Wednesday Quotes

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Wednesday Addams: Secrets are still lurking in the dark corners of Jericho. Were Laurel Gates and Tyler just pawns in a bigger game? Will today's stalker become tomorrow's nemesis? I know the suspense is killing you.

(Wednesday gets messages from an Unknown contact...)

Wednesday Addams: My very first stalker. Maybe this forced vacation will be more interesting than I imagined.

Xavier Thorpe: When I was in the cell I said a lot of... things. Being your friend should come with a warning label. But... I don't know a lot of people who would take an arrow for me. So... Welcome to the 21st century, Addams. (gifts her a smartphone) My number's in there already.

Wednesday Addams: That's a bold move. I hope you're not expecting me to call.

Xavier Thorpe: No, never. I'd settle for a text, though.

Enid Sinclair: Now that classes are canceled for the rest of the semester, you have to come visit me in San Francisco. I can pretty much guarantee fog and drizzle every day.

Wednesday Addams: Sounds tempting.

Laurel Gates: I can't tell you how I've longed for this moment, what it means for my family.

Joseph Crackstone: Silence, woman! Be gone, or I will cut thy tongue from thy wretched mouth!

Laurel Gates: Never meet your heroes.

Tyler Galpin: Laurel said you were dead.

Wednesday Addams: I'm feeling much better now.

Tyler Galpin: You're like a cockroach.

Wednesday Addams: Please, flattery will get you nowhere.

Wednesday Addams (to Marilyn): You can drop the act, Laurel. I should have known it was you. Faking your death, securing a job at Nevermore, unlocking a Hyde. Typically, I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots. But yours was a bit extreme, even for my high standards.

Wednesday Addams: I always believed relying on other people to be a sign of weakness. That inevitably they would lead me to disappointment. Turns out I've been the disappointment.

Enid Sinclair: Are you kidding me? I've learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior, but... most people spend their entire lives pretending to give zero effs, and you literally never had an eff to give.

Enid Sinclair: Will you forget about me?

Wednesday Addams: Enid... the mark you have left on me is indelible. Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I'll think of you.

Enid Sinclair: Thanks. I guess.

Wednesday Addams (about Tyler): Of course the first boy I kiss would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster. I guess I have a type.

Enid Sinclair: Don't tell me Wednesday Addams is mellowing out.

Wednesday Addams: Never. More like evolving.

Enid Sinclair: Well, one inch of duct tape at a time.

Wednesday Addams: Why the sudden change of heart?

Enid Sinclair: Because we work. We shouldn't, but we do. It's like some sort of weird, friendship anomaly.

Valerie Kinbott: I'm going to recommend you stay in a juvenile psychiatric facility.

Wednesday Addams: Oh, please. You and I both know I'd be running that place in a week.

Uncle Fester: You'll always be my favorite, Wednesday.

Wednesday Addams: Be sure to tell Pugsley that. It'll give him a complex.

Uncle Fester (to Thing): For a minute, we thought you'd picked your last lock, buddy.

(The Thing got stabbed and is not moving...)

Uncle Fester: He's gone, Wednesday.

Wednesday Addams: No, he's not. Thing. If you can hear me... if you die, I will kill you.

Wednesday Quotes

Wednesday Quotes


Title: Wednesday
Format: TV Series
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Family
Produced by: Netflix
Release Date: November 23, 2022

Synopsis / Summary

A sleuthing, supernaturally infused mystery charting Wednesday Addams’ years as a student at Nevermore Academy. Wednesday’s attempts to master her emerging psychic ability, thwart a monstrous killing spree that has terrorized the local town, and solve the supernatural mystery that embroiled her parents 25 years ago – all while navigating her new and very tangled relationships at Nevermore. (IMDb)

Characters / Cast

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A-Z List of Characters

Character Played by
Bianca Barclay Joy Sunday
Enid Sinclair Emma Myers
Gomez Addams Luis Guzmán
Morticia Addams Catherine Zeta-Jones
Tyler Galpin Hunter Doohan
Wednesday Addams Jenna Ortega

Above you’ll find the best quotes, dialogues and phrases from the Neflix series Wednesday. The quotes there are sorted from the latest added. Let’s look at the best of the best quotes next.

Top 10 Unforgettable Quotes from Wednesday (Netflix TV series)

Wednesday Quotes - The Best Quotes from the Netflix TV series Wednesday


  • “The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.” – Wednesday Addams (Ep. 1×01)
  • “Please excuse Wednesday. She’s allergic to color.” – Morticia Addams (to Enid – Ep. 1×01)
  • “Whoa. You’re in black and white. Like a living Instagram filter.” – Ajax Petropolus (to Wednesday – Ep. 1×01)
  • “I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.” – Wednesday Addams (Ep. 1×01)
  • “She’s been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor. In her sleep.” – Wednesday Addams (about Enid – Ep. 1×01)
  • “Let’s see if you bleed in black and white.” – Bianca Barclay (to Wednesday – Ep. 1×01)
  • “I just asked myself, ‘WWWD?’ What Would Wednesday Do?” – Enid Sinclair (to Wednesday – Ep. 1×02)
  • “We’ve always encouraged Wednesday to speak her mind. Sometimes her sharp tongue can cut deep.” – Gomez Addams (to Weems – Ep. 1×05)
  • “Men like you have no idea what it feels like not to be believed.” – Morticia Addams (to Noble Walker – Ep. 1×05)
  • “You know lobotomies. They’re like tattoos. Can’t just get one.” – Uncle Fester (to Wednesday – Ep. 1×07)



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