100+ Best 'Lucifer' Quotes (TV Show): "It's Good to be Bad."

God: That's enough!

Lucifer Morningstar: Dad.

God: Children. You know I hate it when you fight.

15.4.2021 Children. You know I hate it when you fight.

Lucifer Morningstar: Did Klumpsky ever meet his inspiration? Did he ever get a good look at him?

Mazikeen: No.

Lucifer Morningstar: Are you sure?

Mazikeen: Five broken ribs, a torn rotator cuff, and "It's a Small World" on repeat? Yeah, I'm sure.

15.4.2021 “It’s a Small World” on repeat? Yeah, I’m sure.

Lucifer Morningstar: How am I going to find the detective without the detective?

Amenadiel: Maybe stop wasting time trying to get me to slow it and just, you know, do some good old-fashioned detective work.

Lucifer Morningstar: Detective work? Me?

Amenadiel: Are you trying to tell me that after all these years of working with Chloe... that you haven't learned anything? You can find her, Detective Morningstar.

15.4.2021 You can find her, Detective Morningstar.

Quote from Lucifer 5x08 | Chloe Decker: Dan, I understand. I get it, and when I first learned about... who he is, I didn't handle it well, either, but he's not what the world makes him out to be. He's a good person. He is. And despite your differences, I think you know that. You know him. (Lucifer picks up Dan's gun and shoots himself...) Lucifer Morningstar: Huh. Yep, invulnerable. Dan Espinoza: This is crazy! It's crazy! You're all... You're all crazy!

15.4.2021 Huh. Yep, invulnerable. – You’re all crazy!

Mazikeen: Everyone's rejected me, Amenadiel. But I was the one who rejected you. So, I thought... maybe that was a mistake. Maybe... Maybe only... an angel could love a soulless demon.

Amenadiel: You didn't reject me. You... You went to find your own path. And you did. You did. And you've come such a long way, Maze. Grown so much.

Mazikeen: Apparently not enough. Ever heard of a demon getting a soul?

Amenadiel: I... I can't say that I have. But... No one ever heard of an angel and a human having a baby before. Or of the Devil falling in love. I don't know if a soul is what you need to feel whole, but... I do know this. If anyone is going to find what they're looking for, it's you, Mazikeen.

Mazikeen: I'll still kick your ass, though.

Amenadiel: I know.

15.4.2021 Ever heard of a demon getting a soul?

Ella Lopez: I found this on her clothes, but dead end. Glitter's just an occupational hazard for Madison.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, no, she was a stripper.

Ella Lopez: No, elementary school teacher.

15.4.2021 She was a stripper. – No, elementary school teacher.

Pete Daily (to Ella): Sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you at work. But I scored these two VIP tickets to the Star Trek convention downtown. I-I have no idea if you're into it, but it's totally my thing, and I was wondering if you wanted to come with me.

Lucifer Morningstar: Star Trek? Please, Miss Lopez knows more about that stuff than you ever could. (Ella speaks Klingon) See? She even speaks Chewbacca.

15.4.2021 She even speaks Chewbacca.

Ella Lopez: So, did you and Lucifer finally get over your issues and under the covers for the old no-pants dance?

Chloe Decker: We sure did.

Ella Lopez: Well, I'm so sorry, Decker. You know, sometimes... Wait, I'm sorry. Rewind. Did you just say yes?

Chloe Decker: Uh-huh.

Ella Lopez: OMG! Oh! I was so ready to have my Deckerstar dreams crushed again.

Chloe Decker: Why?

Ella Lopez: 'Cause it's been one bummer after another with you two. I didn't want to get my hopes up.

Chloe Decker: Yeah, I know. I mean, it has been a long road, but, well, here we are.

15.4.2021 I was ready to have my Deckerstar dreams crushed…

Lucifer Morningstar: Do you think it's possible I've given my power to everyone I've ever had sex with and just never knew it?

Linda Martin: Uh... Who, me? No.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, we did the deed, several times, and in, you know, all sorts of positions.

Linda Martin: Yes, I remember. How could I forget? Anyway... But, Lucifer, your mojo is like a superpower. I don't have it. Or do I? I guess I've never tried.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, let's try now. Come on. Lean in. Look into my eyes. Ask me what I desire.

Linda Martin: This is good. I mean...Lucifer... what do you desire?

Lucifer Morningstar: No. Nada. Totally limp.

Linda Martin: Oof. Ouch.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, that's several million bullets dodged.

15.4.2021 That’s several million bullets dodged.

Quote from Lucifer 5x06 | (Lucifer gets angry and shows his devil face, which makes Charlie stop crying, looking at him curiously...) Lucifer Morningstar: That's odd. (Lucifer turns his face back and Charlie starts crying again...) Amenadiel: Do it again, Lucy. Do it again. Yeah, yeah. Do it again. (Lucifer shows his devil face again and makes Charlie laugh...)

15.4.2021 That’s odd. – Do it again, Lucy.

Chloe Decker: Sleeping with the Devil, it must be different somehow, right?

Linda Martin: Well, it's not like he has a forked penis or anything.

Chloe Decker: Oh, he doesn't?

Linda Martin: I mean, it's totally normal. I mean, well... I mean, way, way above average. I mean, it's perfect. Seriously, sex with Lucifer is the last thing you should be worried about. What you should be worried about is that he's unfathomably narcissistic, utterly terrified of intimacy, and sabotages everything good that ever happens to him. So essentially, he's the oldest, most immature person in the world. Nay, "universe."

15.4.2021 He’s the oldest, most immature person in the world.

Ella Lopez: I thought you guys were gonna finally, you know, hang out tonight. Mm.

Chloe Decker: Yeah, well, it... Got postponed.

Ella Lopez: Oh, you're nervous that you won't measure up in bed. I mean, he is pretty experienced. I mean, I'd put it, like, in the thousands, probably. But you know what, you got this. You totally got this. You're sexy.

Chloe Decker: That actually hadn't crossed my mind.

Ella Lopez: Oh, you're waiting on an STD check! Super smart.

15.4.2021 Oh, you’re waiting on an STD check! Super smart.

(Charlie is crying...)

Linda Martin: We've been up all night. You're welcome to stay, but it's kind of loud.

Mazikeen: Pain and suffering. Music to my ears.

15.4.2021 Pain and suffering. Music to my ears.

Chloe Decker: I had a... interesting conversation with Amenadiel.

Lucifer Morningstar: Please tell me you're not making him police consultant. Anything but that.

Chloe Decker: No, actually. He has, um, a theory about why I make you vulnerable.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. Do tell.

Chloe Decker: Well... His theory is that... I don't.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I have many scars to prove otherwise.

Chloe Decker: He thinks that... you choose to be vulnerable around me.

Lucifer Morningstar: I choose to... Well, I'll be damned. I think he might be right. I... Detective.

Chloe Decker: Lucifer. If that's true... If you choose to be vulnerable around me... then I choose to be vulnerable around you.

15.4.2021 I choose to be vulnerable around you.

Lucifer Morningstar: Thank you for finally agreeing to meet with me, Detective.

Chloe Decker: Well, after 57 phone calls, twice as many texts, the billboard off Sunset, and the ill-conceived stripper-gram...

Lucifer Morningstar: In my defense, Roberto came highly recommended.

Chloe Decker: Lucifer, I am ready to talk, and yes, thank you for being patient, but I really don't know what you can say that's going to make a difference.

15.4.2021 The ill-conceived stripper-gram…

Title:	Lucifer
Format:	TV Series
Genres:	Crime, Drama, Fantasy
Produced by:	FOX, Netflix
Release Date:	July 2015

Character	Played by
Amenadiel	D. B. Woodside
Dan Espinoza	Kevin Alejandro
Ella Lopez	Aimee Garcia
Chloe Decker	Lauren German
Linda Martin	Rachael Harris
Lucifer Morningstar	Tom Ellis
Marcus Pierce	Tom Welling
Mazikeen	Lesley-Ann Brandt
Michael	Tom Ellis
Trixie Espinoza	Scarlett Estevez

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