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Quote from Supernatural 13x06 - Jack: Dean? Dean? Castiel: Jack, I wouldn't do that! (Jack wakes up Dean, who pulls a gun on him from under the pillow) I told you. He's an angry sleeper. Like a bear.
Quote from Supernatural 13x06 - Dean Winchester: Two salty hunters, one half-angel kid, and a dude who just came back from the dead. Again. Team Free Will 2.0. Here we go.
Quote from Supernatural 13x06 - Dean Winchester: Cas, is that really you? Sam Winchester: No. You're... you're dead. Castiel: Yeah, I was. But then I... annoyed an ancient cosmic being so much that he sent me back. Dean Winchester: Welcome home, pal.
Quote from The Walking Dead 8x04 - Jerry: Your Majesty. Ezekiel: You don't need to call me that. Jerry: Dude... yes, I do. Later... Jerry: Thank you, Your Majesty. Ezekiel: For what? Jerry: For being such a cool dude.
Quote from Lucifer 3x06 - Lucifer Morningstar: It's the bullet from when you shot me. Remember in the warehouse, early in our partnership? Chloe Decker: Oh. Yeah. I remember. Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I thought since I'll never likely penetrate you, I'd commemorate the one time you penetrated me. So, uh, happy birthday, Detective.
Quote from Lucifer 3x04 - Lucifer Morningstar (to Amenadiel): Release your inner Devil. Get laid. Play the piano. Punish evil. Just, whenever you're faced with a choice, ask yourself the question: WWLD? What Would Lucifer Do?





Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.

– George Carlin
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