Best 'Mandy Milkovich' Quotes

Debbie Gallagher: Ugh, I lost the shiv Carl made for me. Melted toothbrush, duct tape handle...

Ian Gallagher: Why do you need a shiv?

Debbie Gallagher: In case I run into my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend.

(Mickey finds the shiv.)

Debbie Gallagher: Oh, there it is.

Mandy Milkovich: That a shiv?

Debbie Gallagher: Yep. Later.

Ian Gallagher: 13 years old, she's bringing a shiv to class.

Mickey Milkovich: Man, I miss high school.

Mickey Milkovich: Hey, what the f**k? Can I take a sh*t in private, please?

Mandy Milkovich: Douche bag, go find your boyfriend.

Mickey Milkovich: Get the f**k out! Close the door.

Mandy Milkovich: I looked for him all day yesterday and he's not answering my texts.

Mickey Milkovich: What the f**k are you talking about?

Mandy Milkovich: Don't play dumb with me. Ian! You know, you're the reason that he left. So go find him. I gotta go to work.

Mickey Milkovich: Not my f**king problem.

Mandy Milkovich: You know what? Nothing's ever your problem. For once, you know, make something your problem.

Quote from Shameless 3x12 | (Ian tells Mickey he's joining the army and will be gonne for at least four years...) Mickey Milkovich: What are you hoping, I tell you not to go? I'm gonna chase after you like some b*tch? Ian Gallagher: I didn't come here for you. Mickey Milkovich: Don't. Ian Gallagher: Don't what? Mickey Milkovich: Just... (Ian leaves, Mickey is tearing up, Mandy peaks into Mickey's room...) Mickey Milkovich: What the f**k do you want? Mandy Milkovich: Really? That's all you're gonna say to him? You're a f**king pussy.

(Mandy is scrubing blood off her car...)

Mickey Milkovich: What'd you hit?

Mandy Milkovich: Girl at school.

Mickey Milkovich: Don't forget to check for hair behind the grill. Call Manny about the windshield.

Quote from Shameless 3x02 | Ian Gallagher: How do you know if a guy you've been hanging out with likes you? Mandy Milkovich: You like him? Ian Gallagher: Uh-huh, but I think he hates me. Mandy Milkovich: Ask him. Ian Gallagher: Doesn't want to talk about it. Mandy Milkovich: No guy ever does. Ian Gallagher: How do I know, then? Mandy Milkovich: Does he get that look in his eye when he's with you? Ian Gallagher: What look? Mandy Milkovich: You'll know when you see it. (Later when he's with Mickey...) Mickey Milkovich: The f**k are you looking at? Ian Gallagher: Nothing.

Mandy Milkovich: What did dad tell you?

Mickey Milkovich: Ow! F*ck the police?

Mandy Milkovich: No t*tty twisters now that I'm a C cup. Ow.

Mickey Milkovich: C cup? B*tch, you wish.

Mandy Milkovich: You know, you didn't have to come with me.

Ian Gallagher: Bad neighborhood.

Mandy Milkovich: We live in a bad neighborhood.

Ian Gallagher: Yeah, but we're related to the bad people in our bad neighborhood.

(Lip leaves to see Karen...)

Mandy Milkovich: Karen Jackson? After that thing with your dad?

Lip Gallagher: I'm sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste, just in case.

Lip Gallagher: Mandy...

Mandy Milkovich: Lip.

Lip Gallagher: It's a nice outfit. What is that... uh, pirate wench?

Mandy Milkovich: You like?

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