sinclair	Emma Myers
Gomez Addams	Luis Guzmán
Morticia Addams	Catherine Zeta-Jones
Tyler Galpin	Hunter Doohan
Wednesday Addams	Jenna Ortega

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