Alec Lightwood: I need to get back to the battle. You're a warlock. Can't you, I don't know, fly me back to the boat or something? And fix my concussion while you're at it? Sorry, I know you don't have to help us out—it's a favor...
Magnus Bane: Stop. I don't do you favors, Alec. I do things for you because—well, why do you think I do them?
(Magnus makes the van able to drive on water...)
Jace Herondale: Now this is really going to impress Valentine.
Clary Fairchild: I don't know. Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-crawling powers; we get the Aquatruck.
Magnus Bane: If you don't like it, Nephilim, you're welcome to see if you can walk on the water.
(Clary spills hot coffee at her hand...)
Simon Lewis: Let me see.
Clary Fairchild: It's okay. No big deal.
(Simon kisses her hand...)
Simon Lewis: All better now.
Jace Herondale: You're a Shadowhunter. You know how to deal with injuries. (He slides his stele across the table toward her.) Use it.
Clary Fairchild: No. (pushes the stele back across the table at him)
Jace Herondale: Clary...
Simon Lewis: She said she doesn't want it. Ha-ha.
Jace Herondale: Ha-ha? That's your comeback?
(Alec comes in...)
Alec Lightwood: What's going on?
Magnus Bane: We seem to be trapped in an episode of One Life to Waste. It's all very dull.
(Magnus is standing by the window thinking out loud...)
Magnus Bane: Blood. I had a dream two nights ago. I saw a city all of blood, with towers made of bone, and blood ran in the streets like water.
Simon Lewis: Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?
Jace Herondale: No, sometimes he sits on the couch and does it.
Magnus Bane: Hello, hello. Alec, my darling. Clary. And rat-boy. To what do I owe the pleasure?
Clary Fairchild: We came to see Jace. Is he all right?
Magnus Bane: I don't know. Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?
Alec Lightwood: What..! (Magnus laughs) That's not funny.
Magnus Bane: You're so easy to tease. And yes, your friend is just fine. Well, except that he keeps putting all my things away and trying to clean up. Now I can't find anything. He's compulsive.
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