Rowena: Fate says Sam Winchester's going to off me, which makes dinners a bit awkward, but does give one a certain sense of... security. So whilst I'm flattered, I think we can both do better.
Michael: Fine. Then how about this... I'll leave you alive, find another host, and then I'll kill every one of the people in this bunker... everyone you care about. And you do care about them, no matter what you tell them, no matter what you tell yourself. So... say yes. Choice is yours.
(Rowena and Sam are pretending to be married couple...)
Rowena (to Sam): I realize it's not... pretending to be the FBI. But there are other ways of doing things, Samuel. Plus... I thought my performance was quite magnificent.
Sam Winchester: Okay, so, we've made some progress.
Dean Winchester: This is like an A.V. Club presentation.
Jack Kline: What's an A.V. Club?
Castiel: It's a special group for people who do not play sports.
Dean Winchester: Yeah, him. (points at Cas) He's A.V. Club.
Rowena: Excuse me, boys, but this is a bit more pressing than your hilarious banter.
Sam Winchester: Listen, I-I don't know how well you got to know our... our... our friend Jack with everything that was going on when you were here, but we've sort of been taking care of him, and, uh, he's, um... Lucifer's son.
Sam Winchester: No, no, no. Stop, stop. He's a great kid. His mother was a fantastic human being, a-a-and he wanted nothing to do with Lucifer, w-who is dead, as you know.
Rowena: I hope he's rotting.
Sam Winchester: Yes, but Lucifer stole Jack's grace, so he's powerless now, and... and something's going on with him, and he might die.
Rowena: Oh, splendid! The sooner the better! From what I know of the father, the world will be better off without the son.
Jack: You might be right. We're all still figuring that out. I'm Jack. And I know people have a lot of strong feelings about my father, but I'm... I'm trying hard not to be like him. Sam and Dean, they... they say such nice things about you.
Rowena: They do?
Jack: You saved all of us... from Apocalypse World.
Rowena: Well, that's true.
Jack: So, before you go, I... I just wanted to say... thank you.
(Jack starts coughing)
Sam Winchester: Jack. Hey, buddy. Hey. You're all right.
Rowena: Fine. This isn't how you wanted things to work out, but yes, Rowena, thanks to you, Sam and Dean'll be trapped in some sort of nightmare universe with the Devil himself. And you're the only person who might be able to devise a way to keep the door back home open for them. But... Sorry, boys. Au revoir, bon voyage, not my problem. (She starts to leave but stops) Bollocks! Bums bollocks.
Gabriel: Hey, brother.
Lucifer: Aah! I killed you.
(Lucifer runs off the backdoor and appears back at the entrance)
Gabriel: Welcome back.
Lucifer: Whoa. Okay. What in the hell did you put in that drink, man?
Rowena: White sage, a little burdock, a pinch of salt. Very simple ingredients for a very potent spell.
Lucifer (laughing hysterically): I... I killed you, too.
Rowena: Quite a tidy, wee tush he's got going on there. Sort of...cute. Mm.
Gabriel: Oh, she's so... so tiny, so angry. That milky white skin, dancer's body. God, I bet she's flexib...
Rowena: So...we've a little time. How would you like to fill it?
Gabriel: To fill what?
Rowena: I know a thing or two about wounded masculine pride.
Gabriel: Think they'll be much longer?
Rowena: The Three Amigos? With their bro hugs, pep talks, and melodrama? Count on it.
Gabriel: It's not always like that.
Rowena: Gabriel, please.
Gabriel: Just 'cause I take a little extra time to recover.
Rowena: I don't need to hear your excuses.
Gabriel: It doesn't make me any less of an archangel.
Rowena: Mm, right.
Rowena: Lucifer isn't the one who's gonna kill me, is he?
Sam Winchester: You changed other people's fates. Maybe we can change yours.
Rowena: I fought Death and lost. I feel tired. Weaker. I don't know if it's forever. Sam, what have I done?
Sam Winchester: You had a chance to kill me and... and you didn't. I'd call that progress.
Dean Winchester: I'd call that a miracle.
Sam Winchester: And, you know, what happened with Crowley, that wasn't your fault.
Rowena: He never had a chance.
Dean Winchester: He made his choices. Just like we all do. Look, every one of us has done something that we have to live with, that we're trying to make up for. Every one of us.
Sam Winchester: Even without all that extra juice, you're still the deadliest witch around.
Sam Winchester: Yeah, well, we, um... we may need your help to save our family, to... hell, to save the world.
Dean Winchester: You wanna be redeemed? This would be a pretty big step.
Rowena: And you think I still can be?
Dean Winchester: Yeah. I do.
Sam Winchester: We both do.
Sam Winchester: Rowena. I know what you went through and I know how much you lost and I realize how much you want your family back. But don't do this, not like this. This is not you. Not anymore.
Rowena: What happened to me, those were my choices. But Fergus never... It wasn't fair. It's not fair! (Rowena attacks Death with no effect)
Billie/Death: You were never gonna kill him. There was a time you would've, but not now. I can see that.
Rowena: I don't know what I'm doing.
Billie/Death: Sometimes life is unfair and sometimes we lose things and sometimes we make mistakes. And some of these things can never be fixed no matter how powerful you become. Some things just are, and everyone has to live with that.
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