Rachel Green: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.

Monica Geller: Absolutely.

Chandler Bing: I think for us, kissing's an opening act like the standup comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.

Ross Geller: Yeah. And it's not that we don't like the comedian. It's just that that's not why we bought the ticket.

Chandler Bing: See, the problem is though after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again. We're in the car, fighting traffic, basically just trying to stay awake.

Rachel Green: Yeah, well... Word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you'll find yourself sitting at home listening to that album alone.

Joey Tribbiani (to Ross): Are we still talking about sex?