The Best 'Lila Pitts' Quotes from The Umbrella Academy

(Everyone cheers when Five walks in...)

Diego Hargreeves: That speech last night! Wow!

Lila Pitts: Brought me to tears, you big softy.

Viktor Hargreeves: I especially liked when you referred to us as a family bound by destiny and love.

Number Five: Okay. Enough. It was the booze talking. In the light of day, you're all still deplorable.

Lila Pitts (about Diego): Klaus, don't even think about going over there and filling his empty head with bad ideas.

Lila Pitts (to Allison): Maybe you're feeling everything all at once, and it all just kind of cancels out.

Diego Hargreeves: Are you insane?!

Lila Pitts: Uh, we met in an asylum.

Lila Pitts (to Stan): Now you are gonna take all this back to where you got it. And next time you steal, I expect it to be something valuable. (to Diego): Honestly, we need to set higher expectations.

(Five and Lila find the founder of the Commission...)

Number Five: It's me.

Lila Pitts (laughing): No way. This whole time you've been complaining about the Commission, and you're the one who founded it. Classic.

Number Five: I'm glad my pain amuses you.

Lila Pitts: You have no idea. It's like my therapy.

Lila Pitts: What does that mean exactly? End of the world?

Number Five: Oh, it's much worse than that. It means you and I... are gonna have to work together.

Lila Pitts: Sh*t.

Lila Pitts is a character from The Umbrella Academy

Lila Pitts is a character introduced in the second season of the television series “The Umbrella Academy,” portrayed by actress Ritu Arya. Lila is a mysterious and enigmatic individual with a connection to the Handler, a high-ranking official in the Commission, a powerful organization that oversees the timeline. She possesses a charming and cunning personality, often using her wit and intelligence to navigate complex situations.

Lila’s true identity and background are shrouded in secrecy, and her motivations are initially unclear. However, it is eventually revealed that she shares a special connection with the Hargreeves siblings, particularly Diego, with whom she forms a complicated relationship.

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