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Terry Milkovich: Gallagher!

Frank Gallagher: I paid you! I paid you, Terry!

(Frank is running away, but Terry is going after Ian...)

Monica Gallagher: What the fuck, Milkovich?!

Terry Milkovich: Get the fuck off me, you crazy bitch; this ain't about you.

Monica Gallagher: Frank, what the hell did you do?

Frank Gallagher: Why is it always my fault?

Terry Milkovich: My... little... princess...

Monica Gallagher: Leave him alone!

Terry Milkovich: My Mandy's pregnant, and this little shit's gonna pay.

Frank Gallagher (gives Ian a thumbs up): Atta boy.

Monica Gallagher: Me and Bob used to come here. It's a great mix of gay, lesbian, bi and cool breeders.

Ian Gallagher: It's, uh, a little weird being "out" with you.

Monica Gallagher: No shame, baby. See? But don't even think about coming out at school. Somebody in that neighborhood will knife you, for sure.

(Frank and a homeless man watch Steve coach football...)

Frank Gallagher: I wish I'd had a girl coach. I'd totally tap that.

Homeless man: Yeah. I love long hair.

Frank Gallagher: No, no, no. The one with the little brunette pixieish cut. Man... Like a 1963 brunette Mia Farrow. No titties, all ass. Just sit and spin her all night long. Heaven.

Homeless man: I-I think that's a dude.

Mickey Milkovich: Frank here?

Fiona Gallagher: No.

Mickey Milkovich: When's he going to be back?

Fiona Gallagher: For as long as I've been alive, I haven't known the answer to that question.

Veronica Fisher: That is the dirtiest white boy in America.

Mickey Milkovich: Hey. You guys got plans today?

Iggy Milkovich: I was gonna drop a Cialis and stroke it.

Mickey Milkovich: I need help killing somebody.

Colin Milkovich: Someone we care about?

Mickey Milkovich: No.

Iggy Milkovich: Knife, gun or tire iron?

Mickey Milkovich: Gun's safest.

Colin Milkovich: Not with today's forensics.

Mickey Milkovich: Fine, a knife.

Colin Milkovich: That's a lot of blood flow. One drop left behind, that's life in the joint.

Mickey Milkovich: Why don't you tell me, John Wayne Gacy?

Iggy Milkovich: Kidnap and strangle.

Mickey Milkovich: Perfect.

(They start to gather the supplies...)

Iggy Milkovich: Where's your rophenol?

Colin Milkovich: I ran out. That quinceañera over at Jamie's. I got plenty of duct tape.

Mickey Milkovich: Get it.

Frank Gallagher: Sheila makes a top-notch breakfast.

Peggy Gallagher: I'm good with my smokes and coffee.

Sheila Jackson: We don't smoke in the house.

Peggy Gallagher: Well, good. I won't have to share.

Frank Gallagher: Big responsibility, being a parent.

Lip Gallagher: Is that right?

Frank Gallagher: That's what I'm trying to tell you. My philosophy. You got to let kids learn for themselves.

Lip Gallagher: You mean, fend for themselves?

Frank Gallagher: You give a man a fish, you've fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you've fed him for a lifetime. I raise fishermen. The best gift you can give, neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance. Now, do the right thing. Split. Not our fault she was careless.

Fiona Gallagher: Sleep it off on the couch.

Adam: No. Hey, I-I can drive.

Fiona Gallagher: No, you can't. I'll see you in the morning.

Adam: Hey, do you think my car will still be there?

Fiona Gallagher: Parts of it.

Lip Gallagher (to Carl): Hey, twat bag, the only reason you're not in summer school is 'cause they wouldn't have you.

Debbie Gallagher (singing):

I will burn for you

feel pain for you

I will twist the knife

and bleed my aching heart.

Lip Gallagher: What's up with Debs?

Carl Gallagher: Obsessed with death.

Mandy Milkovich: What did dad tell you?

Mickey Milkovich: Ow! Fuck the police?

Mandy Milkovich: No titty twisters now that I'm a C cup. Ow.

Mickey Milkovich: C cup? Bitch, you wish.

Mandy Milkovich: You know, you didn't have to come with me.

Ian Gallagher: Bad neighborhood.

Mandy Milkovich: We live in a bad neighborhood.

Ian Gallagher: Yeah, but we're related to the bad people in our bad neighborhood.

Frank Gallagher: It's not sex if you can't remember it.

Kevin Ball: Well, then you're a virgin, Frank.

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Title: Shameless (Us)
Format: TV Series
Genres: Comedy, Drama
Produced by: Showtime
Release Date: 9 January 2011
Number of Seasons: 11

Synopsis / Summary

Watch the Irish American family the Gallaghers dealing with their alcoholic father Frank. Fiona, the eldest daughter, takes the role of the parent to her five brothers and sisters. Lip, Ian, Debbie, Carl, and Liam deal with life on the South Side of Chicago. Fiona balances her sex life and raising her siblings. Every episode is another crazy situation that one or more of the Gallagher six get into. Watch them grow and learn how to make their way in life with what little they have. (IMDb)

Characters / Cast

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A-Z List of Characters

Character Played by
Carl Gallagher Ethan Cutkosky
Debbie Gallagher Emma Kenney
Fiona Gallagher Emmy Rossum
Frank Gallagher William H. Macy
Ian Gallagher Cameron Monaghan
Jimmy/Steve Lishman Justin Chatwin
Kevin Ball Steve Howey
Lip Gallagher Jeremy Allen White
Mandy Milkovich Emma Greenwell
Mickey Milkovich Noel Fisher
Monica Gallagher Chloe Webb
Terry Milkovich Dennis Cockrum
Veronica Fisher Shanola Hampton