Eric: All the chuckle bunnies talk.
Chloe Decker: The what?
Eric: Uh... chicks who like to have sex with comedians.
Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, there's a term for that? Oh, I should get a term. Oh. Devil bunnies. Oh, no. Lucifans.
Amenadiel: It's been right in front of my face all along. My test is Lucifer. It's always been Lucifer. You're very wise, Linda.
Linda Martin: Thanks, Amen... Yeah, it doesn't work, does it?
Amenadiel (to Linda): I don't even know if this really is a test. I mean, maybe I'm just torturing myself here. But if Lucifer wants to treat his wings like trash, then trash they shall be. Even if it pains me in my very soul.
Amenadiel (to Linda): We all have pain that we hide, that we're just not ready to share with the world.
Linda Martin: Thanks for meeting me, Amenadiel. Is there a shorter version of that? Does anyone ever call you "Amen"? Probably not.
Amenadiel: Oh, you would be the first.
Lucifer's hookup: You're an angel.
Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, gosh. Uh, my apologies. And for the record, I don't usually suffer from premature unfurling. Right. Now, where were we?
Lucifer's hookup: No, keep them out. I'm totally into cosplay. I could dress up as a devil and make it really sexy.
Lucifer Morningstar: I have no desire to have sex with myself. Not right now, at least.
Amenadiel (to Lucifer): Brother, if you can be redeemed, that means that anyone can. Now, isn't that divine?
Amenadiel: Lucifer, I'm not angry with you that you somehow got your wings back, or even that you cut them off again, as foul as that may be. I'm angry with myself. Because somehow I made you feel like you couldn't confide in me.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, comparing body parts is never good for the male ego, especially between brothers.
Amenadiel: But that's just it, Luci. My ego should never be an issue. I am an angel. A soldier of God. His favorite son.
Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, that's gonna be a thing, isn't it?
Lucifer Morningstar (to Sam): I define who I am, not Him. Me! (Lucifer's wings appear again) Oh, bloody hell. They're back, aren't they? How? How are you doing this? Did my Father give you some kind of totem? A talisman?
Ella Lopez (to Amenadiel): You never know when your rock-bottom pain and humiliation can end up helping others. I mean, God works in mysterious ways. So you just got to believe that when He crushes your nuts, He does it for a reason.
Lucifer Morningstar: Imagine, buying your own establishment just to justify your decadent lifestyle. It's absurd.
Chloe Decker: Yeah. Absurd.