Sam Winchester: There's gotta be something, some way. Whatever it is, I'll do it. Don't, Dean. I'm not gonna let you go to hell.
Dean Winchester: Yes, you are! Yes, you are. I'm sorry. I mean, this was all my fault. I know that. But what you're doing is not gonna save me. It's only gonna kill you.
Sam Winchester: Then what am I supposed to do?
Dean Winchester: Keep fighting. Take care of my wheels. Sam, remember what Dad taught you. Okay? And remember what I taught you.
Sam Winchester: You know, if this doesn't, uh... If this doesn't go the way we want...
Dean Winchester: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Sam Winchester: "No" what?
Dean Winchester: You're not gonna bust out the misty goodbye speech, okay? And if this is my last day on earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward. You know what I do want?
(Dean turns on the music)
Sam Winchester: Bon Jovi?
Dean Winchester: Bon Jovi rocks... on occasion.
(Sam and Dean sing "Wanted dead or alive" by Bon Jovi)
Dean Winchester: Sam, we are not gonna make the same mistake all over again.
Sam Winchester: You said that, but what does that mean?
Dean Winchester: Don't you see a pattern here? Dad's deal, my deal, now this. Every time one of us is up the creek, the other's begging to sell their soul. That's all this is, man. Ruby's just jerking your chain down the road. You know what it's paved with, and you know where it's going.
Sam Winchester: Dean. What are you afraid is gonna happen? This is me, I can handle it. And if it'll save you...
Dean Winchester: Why even risk it?
Sam Winchester: Because you're my brother. Because you did the same thing for me.
Dean Winchester: I know. And look how that turned out. All I'm saying... Sammy, all I'm saying is that you're my weak spot. You are. And I'm yours.
Sam Winchester: No, you don't mean that. We're family.
Dean Winchester: I know. And those evil sons of b*tches know it too. I mean, what we'll do for each other, you know, how far we'll go. They're using it against us.
Sam Winchester: So we just stop looking out for each other?
Dean Winchester: No, we stop being martyrs. Man, we stop spreading it for these demons. We take this knife and we go after Lilith our way. The way Dad taught us to. And if we go down, then, uh... then we go down swinging. What do you think?
Sam Winchester: I think you totally should have been jamming "Eye of the Tiger" right there.
Dean Winchester: Oh, bite me. You know, I totally rehearsed that speech too.
(Ghostfacers find electromagnet in the bag, that starts messing up them equipment...)
Dean Winchester: Electromagnet. Wiped out every tape and hard drive.
Sam Winchester: World just isn't ready for the Ghostfacers.
Dean Winchester: That's too bad, I kind of liked the show.
Sam Winchester: Had its moments.
Sam Winchester: How many you figure are out there?
Dean Winchester: I don't know.
Sam Winchester: However many, they could be possessing anyone. Anyone could just walk right in.
Dean Winchester: It's kind of wild, right? It means, like, they're coming right for us. Never done that before. It's like we got a contract on us. You think it's because we're so awesome? I think it's because we're so awesome.
Trickster: Sam... there's a lesson here... that I've been trying to drill into that freakish, Cro-Magnon skull of yours.
Sam Winchester: Lesson? What lesson?
Trickster: This obsession to save Dean? The way you two keep sacrificing yourselves for each other? Nothing good comes out of it. Just blood and pain. Dean's your weakness. The bad guys know it too. He's gonna be the death of you, Sam. Sometimes you just gotta let people go.
Dean Winchester: Nice reflexes.
Sam Winchester: I knew it was gonna happen, Dean. I know everything.
Dean Winchester: You don't know everything.
Sam Winchester: Yeah. I do.
Sam and Dean (at the same time): Yeah, right. Nice guess.
Sam Winchester: It wasn't a guess.
Sam and Dean (at the same time): Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out, Sam. Sam. You think you're being funny, but you're being really childish. Sam Winchester wears makeup. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed. Every morning, when he wakes up... Okay. Enough!
(Sam saves Dean from getting hit by a car...)
Dean Winchester: What, did he...?
Sam Winchester: Yesterday. Yeah.
Dean Winchester: And?
Sam Winchester: And what?
Dean Winchester: Did it look cool like in the movies?
Sam Winchester: You peed yourself.
Dean Winchester: Of course I peed myself. A man gets hit by a car, you think he has control over his bladder? Come on!