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Ian Gallagher: I didn't do anything to Mandy.

Lip Gallagher: I know that, Ian, but her brothers think you did.

Ian Gallagher: I mean, she tried to rape me, and I pushed her off, and now she's mad.

Lip Gallagher: Well, you're probably the first guy in her life who hasn't tried to jump her.

Ian Gallagher: She started screaming and crying.

Lip Gallagher: Maybe you should throw it in her, you know? She'll call her brothers off.

Ian Gallagher: Yeah, yeah, and maybe, uh, you should throw it in Kash, right?

Lip Gallagher: Why, is he asking about me?

Ian Gallagher: Yeah, he's trying to go through all the Gallagher brothers.

Lip Gallagher: Cool.

Kevin Ball: You have any idea what time it is?

Steve: It's Frank. He's...

Veronica Fisher: Yo.

Kevin Ball: Frank, what did I tell you?!

Frank Gallagher: Here we go. Neighbors of Satan.

Kevin Ball: The day you start paying rent around here, Frank, like the rest of us, you can play whatever sh*t you want. But if you're gonna pump up this time of night, you're gonna pump out the stuff that we like, okay?

Frank Gallagher (narration): Nobody's saying our neighborhood is the Garden of Eden. Hell, some people say God avoids this place altogether, but it's been a good home to us... to me and my kids, who I'm proud of, 'cause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me. Fiona, my rock, huge help. Has all the best qualities of her mother, except she's not a raging psycho b*tch. Lip, smart as a whip. Straight "A"s and the honor roll. Boy's definitely going somewhere. Ian, industrious, conscientious, ambitious, incredible work ethic. Don't have a clue where he got that from. Wants to be a paratrooper. Knows how to disembowel an enemy with a roll of dimes and an old gym sock. Carl. Uh, I don't really know that much about Carl. Oh, loves animals! Always dragging home some poor stray he found, taking them up to his room. Ah, Debbie. Sent by God, total angel. Raises money for UNICEF year-round, some of which she actually turns in. Liam, going to be a star. I'm no biologist, but he looks a little bit like my first sponsor. He and the ex were close. Kev and Veronica, fantastic neighbors. There's nothing they won't do for each other. Or to each other. I never realized how little sex I was having till V and Kev moved next door. And me, Frank Gallagher, father, teacher, mentor, captain of our little ship. We may not have much, but all of us, to a man, knows the most important thing in this life... we know how to f**king party!

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