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(Everyone cheers when Five walks in...)

Diego Hargreeves: That speech last night! Wow!

Lila Pitts: Brought me to tears, you big softy.

Viktor Hargreeves: I especially liked when you referred to us as a family bound by destiny and love.

Number Five: Okay. Enough. It was the booze talking. In the light of day, you're all still deplorable.

Lila Pitts (about Diego): Klaus, don't even think about going over there and filling his empty head with bad ideas.

Lila Pitts (to Allison): Maybe you're feeling everything all at once, and it all just kind of cancels out.

Diego Hargreeves: Are you insane?!

Lila Pitts: Uh, we met in an asylum.

Lila Pitts (to Stan): Now you are gonna take all this back to where you got it. And next time you steal, I expect it to be something valuable. (to Diego): Honestly, we need to set higher expectations.

(Five and Lila find the founder of the Commission...)

Number Five: It's me.

Lila Pitts (laughing): No way. This whole time you've been complaining about the Commission, and you're the one who founded it. Classic.

Number Five: I'm glad my pain amuses you.

Lila Pitts: You have no idea. It's like my therapy.

Lila Pitts: What does that mean exactly? End of the world?

Number Five: Oh, it's much worse than that. It means you and I... are gonna have to work together.

Lila Pitts: Sh*t.

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