Monica Geller: I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.
Joey Tribbiani: How come those?
Monica Geller: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. And ZXY because I think it sounds "zexy."
Rachel Green: Ahem, what happened to MEG?
Monica Geller: MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. My motto is, "Get out before they go down."
Joey Tribbiani: That is so not my motto.
Monica Geller: Um, I appreciate this, but you don't have to hang out with them for me. They have each other.
Richard Burke: Oh, no, honey. I mean, don't worry. I like hanging out with those guys. They're different than my other friends. They don't start sentences with "You know who just died shoveling snow?"
Monica Geller: All right, that's great. Then just go. Go Knicks!
Richard Burke: Uh, it's the college playoffs.
Monica Geller: Oh. Then, go Vassar!
Richard Burke: Uh, they're not in it.
Monica Geller: Okay, then just go.
(Rachel and Monica both run into bathroom to get a protection, but find out there is only one left, they play rock paper scissors for it and Rachel wins...)
Richard Burke: Shall we?
Monica Geller: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow.
Richard Burke: Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...
Ross Geller: Okay, here you go. Pay me back whenever you like.
Monica Geller: You have dinosaur checks?
Ross Geller: Yeah. You get your money and you learn something. What's wrong with that?
Monica Geller: Nothing. Nothing. Hey, you're a cheap-a-saurus! I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Thank you, I'm very grateful.
(Ross's gift for Rachel is expensive antique pin)
Phoebe Buffay: It's so pretty! This must've cost him a fortune.
Monica Geller: I can't believe he did this.
Chandler Bing: Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol... and bought her that riddiculously expensive crystal duck?
Rachel Green: What did you just say?
Chandler Bing: Crystal duck.
Rachel Green: No, no, no. The "love" part? Oh, my God!
Chandler Bing: Oh, no, no, no.
Joey Tribbiani: That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.
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