Dwight Schrute: Studies have shown that more information gets passed through water cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage because... I bring my own water to work.

(Dwight moves the water cooler next to his desk)

Stanley Hudson: Why'd you do this?

Dwight Schrute: I didn't do it. What do you mean? Oh, the water cooler was brought over here for... maintenance.