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Joey Tribbiani: I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent... or because of, you know, the little general.

Chandler Bing: Didn't you used to call it the little major?

Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.


(Ross is kissing Julie outside of the Central Perk...)

Chandler Bing: You're okay about all this?

Rachel Green: Oh, yeah, come on! I'm moving on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.


(Chandler is doing sit-ups...)

Monica Geller: Five more and I'll flash you.

Chandler Bing: One... two... two and a half. Ok, just show me one of them.


Monica Geller: Wanna work out? I can remake you.

Chandler Bing: Uh, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying-around time.


Phoebe Buffay: You have a third nipple?

Ross Geller: Whip it out. Whip it out.

Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, yeah.

Chandler Bing: No, come on. There's nothing to see. It's just a tiny bump. It's totally useless.

Rachel Green: Oh, as opposed to your other multifunctional nipples?


Phoebe Buffay: Okay, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. (screaming): Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!

(everyone jumps up startled by her)

Chandler Bing: Okay, Phoebe.

Phoebe Buffay: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help.


Joey Tribbiani: Oh, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.

Chandler Bing: You sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?


Joey Tribbiani: Go see Frankie. My family's been going to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No, wait, 16. No, excuse me, heh, 15. All right, when was 1990?

Chandler Bing: Okay, you have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance!


Joey Tribbiani: It was amazing, and not just for her. For me too! It's like, all of a sudden I'm blind... but all my other senses are heightened. It's like I was able to appreciate it... on another level.

Chandler Bing: I didn't know you had another level.

Joey Tribbiani: I know. Neither did I!

Joey Tribbiani: Last night I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got! Man, oh, man! It was like a ticker-tape parade!

Chandler Bing: I know. My room's very, very close to the parade route.

Monica Geller: His flight doesn't leave for 45 more minutes.

Chandler Bing: What about the time difference?

Monica Geller: From here to the airport?

(Ross's gift for Rachel is expensive antique pin)

Phoebe Buffay: It's so pretty! This must've cost him a fortune.

Monica Geller: I can't believe he did this.

Chandler Bing: Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol... and bought her that riddiculously expensive crystal duck?

Rachel Green: What did you just say?

Chandler Bing: Crystal duck.

Rachel Green: No, no, no. The "love" part? Oh, my God!

Chandler Bing: Oh, no, no, no.

Joey Tribbiani: That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.

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