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Chloe Decker Quotes

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Trixie Espinoza: Remember last week, I told you that boy Noah kept throwing French fries at me at lunchtime?

Chloe Decker: Mm-hmm.

Trixie Espinoza: And you said it actually might mean he likes me?

Chloe Decker: Yes.

Trixie Espinoza: Well, since you shot Lucifer, it must mean you really like him.

Lucifer Morningstar: Just shoot me, Detective! Please! Because maybe you'll finally realize...

(Chloe shoots Lucifer)

Lucifer Morningstar: Good for you! See? Hardly hurts.

Chloe Decker: I can't believe...

Lucifer Morningstar: Gah. Actually, no, it's hurting a little bit. It's... Gah! It's hurting a lot. Son of a bitch, that really hurts! I'm bleeding.

Chloe Decker: You're bleeding.

Lucifer Morningstar: I'm bleeding.

Chloe Decker: Oh, crap, of course you're bleeding. God, what have I done?

Lucifer Morningstar: I'm afraid I can't offer anything obvious like a tail as proof.

Chloe Decker: And so no horns.

Lucifer Morningstar: No, afraid not. That's the stuff of movies and TV.

Chloe Decker: Mm-hmm.

Lucifer Morningstar: They always get it wrong.

Chloe Decker: But that's it? Like, a bullet just bounces off you?

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, there's no wound or blood, if that's what you mean. Can verify with something sharp if you like.

Chloe Decker: No, it's not necessary. It's tempting though.


Chloe Decker: Where did you get this dress anyhow?

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, it was left behind by one of my overnight guests.

Chloe Decker: What was she wearing when she left?

Lucifer Morningstar: A smile.

Chloe Decker: Mm. If I get an STD from this thing, I'm gonna kill you.


Chloe Decker: When Hell freezes over, Lucifer.

Lucifer Morningstar: I can arrange that, actually.


Chloe Decker: Wait, you and I... well, there is no you and I. There's a professional situation, and I just need you...

Lucifer Morningstar: See, you need me.

Chloe Decker: The department needs you, because you're the one...

Lucifer Morningstar: I'm the one?

Chloe Decker: On the list for the Player thing.


Chloe Decker: Finally, some rain. Maybe someone up there is looking out for us.

Lucifer Morningstar: I can assure you, He’s in no way meteorologically inclined. Apart from the whole Noah thing, and that was a one-off.


Chloe Decker: You step out of line one time…

Lucifer Morningstar: You can give me a right-good spanking, I promise.


(Chloe shows Trixie the movie she stared in)

Trixie Espinoza: I’ve seen this before, Mommy.

Chloe Decker: You have? Where?

Trixie Espinoza: I have the Internet.

Chloe Decker: Oh, right.

Trixie Espinoza: This isn’t even in HD.

Chloe Decker: Mm. Hmm. Well, what’d you think?

Trixie Espinoza: I thought it’s hilarious!


Chloe Decker: Was this some staged thing to get a confession out of Josh?

Lucifer Morningstar: That’s probably more plausible to you than my angelic brother slowing time while I pluck a bullet out of thin air, isn’t it?


Chloe Decker: Are you coming or what?

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, sorry, I thought this was the part where you leave me behind and say something like, “Lucifer, stay. Good devil.”


Trixie Espinoza: Are you looking at a no-no site?

Chloe Decker: No. Why would you think that?

Trixie Espinoza: Because you put it away so fast, and you look really, really guilty.


Chloe Decker: You brought pot to a crime scene?

Lucifer Morningstar: I most certainly did not. I found it here.

Chloe Decker: You smoked evidence? So our only evidence is currently in your lungs?

Lucifer Morningstar: Uh, you really wanted to say “up in smoke” then, didn’t you?


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