Charlie Bradbudy (to Castiel): Dean is my buddy and I cannot screw this up, but my mind is a wad of gummy worms.
Charlie Bradbury (about Rowena): I am doing my best, but with her criticizing, breathing down my neck, trying to sign me up for Team Witch and moaning how the one good year for music was 1723, I am going crazy.
Castiel: She is a wicked witch.
Rowena (to Charlie): I read you the minute I saw you and I'm sure you're learning that the line between good and evil is quite flexible. But we part company when it comes to blind devotion, case in point, the Winchesters. You've made them the family you don't have. Foolish.
Rowena (to Charlie): You're young and good and I'm ancient and evil, is that it? Let me tell you about you. A difficult and lonely childhood, tragedy, absent parents, always outside the mainstream, sexually progressive, living in your own head for solace and direction.
Castiel (to Charlie and Rowena): It sounds like blood sugar is dipping in here. I got snacks. When I was human, I grew very fond of these pork rinds.
Rowena (to Charlie): That miraculous machine of yours hasn't solved everything by now? Overrated, I'd say.
Crowley: Just for once I wish you trolls would bring me some good news. 'Sire, Missouri has boils.' Something cheerful.
Sam Winchester: We're up against it. And we've all been up against it before and we know there are times when every choice sucks. Us lying to Dean is the choice that sucks the least.
Charlie Bradbury (to Rowena): I'm not a witch, I'm a nerd. And I know all the great centers of nerddom.
Dean Winchester (about Stynes): They screwed with financial markets, they helped Hitler get started along with God knows what else, probably disco.
Dean Winchester: You already got your revenge. If you go down this path, our path, it's not a long life.
Claire Novak: I don't know, you seem pretty old.
Claire Novak (to Sam): You said, sometimes death isn't always goodbye, right? So goodbyes aren't always forever.