100+ Best 'Magnus Bane' Quotes

Quote from The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes | Magnus Bane: I would help you. But I can't. Stripping the protection wards off the ship was bad enough—it's a strong, strong enchantment, demon-based—but when you fell, I had to put a fast spell on the truck so it wouldn't sink when I lost consciousness. And I will lose consciousness, Alec. It's just a matter of time. I didn't want you to drown. The enchantment should hold enough for you to get the truck back to land. Alec Lightwood: I—didn't realize. Take my hands. And take my strength too. Whatever of it you can use to—to keep yourself going. Magnus Bane: I thought you had to get back to the ship. Alec Lightwood: I have to fight. But that's what you're doing, isn't it? You're part of the fight just as much as the Shadowhunters on the ship— and I know you can take some of my strength, I've heard of warlocks doing that—so I'm offering. Take it. It's yours.

13.5.2020 Take my hands. And take my strength too.

Alec Lightwood: I need to get back to the battle. You're a warlock. Can't you, I don't know, fly me back to the boat or something? And fix my concussion while you're at it? Sorry, I know you don't have to help us out—it's a favor...

Magnus Bane: Stop. I don't do you favors, Alec. I do things for you because—well, why do you think I do them?

13.5.2020 I don’t do you favors, Alec.

(Magnus makes the van able to drive on water...)

Jace Herondale: Now this is really going to impress Valentine.

Clary Fairchild: I don't know. Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-crawling powers; we get the Aquatruck.

Magnus Bane: If you don't like it, Nephilim, you're welcome to see if you can walk on the water.

13.5.2020 Bat boomerangs, powers… – We get the Aquatruck.

Quote from The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes | (Alec gets Clary's new Fearless rune...) Alec Lightwood: Mother. Father. There's something I have to tell you. I'm seeing someone. Robert Lightwood: Alec, this is hardly the time. Alec Lightwood: Yes, it is. This is important. You see, I'm not just seeing anyone. I'm seeing a Downworlder. In fact, I'm seeing a war... (Magnus stops him with a spell, no one notices...) Maryse Lightwood: Alec! Alec Lightwood: Wha—what—why am I on the floor? Izzy Lightwood: That's a good question. What was that? Alec Lightwood: What was what? Wait—did I say anything? Before I passed out, I mean. Jace Herondale: You know how we were wondering if that thing Clary did would work or not? It works all right. Alec Lightwood: What did I say? Robert Lightwood: You said you were seeing someone. Though you weren't clear as to why that was important. Alec Lightwood: It's not. I mean, I'm not seeing anyone. And it's not important. Or it wouldn't be if I was seeing someone, which I'm not. Magnus Bane: Alec's been delirious. Side effect of some demon toxins. Most unfortunate, but he'll be fine soon.

13.5.2020 I’m not just seeing anyone. I’m seeing a Downworlder.

(Clary invents a new rune...)

Jace Herondale: I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?

Magnus Bane (mutters): A regrettable choice of words.

13.5.2020 I’ve got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?

Quote from The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes | Magnus Bane: Why does it take girls so long to shower? Mortal girls, Shadowhunters, female warlocks, you're all the same. I'm not getting any younger waiting out here. Clary Fairchild: How old are you, anyway? Magnus Bane: I was alive when the Dead Sea was just a lake that was feeling a little poorly.

13.5.2020 I was alive when the Dead Sea was just a lake…

Quote from The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes | Clary Fairchild: You're charging us? But Luke is a friend! Magnus Bane: Not a friend of mine. I met him only on the few occasions when your mother brought him along when your memory spells were being refreshed. Did you think I was helping you out of the goodness of my heart? Or am I just the only warlock you happen to know? Jace Herondale: No, but you are the only warlock we know who happens to be dating a friend of ours. Alec Lightwood: Why would you say something like that? Jace Herondale: Something like what? Alec Lightwood: That I'm dating—that we're—it's not true. Jace Herondale: I didn't say he was dating you, but funny that you knew just what I meant, isn't it? Alec Lightwood: We're not dating. Magnus Bane: Oh? So you're just that friendly with everybody, is that it? Alec Lightwood: Magnus...

13.5.2020 So you’re just that friendly with everybody?

Quote from The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes | Magnus Bane: I'm Magnus Bane, I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming? Maia Roberts: I know who you are, but... You look so... so... shiny. (Alec laughs and tries to cover it up with a cough)

13.5.2020 You look so… so… shiny.

Quote from The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes | Jace Herondale: There is no chance I'm going to let you do this, Alec. I'll wrestle you to the ground if I have to. Magnus Bane: While that does sound tempting, there is another way. Jace Herondale: What other way? This is a directive from the Clave. I can't just weasel out of it. Magnus Bane: But I can. Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope. I specifically enchanted the contract with the Inquisitor so that I could let you go for a short time if I desired, as long as another of the Nephilim was willing to take your place. Alec Lightwood: Where are we going to find another—Oh... You mean me.

13.5.2020 Another of the Nephilim willing to take your place.

Alec Lightwood: Isabelle says the Queen of the Seelie Court has requested an audience with us.

Magnus Bane: Sure. And Madonna wants me as a backup dancer on her next world tour.

Alec Lightwood: Who's Madonna?

Clary Fairchild: Who's the Queen of the Seelie Court?

13.5.2020 Who’s the Queen of the Seelie Court?

(Clary spills hot coffee at her hand...)

Simon Lewis: Let me see.

Clary Fairchild: It's okay. No big deal.

(Simon kisses her hand...)

Simon Lewis: All better now.

Jace Herondale: You're a Shadowhunter. You know how to deal with injuries. (He slides his stele across the table toward her.) Use it.

Clary Fairchild: No. (pushes the stele back across the table at him)

Jace Herondale: Clary...

Simon Lewis: She said she doesn't want it. Ha-ha.

Jace Herondale: Ha-ha? That's your comeback?

(Alec comes in...)

Alec Lightwood: What's going on?

Magnus Bane: We seem to be trapped in an episode of One Life to Waste. It's all very dull.

13.5.2020 Trapped in an episode of One Life to Waste.

(Magnus is standing by the window thinking out loud...)

Magnus Bane: Blood. I had a dream two nights ago. I saw a city all of blood, with towers made of bone, and blood ran in the streets like water.

Simon Lewis: Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?

Jace Herondale: No, sometimes he sits on the couch and does it.

13.5.2020 Standing by the window muttering about blood…

Magnus Bane: Hello, hello. Alec, my darling. Clary. And rat-boy. To what do I owe the pleasure?

Clary Fairchild: We came to see Jace. Is he all right?

Magnus Bane: I don't know. Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?

Alec Lightwood: What..! (Magnus laughs) That's not funny.

Magnus Bane: You're so easy to tease. And yes, your friend is just fine. Well, except that he keeps putting all my things away and trying to clean up. Now I can't find anything. He's compulsive.

13.5.2020 Does he normally just lie on the floor without moving?

(Jace is lying unconscious on the ground...)

Magnus Bane: Is he dead? He looks dead.

Maryse Lightwood: No, he's not dead.

Magnus Bane: Have you checked? I could kick him if you want.

13.5.2020 I could kick him if you want.

Quote from The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones | Magnus Bane: You on your way out? Jace Herondale: Don't want to overstay our welcome. Magnus Bane: What welcome? I'd say it was a pleasure to meet you, but it wasn't. Not that you aren't all fairly charming, and as for you... (winks at Alec) Call me?

3.3.2020 10.5.2020 As for you… (winks at Alec) Call me?

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