From Lucifer – Season 3 Episode 5: ‘Welcome Back, Charlotte Richards’ (3×05)
Chloe Decker: That was Trixie's school calling. Apparently, she's been using some very creative language today.
Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. Do tell.
Chloe Decker: Well, she called her math homework a "cluster duck" and her teacher a "mother flunker."
Lucifer Morningstar: Did she not call anyone a "sock sucker"? What? It's just someone who sucks socks.
Chloe Decker: I can't believe you're teaching my daughter loophole swear words.
Lucifer Morningstar: In my defense, "mother flunker" was entirely the little deviant's creation. And very clever of her, I might add.
From Lucifer – Season 3 Episode 5: ‘Welcome Back, Charlotte Richards’ (3×05)
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