Metatron Quotes

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Metatron: Donatello! Pleasure to meet you. Metatron, scribe of God. I was there when you were designed. I wrote your name on the inside of the angels’ eyelids.

Professor Donatello Redfield: He’s freaking me out.

Metatron: Dean! Thanks for inviting me.

Dean Winchester:  Inviting you? You’ve been circling the building all night. You sent me 200 text messages with dumbass emojis. You got three minutes.

Metatron (about God’s autobiography): Ignore the typos, but read it. It’s in his own words. It’s not an autobiography. It’s a suicide note.

Metatron (to Chuck): You’re wrong about humanity. They are your greatest creation because they’re better than you are. Yeah, sure, they’re weak and they cheat and steal and…destroy and disappoint. But they also give and create and they sing and dance and love. And above all, they never give up. But you do.

Metatron: But you helped the Winchesters before.

Chuck: Helped them?! I’ve saved them! I’ve rebuilt Castiel more times than I can remember. Look where that got me.

Chuck: Nature? Divine. Human nature – toxic.

Metatron: They do like blowing stuff up.

Chuck: And the worst part – they do it in my name. And then they come crying to me, asking me to forgive, to fix things. Never taking any responsibility.

Metatron: Why?

Chuck: Can you be more specific? I kind of get that question a lot about pretty much everything.

Metatron (to Chuck): Oh, this! This is what I was talking about. “Chapter 10 – Why I Never Answer Prayers, and You Should Be Glad I Don’t.” And chapter 11 – “The Truth About Divine Intervention and Why I Avoid It at All Costs.”

Metatron (Chuck): You. God… God. You’ve come back. I can’t believe you’ve come back. I-I didn’t mean what I said about “Supernatural.” It’s underrated, due for a reboot.

Metatron: This is some kind of punishment, isn’t it? For my sins. A limbo where I get to spend eternity in a crappy bar with a hack writer. I have trudged through your complete oeuvre published and unpublished. Of the metric ton of books I’ve read in my lifetime, “Supernatural” didn’t even crack the top 10… thousand. And then you put yourself in the story? God!

Chuck: Okay, that’s fair. Mildly constructive. Still, it doesn’t justify you burning one of my books, though.

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