Mickey Milkovich: What's wrong with him?
Fiona Gallagher: Uh, depression, I think.
Mickey Milkovich: He... he's depressed? What do you mean he's... We all get f**king depressed. How the f**k could we not, living around here?
Fiona Gallagher: It's not that kind of depressed, okay? Look, I could be wrong, but it could be bipolar disease, like our mom.
Mickey Milkovich: Bi... bi... What? What the f**k is that?
Mandy Milkovich: It's manic depression, Mick.
Fiona Gallagher: It's like high highs followed by low lows, over and over again.
Svetlana Yevgenivna: I hate the p*nis. Ugly f**king skin stick. Always trying to get in where it doesn't belong. You like boys. Maybe I like girls. No p*nis is staring at you, hoping to explode like sticky volcano. America... it's land of choices, yes? Freedom to be me. Freedom to be you. McDonald's, Burger King on same block. You choose. One, both. Sh*t, maybe we go to Wendy's instead.
Mickey Milkovich: Hold... you're a lesbian?
Svetlana Yevgenivna: Maybe yes, maybe no. Choice.
(Svetlana has a strap on...)
Mickey Milkovich: What the f*ck?
Svetlana Yevgenivna: You like the p*nis, yes?
Mickey Milkovich: Not when there's t*ts directly above it.
Svetlana Yevgenivna: You want it up in your poop place?
Mickey Milkovich: No, I don't... I want you... f**king... I want you to put it away. Can you put that away? Put that f**king thing away, please. (Svetlana takes it off) Thank you.
Svetlana Yevgenivna (about Ian): You love him?
Mickey Milkovich: Maybe. I don't know.
Svetlana Yevgenivna: Because he has a real p*nis?
Mickey Milkovich: Yeah, I guess.
(Police breaks up a fight between Terry and Mickey, after Mickey came out...)
Terry Milkovich: F**king f*ggot! Get out of my house! You pole-smoking queer!
Mickey Milkovich: F**k you! Don't worry about it! I've been staying at Ian's since you've been in the can, b*tch! Guess what we've been doing, daddy! We've been f**king! And I take it! He gives it to me good and hard, and I f**king like it. I suck his d*ck. I f**king love it.
Terry Milkovich: I'm gonna cut your balls in little pieces and shove them up your a$$ so far, you grow ball trees, you f**k! You f**k!
|Release Date:||9 January 2011|
|Number of Seasons:||11|
Watch the Irish American family the Gallaghers dealing with their alcoholic father Frank. Fiona, the eldest daughter, takes the role of the parent to her five brothers and sisters. Lip, Ian, Debbie, Carl, and Liam deal with life on the South Side of Chicago. Fiona balances her sex life and raising her siblings. Every episode is another crazy situation that one or more of the Gallagher six get into. Watch them grow and learn how to make their way in life with what little they have. (IMDb)
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A-Z List of Characters
|Carl Gallagher||Ethan Cutkosky|
|Debbie Gallagher||Emma Kenney|
|Fiona Gallagher||Emmy Rossum|
|Frank Gallagher||William H. Macy|
|Ian Gallagher||Cameron Monaghan|
|Jimmy/Steve Lishman||Justin Chatwin|
|Kevin Ball||Steve Howey|
|Lip Gallagher||Jeremy Allen White|
|Mandy Milkovich||Emma Greenwell|
|Mickey Milkovich||Noel Fisher|
|Monica Gallagher||Chloe Webb|
|Terry Milkovich||Dennis Cockrum|
|Veronica Fisher||Shanola Hampton|