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Alec Lightwood: I need to get back to the battle. You're a warlock. Can't you, I don't know, fly me back to the boat or something? And fix my concussion while you're at it? Sorry, I know you don't have to help us out—it's a favor...

Magnus Bane: Stop. I don't do you favors, Alec. I do things for you because—well, why do you think I do them?

(Magnus makes the van able to drive on water...)

Jace Herondale: Now this is really going to impress Valentine.

Clary Fairchild: I don't know. Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-crawling powers; we get the Aquatruck.

Magnus Bane: If you don't like it, Nephilim, you're welcome to see if you can walk on the water.

(Clary invents a new rune...)

Jace Herondale: I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?

Magnus Bane (mutters): A regrettable choice of words.

Alec Lightwood: Isabelle says the Queen of the Seelie Court has requested an audience with us.

Magnus Bane: Sure. And Madonna wants me as a backup dancer on her next world tour.

Alec Lightwood: Who's Madonna?

Clary Fairchild: Who's the Queen of the Seelie Court?

(Clary spills hot coffee at her hand...)

Simon Lewis: Let me see.

Clary Fairchild: It's okay. No big deal.

(Simon kisses her hand...)

Simon Lewis: All better now.

Jace Herondale: You're a Shadowhunter. You know how to deal with injuries. (He slides his stele across the table toward her.) Use it.

Clary Fairchild: No. (pushes the stele back across the table at him)

Jace Herondale: Clary...

Simon Lewis: She said she doesn't want it. Ha-ha.

Jace Herondale: Ha-ha? That's your comeback?

(Alec comes in...)

Alec Lightwood: What's going on?

Magnus Bane: We seem to be trapped in an episode of One Life to Waste. It's all very dull.

(Magnus is standing by the window thinking out loud...)

Magnus Bane: Blood. I had a dream two nights ago. I saw a city all of blood, with towers made of bone, and blood ran in the streets like water.

Simon Lewis: Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?

Jace Herondale: No, sometimes he sits on the couch and does it.

Magnus Bane: Hello, hello. Alec, my darling. Clary. And rat-boy. To what do I owe the pleasure?

Clary Fairchild: We came to see Jace. Is he all right?

Magnus Bane: I don't know. Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?

Alec Lightwood: What..! (Magnus laughs) That's not funny.

Magnus Bane: You're so easy to tease. And yes, your friend is just fine. Well, except that he keeps putting all my things away and trying to clean up. Now I can't find anything. He's compulsive.

(Jace is lying unconscious on the ground...)

Magnus Bane: Is he dead? He looks dead.

Maryse Lightwood: No, he's not dead.

Magnus Bane: Have you checked? I could kick him if you want.

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