Michael Scott: Are we ready for the game?

Everyone (grumpily): Yeah.

Michael Scott: Yeah, I know, grumble, grumble. But you would follow me to the ends of the earth, grumblin’ all the way. Like that, uh, dwarf from Lord of the Rings.

Dwight Schrute: Gimli.

Michael Scott: Nerd. That is why you’re not on the team.

Dwight Schrute: Just tryin’ to be helpful.

Michael Scott: I’ll help. I’m a dragon slayer. Uh, ten-point power sword. Voom! Voom!

From The Office – Season 1 Episode 5: ‘Basketball’ (1×05)

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