Alec Lightwood: I have another way you can be helpful. (hans him a stele)
Simon Lewis: What am I gonna do with a steely?
Alec Lightwood: Stele.
Simon Lewis: I've heard it both ways.
Asmodeus: Why would I ever give you the means by which Lilith could be banished back here to lord over us all? Edom may not be Marseille, but it's a hell of a lot less miserable with her gone.
Magnus Bane: Name your price.
Asmodeus: "There is a time when we all must return to live in the houses of our fathers." Rule beside me.
Magnus Bane: I never should have come.
Asmodeus: Say what you will about the time we spent together, but you have to admit, you enjoyed every minute of it.
Magnus Bane: I was a child! Father... I have never once come here to ask you for anything. There must be something else I can give you.
Asmodeus: Actually, my son... there is.
Simon Lewis (to his mother): Your son, Simon... he isn't a vampire. That's just how you're dealing with your grief. There was an accident. But your son felt no pain. And in his last moments... In his last moments, he thought about how much he's gonna miss you. And, no matter where he ends up in his next life... He will never stop thinking about you. He will always love you. Simon Lewis is dead.
Rebecca Lewis: I've read enough YA to know what happens. So, how long is it until I turn?
Simon Lewis: You won't. I promise. You'd have to have died with my blood in your system, then get buried, and then... um... feed as soon as you crawled out of your own grave.
Rebecca Lewis: Oh, Simon... You went through all of that alone? You died?
Simon Lewis: Medically speaking, yeah.
Rebecca Lewis: Well, I guess... all of your sketchy behaviour makes more sense now.
Alec Lightwood: It's been hundreds of years since you banished your father. What makes you think he'll even listen to your request?
Magnus Bane: Let's just say he owes me one.
Alec Lightwood: For what happened with your mother?
Magnus Bane: That... and for everything in the years that followed. I was living on the streets. I didn't know who or what I was. Asmodeus took me in. Nurtured my darker impulses. And taught me the "proper" way to be a warlock.
Alec Lightwood: And why'd you listen to him?
Magnus Bane: Because he was the only one in the world with eyes like me. He was my father.
Clary Fairchild: Let me talk to him. Please. Give him back to me. I can't lose him again.
Jace Herondale (The Owl version): There is no version of this where your Jace wakes up and comes home.
Clary Fairchild: Jace, if you can hear me in there, I will never give up on you. Never.
Magnus Bane: You've reached the voicemail of Magnus Bane. Please don't leave a message at the tone. I'm centuries old and even I think it's outdated.
Elaine Lewis: You hurt her again and it will be the last thing you ever do, I swear to God! You stay away from her! You stay away from this family! I swear to God, I will kill you!
Simon Lewis: Mom...
Elaine Lewis: YOU ARE NOT MY SON! You're a monster. GET OUT! GET OUT!