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Joey Tribbiani: It was amazing, and not just for her. For me too! It's like, all of a sudden I'm blind... but all my other senses are heightened. It's like I was able to appreciate it... on another level.

Chandler Bing: I didn't know you had another level.

Joey Tribbiani: I know. Neither did I!

Joey Tribbiani: Last night I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got! Man, oh, man! It was like a ticker-tape parade!

Chandler Bing: I know. My room's very, very close to the parade route.

Monica Geller: His flight doesn't leave for 45 more minutes.

Chandler Bing: What about the time difference?

Monica Geller: From here to the airport?

(Ross's gift for Rachel is expensive antique pin)

Phoebe Buffay: It's so pretty! This must've cost him a fortune.

Monica Geller: I can't believe he did this.

Chandler Bing: Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol... and bought her that riddiculously expensive crystal duck?

Rachel Green: What did you just say?

Chandler Bing: Crystal duck.

Rachel Green: No, no, no. The "love" part? Oh, my God!

Chandler Bing: Oh, no, no, no.

Joey Tribbiani: That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.

Joey Tribbiani: According to the rules... I can't conduct personal experiments, if you know what I mean.

Monica Geller: Joey, we always know what you mean.

Rachel Green: Is he just the sweetest thing? You must just wanna kiss him all over.

Ross Geller: That would be nice.

Chandler Bing: Pff.

Rachel Green: Pardon?

Chandler Bing: Nothing. Just a little extra air in my mouth. Pff.

Ross Geller: Ben... I want you to know that there may be some times when... I may not be around like this. But I'll still always come back... Iike this. And sometimes, I may be away longer... Iike this. But I'll still always come back... like this.

Rachel Green: I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.

Chandler Bing: I know. I still am one of these.

Phoebe Buffay: When I was growing up, my dad left... and my mother died and my stepfather went to jail. I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. And here's this little baby who has three whole parents... who care about him so much they fight over who gets to love it the most... and it's not even born yet. It's just the luckiest baby in the whole world.

Phoebe Buffay (to Ross and Susan): My God, you guys. I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building... and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling! Just stop it! Don't make me do this again! I don't like my voice like this!

Phoebe Buffay: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.

Monica Geller: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?

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Genres: Comedy, Romance
Produced by: NBC
Release Date: 22 September 1994
Status: Show ended in 2004
Number of seasons: 10

Synopsis / Summary

Rachel Green, Ross Geller, Monica Geller, Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing and Phoebe Buffay are all friends, living off of one another in the heart of New York City. Over the course of ten years, this average group of buddies goes through massive mayhem, family trouble, past and future romances, fights, laughs, tears and surprises as they learn what it really means to be a friend. (IMDb)

Characters / Cast

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A-Z List of Characters

Character Played by
Chandler Bing Matthew Perry
Joey Tribbiani Matt LeBlanc
Monica Geller Courteney Cox
Phoebe Buffay Lisa Kudrow
Rachel Green Jennifer Aniston
Ross Geller David Schwimmer