(Lucifer comes for Chloe, who is in heaven...)
Chloe Decker: How do we get back?
Lucifer Morningstar: I'm not sure we can. I'm afraid there's not enough power left for the both of us.
Chloe Decker: No, I'm not going without you. What are you talking about?
Lucifer Morningstar: You have to. You have to. The world still needs you, Chloe Decker.
Chloe Decker: No, you don't have to do that!
Lucifer Morningstar: I know. I know I don't have to. I choose to.
Chloe Decker: What?
Lucifer Morningstar: I choose you, Chloe. Because... (gives her his ring) I choose you because... I love you.
Lucifer Morningstar: Can you hear that? Can't touch this.
Michael: Can't touch what?
Lucifer Morningstar (singing):
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
My, my, my, my
Music hits me so hard
Gets me saying, "Oh, my Lord!"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two fly feet
It feels good
When you know you're down
A super-fly homeboy
From the Oak town
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat
That you can't touch
(Amenadiel and Chloe join in singing and dancing with Lucifer and Zadkiel...)
Gabriel (to Michael): That's gotta be Dad, right?
Lucifer Morningstar: Yeah, yeah, no, no, she's right! God must be here making us sing! Dad has returned!
Michael: All right. All right, stop!
Everyone on Lucifer's team: Hammer time! Oh-oh-oh!
Michael: No, no, I mean stop this... this nonsense! You're obviously just stalling.
Zadkiel: Lucifer has my support. He is worthy. Who's with me?
(Raziel comes over to Lucifer's side)
Lucifer Morningstar: Thank you.
(None of the other angels on Michael's side are coming over...)
Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, I really thought that was gonna be a whole thing. "A" for effort though, Zadkiel.
Mazikeen: Let's kill a bunch of angels.
Amenadiel: No, Mazikeen! Now, if we're gonna do this, there will be no killing. They're our family.
Mazikeen: You wanna tie another hand behind our backs? Fight a war like a bunch of wussies?
Lucifer Morningstar: It's not cowardly... to save a single life.
Mazikeen: Fine. Whatever. At least we'll all die together.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, off that optimism, Dad gave us the power of choice. What say we make one last spectacularly bad one?
(Lucifer gives Ella Ramiel's wing feather to investigate...)
Ella Lopez: I know you said to just examine what's on the feather, but... I can't help but do the math and... I think I know what this is about, Lucifer.
Lucifer Morningstar: You... you... you do?
Ella Lopez: Come on. Ginormous mystery feather? On the down-low investigation? Lucifer, you have to know that you can trust me by now. So tell me the truth. You hit an emu with your car, didn't you?
Chloe Decker: I decided something. I'm quitting the LAPD.
Lucifer Morningstar: Sorry? Sorry, I thought I heard you say you were quitting the LAPD.
Chloe Decker: Yeah. I became a cop so that I could do good and help people. And as God, you'll have the power to help, well, everyone. So if I can help you become God... then I'll be helping everyone as well.
Lucifer Morningstar: Are you sure? I mean, how can I call you "the Detective" if you're not actually a detective?
Chloe Decker: Lucifer... you've been helping me do my job for the last five years. Now it's my turn to support you. That's what partners do, right?
God: Lucifer. At our family dinner... you were right. I could have been a better father to you.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, now you forego your mysterious ways. Just as you're leaving?
God: No need for them anymore now that I'm retiring. Which means... I can say something I've wanted to for a long time. I love you, son. And I am very proud of the man you've become.
Lucifer Morningstar: Father said Hell no longer needed a warden.
Mazikeen: But maybe it deserves one.
Lucifer Morningstar: You? Is that what you really want?
Mazikeen: I can't stay here, Lucifer. And I want to control who does the torturing.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well. I can't think of anyone I would trust more with our old home. (hands her a drink) To Mazikeen. Queen of Hell.
Mazikeen: I was thinking Maziqueen. But whatever.
Remiel: It's obvious who will replace Father. It's Amenadiel.
Some of the Angels: Yes!
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, actually, it's not going to be Amenadiel. It's going to be the handsomest of us all.
Lucifer Morningstar: No, not Hanjobadiel. It's going to be me.