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Rachel Green: Oh, thank you for my beautiful earrings. They're perfect.

Ross Geller: Aw.

Rachel Green: I love you.

Ross Geller: Oh. Now, you can exchange them if you want, okay?

Rachel Green: Hmm. Now I love you even more.

Monica Geller: I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.

Joey Tribbiani: How come those?

Monica Geller: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. And ZXY because I think it sounds "zexy."

Rachel Green: Ahem, what happened to MEG?

Monica Geller: MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. My motto is, "Get out before they go down."

Joey Tribbiani: That is so not my motto.

Ross Geller (to Ben): Can you say "dada"?

Rachel Green: Aw.

Ross Geller: I'm telling your mommies you said it anyway, so you might as well.

Rachel Green: No luck, huh?

Ross Geller: No. A while ago, I got a "seh" out of him... which I thought might turn into "seh-condary caregiver," but...

Monica Geller (about Chandler): I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?

Ross Geller: Uh, Eddie something. He just met him.

Rachel Green: It'll never last. He's just a rebound roommate.

Phoebe Buffay: That's my tattoo.

Rachel Green: That is not a tattoo. That is a nothing.

Phoebe Buffay: For your information, this is exactly what I wanted. This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen from a great, great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.

Rachel Green: Oh, what a load of crap! That is a dot! Your mother's in heaven going, "Where the hell's my lily, you wuss!" That is not a tattoo! (Ross enters the room) This is a tattoo!

Ross Geller: You got a tattoo?

Rachel Green: Maybe. But just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world!

Rachel Green: I'm good. I won't laugh anymore. Put your hands back there.

Ross Geller: No, see, now I can't, because, uh... I'm feeling too self-conscious.

Rachel Green: Just one cheek.

Ross Geller: No. Ha. The moment's gone.

Rachel Green: Just put your hands out and I'll back up into it.

Ross Geller: That's romantic.

Ross Geller: Anyone hear from Phoebe yet?

Rachel Green: No, nothing.

Monica Geller: I hope she's okay.

Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, I know exactly what she's going through.

Monica Geller: How do you know what she's going through?

Joey Tribbiani: She told us.

(Ross is kissing Julie outside of the Central Perk...)

Chandler Bing: You're okay about all this?

Rachel Green: Oh, yeah, come on! I'm moving on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.

Phoebe Buffay: You have a third nipple?

Ross Geller: Whip it out. Whip it out.

Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, yeah.

Chandler Bing: No, come on. There's nothing to see. It's just a tiny bump. It's totally useless.

Rachel Green: Oh, as opposed to your other multifunctional nipples?

(Ross's gift for Rachel is expensive antique pin)

Phoebe Buffay: It's so pretty! This must've cost him a fortune.

Monica Geller: I can't believe he did this.

Chandler Bing: Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol... and bought her that riddiculously expensive crystal duck?

Rachel Green: What did you just say?

Chandler Bing: Crystal duck.

Rachel Green: No, no, no. The "love" part? Oh, my God!

Chandler Bing: Oh, no, no, no.

Joey Tribbiani: That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.

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