Chandler Bing: Look, Phoebe, I wanted to meet her in person too. But she's married. She has a husband.
Phoebe Buffay: What if the husband person is the wrong guy and you are the right guy? You don't get chances like this all the time. If you don't meet her now, you'll kick yourself when you're 80... which is hard to do and that's how you break a hip.
Joey Tribbiani: Whose eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?
Chandler Bing: Well, I like both eggs equally.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, come on! Nobody likes two kinds of eggs equally. You like one better, and I wanna know which.
Chandler Bing: What's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore. You took your eggs, and you left! Did you really expect me to never find new eggs?