The Umbrella Academy Quotes

Luther Hargreeves (about Reginald): He’s an alien.

Klaus Hargreeves: We’re trying not to use that kinda terminology here. And I know, it’s whoa PC, but you could just say he’s… British.

Luther Hargreeves: No, no! I mean, he’s a real alien. He’s like a… bug person from another planet.

Klaus Hargreeves: Why would you put pineapple on a pizza?

Luther Hargreeves: You know, when you think about it, we are just tiny specks of sand in a desert full of other sand.

Klaus Hargreeves: I mean, it’s a garnish for cocktails, at best.

Luther Hargreeves: And that’s inside solar systems. Inside deserts of galaxies.

Klaus Hargreeves: I guess the real question to ask is, why is it on my pizza!?

Klaus Hargreeves (about his dad): He helped me conquer my childhood fears. We played catch together.

Luther Hargreeves: Wait. You played catch with Dad?

Sloane Hargreeves: Really?

Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, we call it bus-ball, but that’s kind of our thing.