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(Lucifer comes for Chloe, who is in heaven...)

Chloe Decker: How do we get back?

Lucifer Morningstar: I'm not sure we can. I'm afraid there's not enough power left for the both of us.

Chloe Decker: No, I'm not going without you. What are you talking about?

Lucifer Morningstar: You have to. You have to. The world still needs you, Chloe Decker.

Chloe Decker: No, you don't have to do that!

Lucifer Morningstar: I know. I know I don't have to. I choose to.

Chloe Decker: What?

Lucifer Morningstar: I choose you, Chloe. Because... (gives her his ring) I choose you because... I love you.

Lucifer Morningstar: Can you hear that? Can't touch this.

Michael: Can't touch what?

Lucifer Morningstar (singing):

Can't touch this

Can't touch this

My, my, my, my

Music hits me so hard

Gets me saying, "Oh, my Lord!"

Thank you for blessing me

With a mind to rhyme and two fly feet

Zadkiel (singing):

It feels good

When you know you're down

A super-fly homeboy

From the Oak town

And I'm known as such

And this is a beat

That you can't touch

(Amenadiel and Chloe join in singing and dancing with Lucifer and Zadkiel...)

Gabriel (to Michael): That's gotta be Dad, right?

Lucifer Morningstar: Yeah, yeah, no, no, she's right! God must be here making us sing! Dad has returned!

Michael: All right. All right, stop!

Everyone on Lucifer's team: Hammer time! Oh-oh-oh!

Michael: No, no, I mean stop this... this nonsense! You're obviously just stalling.

Zadkiel: Lucifer has my support. He is worthy. Who's with me?

(Raziel comes over to Lucifer's side)

Lucifer Morningstar: Thank you.

(None of the other angels on Michael's side are coming over...)

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, I really thought that was gonna be a whole thing. "A" for effort though, Zadkiel.

Mazikeen: Let's kill a bunch of angels.

Amenadiel: No, Mazikeen! Now, if we're gonna do this, there will be no killing. They're our family.

Mazikeen: You wanna tie another hand behind our backs? Fight a war like a bunch of wussies?

Lucifer Morningstar: It's not cowardly... to save a single life.

Mazikeen: Fine. Whatever. At least we'll all die together.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, off that optimism, Dad gave us the power of choice. What say we make one last spectacularly bad one?

(Lucifer gives Ella Ramiel's wing feather to investigate...)

Ella Lopez: I know you said to just examine what's on the feather, but... I can't help but do the math and... I think I know what this is about, Lucifer.

Lucifer Morningstar: You... you... you do?

Ella Lopez: Come on. Ginormous mystery feather? On the down-low investigation? Lucifer, you have to know that you can trust me by now. So tell me the truth. You hit an emu with your car, didn't you?

Ella Lopez (about the victim): It looks like he was tied down and forced to drink wine for a couple of hours before he was shot.

Lucifer Morningstar: So you're saying he was water-Bordeaux-ed.

Dan Espinoza: That's actually kind of funny.

(Lucifer arrives on a crime scene with a dead body in wine cellar, wine spilled around the victim...)

Lucifer Morningstar: What a tragedy.

Ella Lopez: Oh, I know, it's always sad when someone... You're talking about the wine, aren't you?

Lucifer Morningstar: Heartbreaking, yes.

Chloe Decker: I decided something. I'm quitting the LAPD.

Lucifer Morningstar: Sorry? Sorry, I thought I heard you say you were quitting the LAPD.

Chloe Decker: Yeah. I became a cop so that I could do good and help people. And as God, you'll have the power to help, well, everyone. So if I can help you become God... then I'll be helping everyone as well.

Lucifer Morningstar: Are you sure? I mean, how can I call you "the Detective" if you're not actually a detective?

Chloe Decker: Lucifer... you've been helping me do my job for the last five years. Now it's my turn to support you. That's what partners do, right?

God: Lucifer. At our family dinner... you were right. I could have been a better father to you.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, now you forego your mysterious ways. Just as you're leaving?

God: No need for them anymore now that I'm retiring. Which means... I can say something I've wanted to for a long time. I love you, son. And I am very proud of the man you've become.

God: I thought you wanted to be God.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I did. I... I do. But you've only just got here. Can't you... stay and annoy me for a bit longer?

Lucifer Morningstar: Father said Hell no longer needed a warden.

Mazikeen: But maybe it deserves one.

Lucifer Morningstar: You? Is that what you really want?

Mazikeen: I can't stay here, Lucifer. And I want to control who does the torturing.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well. I can't think of anyone I would trust more with our old home. (hands her a drink) To Mazikeen. Queen of Hell.

Mazikeen: I was thinking Maziqueen. But whatever.

Remiel: It's obvious who will replace Father. It's Amenadiel.

Some of the Angels: Yes!

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, actually, it's not going to be Amenadiel. It's going to be the handsomest of us all.

Gabriel: Hanjobadiel?

Lucifer Morningstar: No, not Hanjobadiel. It's going to be me.

Gabriel: What?

Zadkiel: No.

Chloe Decker: So the killer dumped the body, hoping the sharks would hide the murder?

Lucifer Morningstar: Should've known we'd smell something fishy.

Ella Lopez: Aww, Dad joke, nice.

Lucifer Morningstar: Thanks. I'm practicing.

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