Debbie Gallagher: Ugh, I lost the shiv Carl made for me. Melted toothbrush, duct tape handle...
Ian Gallagher: Why do you need a shiv?
Debbie Gallagher: In case I run into my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend.
(Mickey finds the shiv.)
Debbie Gallagher: Oh, there it is.
Mandy Milkovich: That a shiv?
Debbie Gallagher: Yep. Later.
Ian Gallagher: 13 years old, she's bringing a shiv to class.
Mickey Milkovich: Man, I miss high school.
Mickey Milkovich: Hey, what the f**k? Can I take a sh*t in private, please?
Mandy Milkovich: Douche bag, go find your boyfriend.
Mickey Milkovich: Get the f**k out! Close the door.
Mandy Milkovich: I looked for him all day yesterday and he's not answering my texts.
Mickey Milkovich: What the f**k are you talking about?
Mandy Milkovich: Don't play dumb with me. Ian! You know, you're the reason that he left. So go find him. I gotta go to work.
Mickey Milkovich: Not my f**king problem.
Mandy Milkovich: You know what? Nothing's ever your problem. For once, you know, make something your problem.