Enjoy the best quotes / moments from Lucifer’s episode ‘My Brother’s Keeper’. ‘My Brother’s Keeper’ is the 14th episode of season 3. (s03e14) In case you don’t remember what was this episode about or you’re not sure you’ve seen… Continue Reading →
Amenadiel: All that I am saying is that this alliance with Pierce will not end well.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, one can only hope. And all I'm saying is that if you continue to meddle, Amenadiel... then you will be in my way.
Amenadiel: Well, then, Brother.
Lucifer Morningstar: Yes.
Amenadiel: I guess I'll be in your way.
Amenadiel: Father cursed him for a reason. I know you think you're friends with Pierce. I get it, but I am warning you, Luci. He has but one selfish goal. And working with him will only incur Father's wrath.
Lucifer Morningstar (laughing): What the...? That's the bloody point.
Lucifer Morningstar: I'm sure if any other cop had been working this case, he would have ended up in prison or worse. So, well done, Detective.
Chloe Decker: Oh, my God. Did the world just turn upside down? Did you just admit to being wrong?
Amenadiel: I know that my Father is punishing you because you killed your own brother.
Marcus Pierce: Yeah, notice anyone else in here who plotted to kill his own brother?
Amenadiel: No, that was different.
Marcus Pierce: Well, it was only different 'cause you failed.
Amenadiel: We are nothing alike.
Marcus Pierce: Yeah, you're right. At least I had the balls to do it myself. You pawned the task off on someone else, you're worse. And if this is the punishment that I get for my crimes, what do you deserve?
Marcus Pierce (to Amenadiel): You put this mark on me. Now you're gonna tell me how to get rid of it.
Lucifer Morningstar: Tiffany, what is it you desire?
Tiffany: To punch every millennial in the face.
Lucifer Morningstar: Really? I mean, I don't disagree, but still.
Tiffany: They've ruined our entire industry. With their social consciousness and ethical issues. Sales are way down because of them.
Lucifer Morningstar (to Pierce): Brothers. Am I right? I mean, you get it. You killed yours. I wish I had that option.
Mazikeen: Trix, sever their Achilles first. If they can't walk...
Maze and Trixie: They can't betray you.
Lucifer Morningstar: This was much easier in The DVC.
Marcus Pierce: DVC?
Lucifer Morningstar: My research text. Also a movie. By the way, Tom Hanks is a national treasure. Also a movie. Not as helpful, though.
Marcus Pierce: Your research was watching The Da Vinci Code?
Lucifer Morningstar: And the sequels.
Lucifer Morningstar: Actually, it's not Ecstasy. It's more sort of a homebrew Adderall. It's very smooth.
Marcus Pierce (to Chloe): Did your partner just admit to snorting evidence?
Lucifer Morningstar: The only thing I admit to is being very focused on this case.
Dan Espinoza: She's some kind of a chemist. Tech unlocked Sandra's laptop, found, uh, recipes for synthetic chemical compounds all filed under the label "KPOP." It's a kind of music, right?
Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, dear. Poor Daniel, so behind the times. K-Pop is a kind of Ecstasy. It's one of the best kinds, actually.