(Ross's gift for Rachel is expensive antique pin)
Phoebe Buffay: It's so pretty! This must've cost him a fortune.
Monica Geller: I can't believe he did this.
Chandler Bing: Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol... and bought her that riddiculously expensive crystal duck?
Rachel Green: What did you just say?
Chandler Bing: Crystal duck.
Rachel Green: No, no, no. The "love" part? Oh, my God!
Chandler Bing: Oh, no, no, no.
Joey Tribbiani: That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.
Rachel Green: Is he just the sweetest thing? You must just wanna kiss him all over.
Ross Geller: That would be nice.
Chandler Bing: Pff.
Rachel Green: Pardon?
Chandler Bing: Nothing. Just a little extra air in my mouth. Pff.
Rachel Green: I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Chandler Bing: I know. I still am one of these.
Ross Geller: Stop humping. Now, Marcel, come... Come here, Marcel.
Rachel Green: Oh, no. Not in my room. I'll get him.
Monica Geller: You've got to do something about the humping.
Ross Geller: What? It's just a phase.
Chandler Bing: Well, that's what we said about Joey.
Monica Geller: There's some creep out there with a telescope.
Ross Geller: I can't believe it. He's looking right at us.
Rachel Green: Oh, that is so sick.
Chandler Bing: I feel violated. And not in a good way.
Phoebe Buffay: How can people do that? You guys, look. Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots.
Ross Geller: Rach, did you proofread these?
Rachel Green: Yeah. Why?
Ross Geller: Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent "compuper" skills.
Rachel Green: Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them?
Rachel Green: Guys, I'm going for anything here. I can't be a waitress anymore. I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me."
Monica Geller: It's just this night has to go just perfect, you know? Wendy's more of a professional waitress.
Rachel Green: And I'm maintaining my amateur status so I can waitress in the Olympics.
Rachel Green: Monica, what are you gonna make?
Monica Geller: I don't know. I don't know. It's just gotta be so great.
Phoebe Buffay: I know what you can make! I know! You should make that thing with the stuff. You know that thing... with the stuff? Okay, I don't know.
Joey Tribbiani: It's just... you know, they're parents. After a certain point, you gotta let go. Even if you know better... You gotta let them make their own mistakes.
Rachel Green: And think, in a couple of years, we'll turn into them.
Chandler Bing: Oh, please. If I turn into my parents, I'll be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys... or I'll end up like my mom!
Ross Geller: We're all adults here. There's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies you have to show her your pee-pee.
Chandler Bing: You know, I don't see that happening.
Rachel Green: Come on. He's right. Tit for tat.
Chandler Bing: Well, I'm not showing you my tat!