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God: That's enough!

Lucifer Morningstar: Dad.

God: Children. You know I hate it when you fight.

Lucifer Morningstar: Did Klumpsky ever meet his inspiration? Did he ever get a good look at him?

Mazikeen: No.

Lucifer Morningstar: Are you sure?

Mazikeen: Five broken ribs, a torn rotator cuff, and "It's a Small World" on repeat? Yeah, I'm sure.

Lucifer Morningstar: How am I going to find the detective without the detective?

Amenadiel: Maybe stop wasting time trying to get me to slow it and just, you know, do some good old-fashioned detective work.

Lucifer Morningstar: Detective work? Me?

Amenadiel: Are you trying to tell me that after all these years of working with Chloe... that you haven't learned anything? You can find her, Detective Morningstar.

Mazikeen: Everyone's rejected me, Amenadiel. But I was the one who rejected you. So, I thought... maybe that was a mistake. Maybe... Maybe only... an angel could love a soulless demon.

Amenadiel: You didn't reject me. You... You went to find your own path. And you did. You did. And you've come such a long way, Maze. Grown so much.

Mazikeen: Apparently not enough. Ever heard of a demon getting a soul?

Amenadiel: I... I can't say that I have. But... No one ever heard of an angel and a human having a baby before. Or of the Devil falling in love. I don't know if a soul is what you need to feel whole, but... I do know this. If anyone is going to find what they're looking for, it's you, Mazikeen.

Mazikeen: I'll still kick your ass, though.

Amenadiel: I know.

Ella Lopez: I found this on her clothes, but dead end. Glitter's just an occupational hazard for Madison.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, no, she was a stripper.

Ella Lopez: No, elementary school teacher.

Pete Daily (to Ella): Sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you at work. But I scored these two VIP tickets to the Star Trek convention downtown. I-I have no idea if you're into it, but it's totally my thing, and I was wondering if you wanted to come with me.

Lucifer Morningstar: Star Trek? Please, Miss Lopez knows more about that stuff than you ever could. (Ella speaks Klingon) See? She even speaks Chewbacca.

Ella Lopez: So, did you and Lucifer finally get over your issues and under the covers for the old no-pants dance?

Chloe Decker: We sure did.

Ella Lopez: Well, I'm so sorry, Decker. You know, sometimes... Wait, I'm sorry. Rewind. Did you just say yes?

Chloe Decker: Uh-huh.

Ella Lopez: OMG! Oh! I was so ready to have my Deckerstar dreams crushed again.

Chloe Decker: Why?

Ella Lopez: 'Cause it's been one bummer after another with you two. I didn't want to get my hopes up.

Chloe Decker: Yeah, I know. I mean, it has been a long road, but, well, here we are.

Lucifer Morningstar: Do you think it's possible I've given my power to everyone I've ever had sex with and just never knew it?

Linda Martin: Uh... Who, me? No.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, we did the deed, several times, and in, you know, all sorts of positions.

Linda Martin: Yes, I remember. How could I forget? Anyway... But, Lucifer, your mojo is like a superpower. I don't have it. Or do I? I guess I've never tried.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, let's try now. Come on. Lean in. Look into my eyes. Ask me what I desire.

Linda Martin: This is good. I mean...Lucifer... what do you desire?

Lucifer Morningstar: No. Nada. Totally limp.

Linda Martin: Oof. Ouch.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, that's several million bullets dodged.

Chloe Decker: Sleeping with the Devil, it must be different somehow, right?

Linda Martin: Well, it's not like he has a forked penis or anything.

Chloe Decker: Oh, he doesn't?

Linda Martin: I mean, it's totally normal. I mean, well... I mean, way, way above average. I mean, it's perfect. Seriously, sex with Lucifer is the last thing you should be worried about. What you should be worried about is that he's unfathomably narcissistic, utterly terrified of intimacy, and sabotages everything good that ever happens to him. So essentially, he's the oldest, most immature person in the world. Nay, "universe."

Ella Lopez: I thought you guys were gonna finally, you know, hang out tonight. Mm.

Chloe Decker: Yeah, well, it... Got postponed.

Ella Lopez: Oh, you're nervous that you won't measure up in bed. I mean, he is pretty experienced. I mean, I'd put it, like, in the thousands, probably. But you know what, you got this. You totally got this. You're sexy.

Chloe Decker: That actually hadn't crossed my mind.

Ella Lopez: Oh, you're waiting on an STD check! Super smart.

(Charlie is crying...)

Linda Martin: We've been up all night. You're welcome to stay, but it's kind of loud.

Mazikeen: Pain and suffering. Music to my ears.

Chloe Decker: I had a... interesting conversation with Amenadiel.

Lucifer Morningstar: Please tell me you're not making him police consultant. Anything but that.

Chloe Decker: No, actually. He has, um, a theory about why I make you vulnerable.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. Do tell.

Chloe Decker: Well... His theory is that... I don't.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I have many scars to prove otherwise.

Chloe Decker: He thinks that... you choose to be vulnerable around me.

Lucifer Morningstar: I choose to... Well, I'll be damned. I think he might be right. I... Detective.

Chloe Decker: Lucifer. If that's true... If you choose to be vulnerable around me... then I choose to be vulnerable around you.

Lucifer Morningstar: Thank you for finally agreeing to meet with me, Detective.

Chloe Decker: Well, after 57 phone calls, twice as many texts, the billboard off Sunset, and the ill-conceived stripper-gram...

Lucifer Morningstar: In my defense, Roberto came highly recommended.

Chloe Decker: Lucifer, I am ready to talk, and yes, thank you for being patient, but I really don't know what you can say that's going to make a difference.

Lucifer Quotes

Lucifer Quotes


Title: Lucifer
Format: TV Series
Genres: Crime, Drama, Fantasy
Produced by: FOX, Netflix
Release Date: July 2015

Synopsis / Summary

Lucifer, bored from his sulking life in hell comes to live in Los Angeles only to help humanity with its miseries through his experience and telepathic abilities to bring people’s deepest desires and thoughts out of them. While meeting with a girl in his nightclub (called Lux), a shootout involving him and the girl leads him to become a LAPD consultant who tries to punish people for their crimes through law and justice. (IMDb)

Characters / Cast

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A-Z List of Characters

Character Played by
Amenadiel D. B. Woodside
Dan Espinoza Kevin Alejandro
Ella Lopez Aimee Garcia
Chloe Decker Lauren German
Linda Martin Rachael Harris
Lucifer Morningstar Tom Ellis
Marcus Pierce Tom Welling
Mazikeen Lesley-Ann Brandt
Michael Tom Ellis
Trixie Espinoza Scarlett Estevez