Dean Winchester: When people can't lie, the Internet gets real quiet. Yeah, guess your life isn't so perfect after all, EightPackMommy.
Sam Winchester: What?
Dean Winchester: Yeah, she's got this blog. Yeah, you know what? Your kids aren't that cute. And that gluten-free popover looks like crap because there's no gluten in it. You know what I mean? I'll stop talking.
Castiel: I need time to see the Cage and study it.
Demon at the gate: Yeah, that's a no. So you can go to hell... metaphorically.
Castiel: No, don't. (Demon closes the door)
Chuck: Wow. Yeah. You guys are screwed.
Newscaster for OWW2 News covering "Presidential Scandal": In what was supposed to be a speech on farming subsidies, the President instead spent more than two hours disclosing his entire tax history, deep ties to Russia and North Korea, and a quote "demon deal" he made with someone named Crowley.
Newscaster on the radio: It's been confirmed... the Queen of England is, in fact, a lizard.
Dean Winchester: Tell me who your favorite singer is.
Sam Winchester: What?
Dean Winchester: You... Look, I know you say it's Elvis, but we both know that's crap, so tell me who your favorite singer is.
Sam Winchester: Well, it's like you said. It's Celine Dion. Uh... I mean Celine Dion. It's Celi... Dean, every time I try and say "Elvis," it comes out...
Dean Winchester: The sad, horrible truth.
Dean Winchester: Nerds.
Sam Winchester: Takes one to know one.
Dean Winchester: What?
Sam Winchester: You. Come on, man. You're always calling me a geek, but you know every word to every Led Zeppelin song... backwards and forwards... you can discuss in detail every major rock drummer between '67 and '84, and... you watch "Jeopardy!" every night.
Castiel: You should never have tried to lock him away.
Dean Winchester: You know what? You're right. I never wanted to put him in that damn box. I wanted him dead.
Dean Winchester: He's dangerous, Cas, and you knew it! You've known it for a long time! But that's okay. You know why? Because me and Sam, we've killed just about everything there is. And this... Jack... oh, we'll find a way. Because he's just another monster.
(Sam is lookin' at old photos...)
Sam Winchester: I mean, Dean couldn't have been but 4 years old. I wasn't even 6 months. Just...
Bobby Singer: You know, at one time, you boys were good-lookin'.
Sam Winchester: Thanks.
Castiel: A Hunter's memorial, complete with monster. Mary would have appreciated that.
Bobby Singer: Now that you mention it, yeah.
Dean Winchester: We know it wasn't easy for some of you to get here, and we thank you. We... We gave her a Hunter's send-off a few days ago. But we know that her family went beyond just us. Some of you Hunted alongside her. Some of you fought Michael with her in the other world. You know, we lost our mom once before. But we got a second chance with her. And we got to know her not just as "Mom," but... as someone who was tough and strong. Stubborn as Hell. Someone who had opinions and wasn't shy to use them. She could handle a machete. She could handle a vampire. She could handle our old man. She couldn't cook worth a damn. Mom, you weren't here long enough. But we're... we're so glad for the time that we had. Goodbye, Mom.
Sam Winchester: Bye, Mom.
Everyone: To Mary.
Castiel: I know you know this, Mary, but, um... Sam and Dean... they're... They're glad to have you back. Whatever you still have to deal with and however long it takes, you should know they're happy. I mean, finally, they don't have to be so, um... so alone.
Mary Winchester: Castiel. They were never alone.