Chandler Bing: Look, Phoebe, I wanted to meet her in person too. But she's married. She has a husband.
Phoebe Buffay: What if the husband person is the wrong guy and you are the right guy? You don't get chances like this all the time. If you don't meet her now, you'll kick yourself when you're 80... which is hard to do and that's how you break a hip.
Monica Geller: I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.
Joey Tribbiani: How come those?
Monica Geller: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. And ZXY because I think it sounds "zexy."
Rachel Green: Ahem, what happened to MEG?
Monica Geller: MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. My motto is, "Get out before they go down."
Joey Tribbiani: That is so not my motto.
Monica Geller: Um, I appreciate this, but you don't have to hang out with them for me. They have each other.
Richard Burke: Oh, no, honey. I mean, don't worry. I like hanging out with those guys. They're different than my other friends. They don't start sentences with "You know who just died shoveling snow?"
Monica Geller: All right, that's great. Then just go. Go Knicks!
Richard Burke: Uh, it's the college playoffs.
Monica Geller: Oh. Then, go Vassar!
Richard Burke: Uh, they're not in it.
Monica Geller: Okay, then just go.
(Ross is showing Joey a book Rachel read...)
Joey Tribbiani: What is it?
Ross Geller: I don't know. It's got all this stuff about wind and trees... and there is some sacred pool in it. I don't really get it. But she's pretty upset about it.
Joey Tribbiani: See... This is why I don't date women who read.
(Rachel and Monica both run into bathroom to get a protection, but find out there is only one left, they play rock paper scissors for it and Rachel wins...)
Richard Burke: Shall we?
Monica Geller: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow.
Richard Burke: Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...
Joey Tribbiani: Whose eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?
Chandler Bing: Well, I like both eggs equally.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, come on! Nobody likes two kinds of eggs equally. You like one better, and I wanna know which.
Chandler Bing: What's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore. You took your eggs, and you left! Did you really expect me to never find new eggs?
Phoebe Buffay: That's my tattoo.
Rachel Green: That is not a tattoo. That is a nothing.
Phoebe Buffay: For your information, this is exactly what I wanted. This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen from a great, great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.
Rachel Green: Oh, what a load of crap! That is a dot! Your mother's in heaven going, "Where the hell's my lily, you wuss!" That is not a tattoo! (Ross enters the room) This is a tattoo!
Ross Geller: You got a tattoo?
Rachel Green: Maybe. But just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world!
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|Release Date:||22 September 1994|
|Status:||Show ended in 2004|
|Number of seasons:||10|
Rachel Green, Ross Geller, Monica Geller, Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing and Phoebe Buffay are all friends, living off of one another in the heart of New York City. Over the course of ten years, this average group of buddies goes through massive mayhem, family trouble, past and future romances, fights, laughs, tears and surprises as they learn what it really means to be a friend. (IMDb)