100+ Best 'Friends' Quotes: "I'll Be There For You."

Quote from Friends 2x24 | Ross Geller: All right. I've been feeling incredibly guilty because I wanna be a good friend. And damn it, I am a good friend. So shut up and close your eyes. (kisses Joey) Joey Tribbiani: Wow. You are a good friend. The audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.

4.1.2020 I am a good friend. So shut up and close your eyes.

Chandler Bing: Look, Phoebe, I wanted to meet her in person too. But she's married. She has a husband.

Phoebe Buffay: What if the husband person is the wrong guy and you are the right guy? You don't get chances like this all the time. If you don't meet her now, you'll kick yourself when you're 80... which is hard to do and that's how you break a hip.

4.1.2020 That’s how you break a hip.

Joey Tribbiani: What's going on?

Phoebe Buffay: We're wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.

Joey Tribbiani: Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.

Chandler Bing: How do you not fall down more?

4.1.2020 How do you not fall down more?

Quote from Friends 2x23 | Rachel Green: Hey, sailor. Ross Geller: Is this what you had in mind? Rachel Green: Ha, ha. I'll say. (Ross picks up Rachel to carry her) Ross Geller: I'm shipping out tomorrow. Rachel Green: Well, then, uh... we better make this night count. Oh, wait, I forgot to turn off the cappuccino machine. Anchors aweigh. Oh, wait. My purse, my purse, my purse. Oh, you know what? I forgot to turn off the bathroom light. Ross Geller: All right, why don't I just meet you upstairs? (drops her) Rachel Green: Honey!

4.1.2020 I’m shipping out tomorrow.

Phoebe Buffay (Ryan): Can you believe that's how we spent our two weeks? We didn't do the romantic things I'd planned... like having a picnic in Central Park and, you know, a coffee at Central Perk. Oh, I just got that.

4.1.2020 Picnic in Central Park and a coffee at Central Perk.

Chandler Bing (to Rachel): How you holding up there, tiger? Oh. Sorry. When my parents were getting divorced, I got a lot of "tigers." Ahem. I got a lot of "champs," "chiefs," "sports." Ahem. I even got a "governor."

4.1.2020 How you holding up there, tiger?

Rachel Green: Oh, thank you for my beautiful earrings. They're perfect.

Ross Geller: Aw.

Rachel Green: I love you.

Ross Geller: Oh. Now, you can exchange them if you want, okay?

Rachel Green: Hmm. Now I love you even more.

4.1.2020 You can exchange them if you want, okay?

Monica Geller: I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.

Joey Tribbiani: How come those?

Monica Geller: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. And ZXY because I think it sounds "zexy."

Rachel Green: Ahem, what happened to MEG?

Monica Geller: MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. My motto is, "Get out before they go down."

Joey Tribbiani: That is so not my motto.

4.1.2020 My motto is, “Get out before they go down.”

Monica Geller: Um, I appreciate this, but you don't have to hang out with them for me. They have each other.

Richard Burke: Oh, no, honey. I mean, don't worry. I like hanging out with those guys. They're different than my other friends. They don't start sentences with "You know who just died shoveling snow?"

Monica Geller: All right, that's great. Then just go. Go Knicks!

Richard Burke: Uh, it's the college playoffs.

Monica Geller: Oh. Then, go Vassar!

Richard Burke: Uh, they're not in it.

Monica Geller: Okay, then just go.

4.1.2020 You know who just died shoveling snow?

Ross Geller (to Ben): Can you say "dada"?

Rachel Green: Aw.

Ross Geller: I'm telling your mommies you said it anyway, so you might as well.

Rachel Green: No luck, huh?

Ross Geller: No. A while ago, I got a "seh" out of him... which I thought might turn into "seh-condary caregiver," but...

4.1.2020 I’m telling your mommies you said it anyway…

(Ross is showing Joey a book Rachel read...)

Joey Tribbiani: What is it?

Ross Geller: I don't know. It's got all this stuff about wind and trees... and there is some sacred pool in it. I don't really get it. But she's pretty upset about it.

Joey Tribbiani: See... This is why I don't date women who read.

4.1.2020 This is why I don’t date women who read.

(Rachel and Monica both run into bathroom to get a protection, but find out there is only one left, they play rock paper scissors for it and Rachel wins...)

Richard Burke: Shall we?

Monica Geller: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow.

Richard Burke: Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...

4.1.2020 They’re doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow.

Joey Tribbiani: Whose eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?

Chandler Bing: Well, I like both eggs equally.

Joey Tribbiani: Oh, come on! Nobody likes two kinds of eggs equally. You like one better, and I wanna know which.

Chandler Bing: What's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore. You took your eggs, and you left! Did you really expect me to never find new eggs?

4.1.2020 Did you really expect me to never find new eggs?

Monica Geller (about Chandler): I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?

Ross Geller: Uh, Eddie something. He just met him.

Rachel Green: It'll never last. He's just a rebound roommate.

4.1.2020 He’s just a rebound roommate.

Phoebe Buffay: That's my tattoo.

Rachel Green: That is not a tattoo. That is a nothing.

Phoebe Buffay: For your information, this is exactly what I wanted. This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen from a great, great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.

Rachel Green: Oh, what a load of crap! That is a dot! Your mother's in heaven going, "Where the hell's my lily, you wuss!" That is not a tattoo! (Ross enters the room) This is a tattoo!

Ross Geller: You got a tattoo?

Rachel Green: Maybe. But just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world!

4.1.2020 That is not a tattoo. That is a nothing.

Title:	F·R·I·E·N·D·S
Format:	TV Series
Genres:	Comedy, Romance
Produced by:	NBC
Release Date:	22 September 1994
Status:	Ended with Season 10 in 2004
Number of seasons:	10

Character	Played by
Chandler Bing	Matthew Perry
Joey Tribbiani	Matt LeBlanc
Monica Geller	Courteney Cox
Phoebe Buffay	Lisa Kudrow
Rachel Green	Jennifer Aniston
Ross Geller	David Schwimmer

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