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Rachel Green: Is he just the sweetest thing? You must just wanna kiss him all over.

Ross Geller: That would be nice.

Chandler Bing: Pff.

Rachel Green: Pardon?

Chandler Bing: Nothing. Just a little extra air in my mouth. Pff.

Ross Geller: Ben... I want you to know that there may be some times when... I may not be around like this. But I'll still always come back... Iike this. And sometimes, I may be away longer... Iike this. But I'll still always come back... like this.

Ross Geller: When we talked, she said she'd already passed the mucous plug.

Joey Tribbiani: Do we have to know about that?

Monica Geller: What'll you do when you have a baby?

Joey Tribbiani: I'm gonna be in the waiting room, handing out cigars.

Chandler Bing: Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the '50s.

(Rachel shares that she had a dream about her and Chandler having sex)

Ross Geller: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.

Chandler Bing: Sorry, it was a one-time thing. I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious.

(Ross is looking for a Zoo that could take Marcel...)

Ross Geller: We didn't get into Scranton. That was, like, our safety zoo. They take, like, dogs and cows.

Ross Geller: Stop humping. Now, Marcel, come... Come here, Marcel.

Rachel Green: Oh, no. Not in my room. I'll get him.

Monica Geller: You've got to do something about the humping.

Ross Geller: What? It's just a phase.

Chandler Bing: Well, that's what we said about Joey.


(Ross is doing a crossword...)

Ross Geller: "Heating device."

Phoebe Buffay: Radiator.

Ross Geller: Five letters.

Phoebe Buffay: "Rdtor."


Monica Geller: There's some creep out there with a telescope.

Ross Geller: I can't believe it. He's looking right at us.

Rachel Green: Oh, that is so sick.

Chandler Bing: I feel violated. And not in a good way.

Phoebe Buffay: How can people do that? You guys, look. Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots.


Ross Geller: All right! Your money's mine, Greene.

Rachel Green: Your fly's open, Geller.


Ross Geller: Rach, did you proofread these?

Rachel Green: Yeah. Why?

Ross Geller: Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent "compuper" skills.

Rachel Green: Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them?


Chandler Bing (on the phone with his boss): Hey, Mr. Costilick. How's life on the 15th floor? Yeah, I miss you too. It's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home. That's very generous. But this isn't about the money. I need something more than a job. I need something I really care ab... That's on top of the year-end bonus?

Ross and Joey: Dream! Your dream!

Chandler Bing: Look, Al, I'm not playing hardball here, okay? This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection! Stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! I'll see you Monday!


Carol Willick: You'll find someone. The right woman is just waiting for you.

Ross Geller: It's easy for you to say. You found one already.

Carol Willick: All you need is a woman who likes men, and you'll be set. (Ross looks at beautiful woman walking by...) Not her.


Ross Geller: We're all adults here. There's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies you have to show her your pee-pee.

Chandler Bing: You know, I don't see that happening.

Rachel Green: Come on. He's right. Tit for tat.

Chandler Bing: Well, I'm not showing you my tat!


Ross Geller (to Paolo): I just wanna tell you, and I think I'd speak for everyone when I say... (closes the door)


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