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Monica Geller Quotes

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Monica Geller: His flight doesn't leave for 45 more minutes.

Chandler Bing: What about the time difference?

Monica Geller: From here to the airport?

(Ross's gift for Rachel is expensive antique pin)

Phoebe Buffay: It's so pretty! This must've cost him a fortune.

Monica Geller: I can't believe he did this.

Chandler Bing: Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol... and bought her that riddiculously expensive crystal duck?

Rachel Green: What did you just say?

Chandler Bing: Crystal duck.

Rachel Green: No, no, no. The "love" part? Oh, my God!

Chandler Bing: Oh, no, no, no.

Joey Tribbiani: That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.

Joey Tribbiani: According to the rules... I can't conduct personal experiments, if you know what I mean.

Monica Geller: Joey, we always know what you mean.

Phoebe Buffay: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.

Monica Geller: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?

Monica Geller: Let's get some coffee.

Chandler Bing: Okay, because we never do that.


Ross Geller: When we talked, she said she'd already passed the mucous plug.

Joey Tribbiani: Do we have to know about that?

Monica Geller: What'll you do when you have a baby?

Joey Tribbiani: I'm gonna be in the waiting room, handing out cigars.

Chandler Bing: Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the '50s.

Ross Geller: Stop humping. Now, Marcel, come... Come here, Marcel.

Rachel Green: Oh, no. Not in my room. I'll get him.

Monica Geller: You've got to do something about the humping.

Ross Geller: What? It's just a phase.

Chandler Bing: Well, that's what we said about Joey.


Monica Geller: There's some creep out there with a telescope.

Ross Geller: I can't believe it. He's looking right at us.

Rachel Green: Oh, that is so sick.

Chandler Bing: I feel violated. And not in a good way.

Phoebe Buffay: How can people do that? You guys, look. Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots.


Monica Geller: We've got salmon roulettes and crudites.

Joey Tribbiani: What are you doing? In poker, there's no food with more than one syllable. It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz...

Monica Geller: I hope you'll let it slide just this once. I was all out of "pretz."


Monica Geller: It's just this night has to go just perfect, you know? Wendy's more of a professional waitress.

Rachel Green: And I'm maintaining my amateur status so I can waitress in the Olympics.


Rachel Green: Monica, what are you gonna make?

Monica Geller: I don't know. I don't know. It's just gotta be so great.

Phoebe Buffay: I know what you can make! I know! You should make that thing with the stuff. You know that thing... with the stuff? Okay, I don't know.


Ross Geller: It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.

Chandler Bing: I know.

Monica Geller: So how does this work? You're gonna balance plates on these little guys' heads?

Joey Tribbiani: Who cares? We'll eat at the sink.


Joey Tribbiani: Hey, Chandler. That table place closes at 7. Come on.

Chandler Bing: Fine.

(They start to walk towards the door...)

Monica Geller: Phoebe? What is it?

Phoebe Buffay: All right. You know Paolo?

Ross Geller: I'm familiar with his work. Yes.

Phoebe Buffay: He made a move on me.

Joey Tribbiani: The store will be open tomorrow. (they come and sit down again)


Monica Geller: I'm just excited about being an aunt.

Joey Tribbiani: Or an uncle.


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