Garth Fitzgerald: Being the hero sucks. I mean, sure, you'll probably win eventually, but until you do, your life blows. Your parents get gunned down in an alleyway. Your home planet gets blown up. You, uh, interview this good-looking rich guy, and it doesn't go well, so he shows up at the hardware store where you work, and, man, it starts to get, you know...
Bess Fitzgerald: It's from, uh... We love "Fifty Shades."
Garth Fitzgerald: Yeah, we do.
Sam Winchester: Who's the hero in that?
Castiel: You know, Michael, I never really liked you. Even when I was just another angel, I thought you were too haughty, too... To paraphrase a friend, you had an entire oak tree shoved up your ***. But now? I'm looking at you, and I...I just pity you. Because you were never God's favorite. You were just a little part of his story, a tiny part of his story. You weren't even a star. At least Lucifer knew that God can't be trusted. But I guess he was always the smart one.
Rowena: What am I picking up from you two? A wee tiff? Tell your Auntie Rowena.
Dean Winchester: It's fine. Don't worry about it.
Castiel: It's fine.
Rowena: Boys? Fix it. I don't have many regrets, but the few I do still haunt me. Making Napoleon so short was just bitchy. Telling Mick Jagger he had no future when I dumped him. And, well, everything with dear Fergus. Then one day, you die, you go to hell, they make you queen, and... you can't make it right. So fix it!
Sam Winchester: Like, if, for some reason, he were out of commission.
Dean Winchester: Which is weird, considering that he's supposed to be untouchable, unless he is not... untouchable.
Sam Winchester: So, he has an Achilles heel.
Dean Winchester: Well... I'm saying he has a weak spot.
Sam Winchester: Yeah, that's... that's...