Monica Geller: I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.
Joey Tribbiani: How come those?
Monica Geller: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. And ZXY because I think it sounds "zexy."
Rachel Green: Ahem, what happened to MEG?
Monica Geller: MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. My motto is, "Get out before they go down."
Joey Tribbiani: That is so not my motto.
Phoebe Buffay: That's my tattoo.
Rachel Green: That is not a tattoo. That is a nothing.
Phoebe Buffay: For your information, this is exactly what I wanted. This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen from a great, great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.
Rachel Green: Oh, what a load of crap! That is a dot! Your mother's in heaven going, "Where the hell's my lily, you wuss!" That is not a tattoo! (Ross enters the room) This is a tattoo!
Ross Geller: You got a tattoo?
Rachel Green: Maybe. But just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world!
Rachel Green: I'm good. I won't laugh anymore. Put your hands back there.
Ross Geller: No, see, now I can't, because, uh... I'm feeling too self-conscious.
Rachel Green: Just one cheek.
Ross Geller: No. Ha. The moment's gone.
Rachel Green: Just put your hands out and I'll back up into it.
Ross Geller: That's romantic.
(Ross's gift for Rachel is expensive antique pin)
Phoebe Buffay: It's so pretty! This must've cost him a fortune.
Monica Geller: I can't believe he did this.
Chandler Bing: Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol... and bought her that riddiculously expensive crystal duck?
Rachel Green: What did you just say?
Chandler Bing: Crystal duck.
Rachel Green: No, no, no. The "love" part? Oh, my God!
Chandler Bing: Oh, no, no, no.
Joey Tribbiani: That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.
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