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(Ross's gift for Rachel is expensive antique pin)

Phoebe Buffay: It's so pretty! This must've cost him a fortune.

Monica Geller: I can't believe he did this.

Chandler Bing: Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol... and bought her that riddiculously expensive crystal duck?

Rachel Green: What did you just say?

Chandler Bing: Crystal duck.

Rachel Green: No, no, no. The "love" part? Oh, my God!

Chandler Bing: Oh, no, no, no.

Joey Tribbiani: That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.

Rachel Green: Is he just the sweetest thing? You must just wanna kiss him all over.

Ross Geller: That would be nice.

Chandler Bing: Pff.

Rachel Green: Pardon?

Chandler Bing: Nothing. Just a little extra air in my mouth. Pff.

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Rachel Green: I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.

Chandler Bing: I know. I still am one of these.

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Ross Geller: Stop humping. Now, Marcel, come... Come here, Marcel.

Rachel Green: Oh, no. Not in my room. I'll get him.

Monica Geller: You've got to do something about the humping.

Ross Geller: What? It's just a phase.

Chandler Bing: Well, that's what we said about Joey.

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Monica Geller: There's some creep out there with a telescope.

Ross Geller: I can't believe it. He's looking right at us.

Rachel Green: Oh, that is so sick.

Chandler Bing: I feel violated. And not in a good way.

Phoebe Buffay: How can people do that? You guys, look. Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots.

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Ross Geller: All right! Your money's mine, Greene.

Rachel Green: Your fly's open, Geller.

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Ross Geller: Rach, did you proofread these?

Rachel Green: Yeah. Why?

Ross Geller: Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent "compuper" skills.

Rachel Green: Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them?

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Rachel Green: Guys, I'm going for anything here. I can't be a waitress anymore. I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me."

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Monica Geller: It's just this night has to go just perfect, you know? Wendy's more of a professional waitress.

Rachel Green: And I'm maintaining my amateur status so I can waitress in the Olympics.

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Rachel Green: Monica, what are you gonna make?

Monica Geller: I don't know. I don't know. It's just gotta be so great.

Phoebe Buffay: I know what you can make! I know! You should make that thing with the stuff. You know that thing... with the stuff? Okay, I don't know.

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Joey Tribbiani: It's just... you know, they're parents. After a certain point, you gotta let go. Even if you know better... You gotta let them make their own mistakes.

Rachel Green: And think, in a couple of years, we'll turn into them.

Chandler Bing: Oh, please. If I turn into my parents, I'll be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys... or I'll end up like my mom!

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Ross Geller: We're all adults here. There's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies you have to show her your pee-pee.

Chandler Bing: You know, I don't see that happening.

Rachel Green: Come on. He's right. Tit for tat.

Chandler Bing: Well, I'm not showing you my tat!

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Customer: Hey! Can we get some cappuccino over here?

Rachel Green: Oh, right! That's me!

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