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Goddess: Your father never sent you to Hell. I did.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, great. Much better.

Goddess: I did it to save your life. After the rebellion, your father was angry. Deeply angry. He wanted to destroy you. I begged him not to. I asked him to send you to Hell instead. I did it because I love you, son. And I always will.

Lucifer Morningstar: Detective. If you're gonna follow me following him, we should have just drove together.

Lucifer Morningstar: I mean, how far can a celestial being trapped in a feeble human body for the first time get?

Mazikeen: Well, let's see. She's stupid hot, wearing my clothes, and she's got a corporate credit card.

Lucifer Morningstar: Bollocks.

Goddess (watching food ad on tv): Mazikeen, what is this strange gooey substance that this boy is cooing about?

Mazikeen: You watching porn?

Dan Espinoza: It's a little unusual for a woman to strangle someone.

Lucifer Morningstar: But look at the size of the bruising, clearly not man hands.

Ella Lopez: I've seen some guys with some pretty tiny lady hands.

Lucifer Morningstar: Dan doesn't count.

Chloe Decker: Trixie's best friend Landa got a new All-American doll, and now Trixie wants one. So what does she do? She destroys her old doll, expecting me to replace it.

Lucifer Morningstar: Mm, impressive. But, then, I'd expect nothing less from the shrewd little minx.

Lucifer Morningstar: You're gonna have to lose those clothes. They're a serious problem. Taking you home, 'cause this being out in public thing obviously isn't working. And then we're gonna see my colleague... Mum!

Goddess: Yes?

Lucifer Morningstar: You're naked!

Goddess: Well, you said the clothes were a problem, so problem solved.

Lucifer Morningstar: Stay in the bloody car, will you?! God. Traumatized for eternity now, so thank you very much for that.


Goddess: What happened to your wings, son?

Lucifer Morningstar: I cut them off.

Goddess: Why would you...? I mean, come to Earth, get a haircut or something, but that's a little extreme.


Lucifer Morningstar: Liar, liar, slutty dress on fire, Mother.

Lucifer Morningstar: Gosh, perhaps we shouldn't have borrowed from Maze. Her clothing is insufficient.

Goddess: Yes. Half my hide is exposed. Human attire is very impractical.


Goddess: I apologize for my human form, but... at least this one has supreme hindquarters.

Lucifer Morningstar: You're lying.

Goddess: No. They're quite sturdy. Feel it.

Lucifer Morningstar: I wasn't referring, nor will I ever refer, to your butt, Mother.


Goddess: Quite a few of the male species have been eying me hungrily. Do humans eat their own?


Lucifer Morningstar: A devil emoji? That's it. I'm speaking to a copyright lawyer today.

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Plot synopsis/summary

Lucifer, bored from his sulking life in hell comes to live in Los Angeles only to help humanity with its miseries through his experience and telepathic abilities to bring people’s deepest desires and thoughts out of them. While meeting with a girl in his nightclub (called Lux), a shootout involving him and the girl leads him to become a LAPD consultant who tries to punish people for their crimes through law and justice. (IMDb)

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Info and Release Dates

Produced by: FOX
Release Date: July 2015
Status: Between seasons – Season 4 coming in spring 2019