(V finds out her mother is 12 weeks pregnant...)
Carol Fisher: Honey, I promise, I didn't know!
Veronica Fisher: Please, you always know. You're like a walking pee stick!
Carol Fisher: Yeah, in the past, but this time...
Veronica Fisher: There is no "this time." You kept quiet 'cause you wanted to keep f**king my husband! (to couple sitting near): What the f**k are you looking at, huh? My husband f**ked my mother to get pregnant. Sorry we can't all have our baby the normal way!
Kevin Ball: Hey, what can I say? Once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
