Isabelle Lightwood (to Clary about Simon): He won’t return alive or breathing. He’ll be a vampire.

Jace Wayland: And not the sexed up, romantic kind. The ugly, bloodsucking, coffin-dwelling kind.

Raphael Santiago: That’s offensive.

Jace Wayland: Really?

Raphael Santiago: Coffin implies wooden box. We have caskets now. They’re made of 14-karat gold.