Lucifer Quotes

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(Lucifer comes for Chloe, who is in heaven...)

Chloe Decker: How do we get back?

Lucifer Morningstar: I'm not sure we can. I'm afraid there's not enough power left for the both of us.

Chloe Decker: No, I'm not going without you. What are you talking about?

Lucifer Morningstar: You have to. You have to. The world still needs you, Chloe Decker.

Chloe Decker: No, you don't have to do that!

Lucifer Morningstar: I know. I know I don't have to. I choose to.

Chloe Decker: What?

Lucifer Morningstar: I choose you, Chloe. Because... (gives her his ring) I choose you because... I love you.

Lucifer Morningstar: Can you hear that? Can't touch this.

Michael: Can't touch what?

Lucifer Morningstar (singing):

Can't touch this

Can't touch this

My, my, my, my

Music hits me so hard

Gets me saying, "Oh, my Lord!"

Thank you for blessing me

With a mind to rhyme and two fly feet

Zadkiel (singing):

It feels good

When you know you're down

A super-fly homeboy

From the Oak town

And I'm known as such

And this is a beat

That you can't touch

(Amenadiel and Chloe join in singing and dancing with Lucifer and Zadkiel...)

Gabriel (to Michael): That's gotta be Dad, right?

Lucifer Morningstar: Yeah, yeah, no, no, she's right! God must be here making us sing! Dad has returned!

Michael: All right. All right, stop!

Everyone on Lucifer's team: Hammer time! Oh-oh-oh!

Michael: No, no, I mean stop this... this nonsense! You're obviously just stalling.

(Michael threatens to kill everyone who oppose him, Raziel goes back to Michael's side...)

Amenadiel (to Raziel): Mom never liked you.

Zadkiel: Lucifer has my support. He is worthy. Who's with me?

(Raziel comes over to Lucifer's side)

Lucifer Morningstar: Thank you.

(None of the other angels on Michael's side are coming over...)

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, I really thought that was gonna be a whole thing. "A" for effort though, Zadkiel.

Mazikeen: Let's kill a bunch of angels.

Amenadiel: No, Mazikeen! Now, if we're gonna do this, there will be no killing. They're our family.

Mazikeen: You wanna tie another hand behind our backs? Fight a war like a bunch of wussies?

Lucifer Morningstar: It's not cowardly... to save a single life.

Mazikeen: Fine. Whatever. At least we'll all die together.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, off that optimism, Dad gave us the power of choice. What say we make one last spectacularly bad one?

Mazikeen: I've been thinking, and I've decided. I don't care if you die.

Eve: That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.

(Lucifer gives Ella Ramiel's wing feather to investigate...)

Ella Lopez: I know you said to just examine what's on the feather, but... I can't help but do the math and... I think I know what this is about, Lucifer.

Lucifer Morningstar: You... you... you do?

Ella Lopez: Come on. Ginormous mystery feather? On the down-low investigation? Lucifer, you have to know that you can trust me by now. So tell me the truth. You hit an emu with your car, didn't you?

Chloe Decker: Maybe I can't control my guilt, but I sure as hell can channel my anger. Let's take that b*stard down.

(Mazikeen is crying after Dan died, Linda and Amenadiel are trying to confort her...)

Linda Martin: It's true, sometimes when you care about people... you have to go through pain and loss. But that's the price of joy.

Amenadiel: She's right, Mazikeen. In order for none of us to be sad, we would have had to have never met Dan. You wouldn't want that. None of us would.

Mazikeen: Mnh-mnh. Like... like when... when Dan and I pul... pulverized that gang together. It was beautiful.

Amenadiel: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Exactly. And remembering, um... sweet times like those... are what helps heal the hurt.

Linda Martin: Because trust me... never loving anyone is far worse than loss.

(At Dan's funeral...)

Amenadiel: When I first arrived in Los Angeles, I was angry. I was angry and confused about my place in the world. I didn't know how to connect with people. But Dan... Dan did. And he taught me how to be a good friend. How to be a good father. He taught me... how to be a good man. Because he was a good man. The sad thing is I think he forgot that sometimes, but he was a good, good man. Always trying to do right by others. Always trying to do better. Even though he was already the very best of us. What happened to Dan... it isn't fair. And you have every right to feel angry about it. But... you can take comfort in knowing that... that Dan is in a much better place. Dan... you are, and you... always will be my best friend. I'm gonna miss you, buddy. I'm really gonna miss you. We all will. And, uh... I promise you that whatever happens, from this day forward, I will always try and do better.

Ella Lopez (about the victim): It looks like he was tied down and forced to drink wine for a couple of hours before he was shot.

Lucifer Morningstar: So you're saying he was water-Bordeaux-ed.

Dan Espinoza: That's actually kind of funny.

(Lucifer arrives on a crime scene with a dead body in wine cellar, wine spilled around the victim...)

Lucifer Morningstar: What a tragedy.

Ella Lopez: Oh, I know, it's always sad when someone... You're talking about the wine, aren't you?

Lucifer Morningstar: Heartbreaking, yes.

Chloe Decker: I decided something. I'm quitting the LAPD.

Lucifer Morningstar: Sorry? Sorry, I thought I heard you say you were quitting the LAPD.

Chloe Decker: Yeah. I became a cop so that I could do good and help people. And as God, you'll have the power to help, well, everyone. So if I can help you become God... then I'll be helping everyone as well.

Lucifer Morningstar: Are you sure? I mean, how can I call you "the Detective" if you're not actually a detective?

Chloe Decker: Lucifer... you've been helping me do my job for the last five years. Now it's my turn to support you. That's what partners do, right?

Lucifer Quotes

Lucifer Quotes


Title: Lucifer
Format: TV Series
Genres: Crime, Drama, Fantasy
Produced by: FOX, Netflix
Release Date: July 2015

Synopsis / Summary

Lucifer, bored from his sulking life in hell comes to live in Los Angeles only to help humanity with its miseries through his experience and telepathic abilities to bring people’s deepest desires and thoughts out of them. While meeting with a girl in his nightclub (called Lux), a shootout involving him and the girl leads him to become a LAPD consultant who tries to punish people for their crimes through law and justice. (IMDb)

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Characters / Cast

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A-Z List of Characters

Character Played by
Amenadiel D. B. Woodside
Dan Espinoza Kevin Alejandro
Ella Lopez Aimee Garcia
Chloe Decker Lauren German
Linda Martin Rachael Harris
Lucifer Morningstar Tom Ellis
Marcus Pierce Tom Welling
Mazikeen Lesley-Ann Brandt
Michael Tom Ellis
Trixie Espinoza Scarlett Estevez

Top 10 Quotes from Lucifer: Season 5

  • Michael: Tell me… What is it that you truly fear?
  • Chloe Decker (to Michael): Once I shot Lucifer to prove he was the Devil, and now I’m shooting you to prove you’re not.
  • Chloe Decker (to Lucifer): If you choose to be vulnerable around me… then I choose to be vulnerable around you.
  • Linda Martin: I’d like to thank God for… I’m used to you being up there. Thank you, God, for this food and the company, and… oceans… and napkins and shoes and life. I just thanked God for napkins.
  • Lucifer Morningstar (to God): That’s because nothing is ever good enough for you. “Why don’t you have a desk? Why doesn’t your car have a roof? Why’s your kitchen just a wall of Scotch?”
  • God (to Lucifer): Oh, my son, the Light Bringer. So full of light… that it blinds even you sometimes.
  • Mazikeen (to Dan): Oh, Hell is awesome. The pain, torture, the screams of doomed souls, begging for the sweet release of a death that will never come. Oh, you mean for you. Yeah, Hell’s gonna suck, bro.
  • Lucifer Morningstar (to God): That’s what you said about the bloody dinosaurs!
  • Mazikeen (to Eve): I’ve been thinking, and I’ve decided. I don’t care if you die.
  • Lucifer Morningstar: Dad gave us the power of choice. What say we make one last spectacularly bad one?

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