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Phoebe Buffay: I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.

Joey Tribbiani: What did he say?

Phoebe Buffay: He said he understands how sex can be a very emotional thing for a woman. And he was just afraid that I was going to get all, you know: "Is he gonna call me the next day?" And "Where is this going?" and: (babbling bla bla....) So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.

Joey Tribbiani: Wow.

Phoebe Buffay: Yeah. So I said, "Okay. Relax, please." You know? I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment. If he wants to see me again, he can call. If not, that's fine too. So after a lot of talking, heh... I convinced him. Heh!

Joey Tribbiani: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him. He got you to say he never has to call you again. And he got you thinking this is a great idea?

Phoebe Buffay: Uh-huh.

Joey Tribbiani: This man is my god.


Phoebe Buffay: I'm not sexy enough.

Joey Tribbiani: Heh, Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."

Phoebe Buffay: Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended. But that's so sweet.


(Ross is kissing Julie outside of the Central Perk...)

Chandler Bing: You're okay about all this?

Rachel Green: Oh, yeah, come on! I'm moving on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.


(Chandler is doing sit-ups...)

Monica Geller: Five more and I'll flash you.

Chandler Bing: One... two... two and a half. Ok, just show me one of them.


Monica Geller: Wanna work out? I can remake you.

Chandler Bing: Uh, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying-around time.


Phoebe Buffay: You have a third nipple?

Ross Geller: Whip it out. Whip it out.

Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, yeah.

Chandler Bing: No, come on. There's nothing to see. It's just a tiny bump. It's totally useless.

Rachel Green: Oh, as opposed to your other multifunctional nipples?


Phoebe Buffay: Ross, could you just open your mind, like, this much? Okay? Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believe the Earth was flat? And up till 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing... until you split it open and this whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?

Ross Geller: There might be... a teeny... tiny... possibility.

Phoebe Buffay: I can't believe you caved.

Ross Geller: What?

Phoebe Buffay: You just abandoned your whole belief system! Before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you.

Ross Geller: But...

Phoebe Buffay: How are you gonna go into work tomorrow? How are you going to face the other science guys? How are you going to face yourself? Oh...

(Ross is shocked and leaves...)

Phoebe Buffay: That was fun.


Phoebe Buffay: Okay, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. (screaming): Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!

(everyone jumps up startled by her)

Chandler Bing: Okay, Phoebe.

Phoebe Buffay: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help.


Ross Geller: Will you guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world.

Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, we know. But there's a baby sucking on it.


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Genres: Comedy, Romance
Produced by: NBC
Release Date: 22 September 1994
Status: Show ended in 2004
Number of seasons: 10

Synopsis / Summary

Rachel Green, Ross Geller, Monica Geller, Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing and Phoebe Buffay are all friends, living off of one another in the heart of New York City. Over the course of ten years, this average group of buddies goes through massive mayhem, family trouble, past and future romances, fights, laughs, tears and surprises as they learn what it really means to be a friend. (IMDb)

Characters / Cast

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Character Played by
Chandler Bing Matthew Perry
Joey Tribbiani Matt LeBlanc
Monica Geller Courteney Cox
Phoebe Buffay Lisa Kudrow
Rachel Green Jennifer Aniston
Ross Geller David Schwimmer