Chloe Decker: I believed everything you said, Marcus. That you loved me. That you did all of this for me. Which is why I know that you won't shoot.
Marcus Pierce: You made me realize that life is worth living. And I will do anything to stay alive. And if you get in the way of that...
Chloe Decker: Okay. I believe you. I don't want to die. And I can't. Not without stopping you. (Chloe shoots Pierce and gets shot too)
Lucifer Morningstar: No! No! Detective! What? No, no, no, no, no, no. This... this can't happen. This...
Marcus Pierce: Finish it. Finish it!
Lucifer Morningstar: No! (Spreads his wing around himself and Chloe to protect them against bullets)
Ella Lopez: I miss Charlotte.
Lucifer Morningstar: So do I, Ms. Lopez.
Ella Lopez: I can't believe she's really gone. And that Pierce would do what he did. I know, God works in mysterious ways, and bad things happen for a reason. But this many bad things, I just... I'm having a hard time finding any reason. Why would He do all this?
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I don't actually think it's my Father's fault. See, all this time I thought it was Him pulling the strings. I've started to realize that we are the responsible parties. It's quite devious of Him, if you think about it. We've no one to blame but ourselves.
Ella Lopez: Screw that. I blame Pierce. And, Big Guy? You and I are on rocky ground.
Chloe Decker: This cannot be true. Can it? I mean... if you knew this, why wouldn't you say something? I mean, I almost married him. I mean, I almost married him.
Lucifer Morningstar: I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen.
Chloe Decker: No, you said he's immortal, and that is something completely different.
Lucifer Morningstar: Is it? If I'd told you he was The Sinnerman as well, would you have believed me?
Chloe Decker: I don't know, maybe! Maybe, because that's something that actually exists, and not some metaphor that you've made up.
Lucifer Morningstar: I haven't made up anything, Detective, I always tell you the truth, no matter what.
Linda Martin: You're doing the same thing as Him now. By not telling Chloe the truth, you're taking her choice away.
Lucifer Morningstar: No. No. No, it's different.
Linda Martin: You know, the truth is... no one really knows what your dad's responsible for. We're all just guessing. Even you. But you know the one thing He can't control? What you do in this moment right now. So I ask you, the Devil... what do you truly desire?
Lucifer Morningstar: I want her to choose me.
Linda Martin: Then tell her.
Lucifer Morningstar: Yes. Yes.
Lucifer Morningstar (to a criminal): To think... you could've had everything you wanted. All you needed to do was tell Amber how you felt, but you blew it. And so did I.
Chloe Decker: You got me a car?
Lucifer Morningstar: Mm-hmm.
Chloe Decker: Wait, do you think this is some sort of competition?
Lucifer Morningstar: Of course. If it isn't painfully obvious, anything Pierce can do, I can do better.
Chloe Decker: It's not about stuff, Lucifer. Thanks anyhow.
Lucifer Morningstar: Why would you do this to me, Mazikeen?
Mazikeen: Because I know the only thing that matters to you more than Chloe. You. Easiest way to spin you out. Tap into those daddy issues. "I can't get rid of my wings. Daddy's controlling me." Wah, wah, wah.
Lucifer Morningstar: You're stalling me. Aren't you? I need to get to the detective!
Mazikeen: Everything that happened showed me exactly why I need to go back.
Lucifer Morningstar: I don't understand.
Mazikeen: It's all so complicated here, Lucifer. I mean, caring about humans always goes wrong. Feelings suck. I am not the one who's supposed to be tortured.
Lucifer Morningstar: You're the one who does the torturing.
Mazikeen: Yes. So please, just... take me home.
Lucifer Morningstar: I can't. And not just 'cause of possible repercussions with Dad. I... I can't lose you, Maze. Not you, too.
Mazikeen: Oh. What do you mean, "not me, too"?
Lucifer Morningstar: The detective.
Lucifer Morningstar: I just saw her ride off with Pierce. She looked so happy. That's what I want, I suppose, isn't it, her happiness? I just wish I knew that Pierce's intentions were pure. Anyway, point is, you're right. Feelings and humans suck. So... at least we have each other.
Mazikeen: I'm always gonna be the consolation prize for you. You only care about me when you don't have Chloe.
Lucifer Morningstar: Maze, now hold on. That's..
Mazikeen: No. No one puts me first. Least of all you. None of you deserve me.
Lucifer Morningstar (bends a shotgun pointed at him): Yeah, I've always wanted to do that. (then he knocks the guy with it) Done that before.
Chloe Decker: You must have been upset that Maze caught you.
Lucifer Morningstar: Mm. Perhaps you hated her. Hated her enough to frame her.
Suspect: No. Maze is all right. After she got me, she bought me a beer.
Second suspect: She taught me how to make a shiv out of a toothbrush. And you better believe it came in handy.
Third suspect: The nice thing about Maze... she doesn't judge. She's a nice lady.
Chloe Decker: Lieutenant, we need you on this case.
Lucifer Morningstar: And I normally love threesomes.
Ella Lopez: They totally boned. (they = Chloe and Pierce)
Lucifer Morningstar: Miss Lopez, please don't be vulgar. The detective doesn't... bone.
Ella Lopez: Seriously, do you not see the epic fireworks? There's more chemistry over there than in my lab. And they just went to the Axara concert. It's a natural aphrodisiac.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, if you're a pimply millennial, perhaps, but the detective is a grown woman with sophisticated tastes. Trust me, she's not so easily won over.
Ella Lopez: Oh, my God. You are totally freaking out right now.
Lucifer Morningstar: What?
Ella Lopez: About this coming between you and Chloe.
Lucifer Morningstar: Don't be preposterous. I'm not freaking out about anything.
Ella Lopez: It's okay. Okay, I-I get it. You're afraid that they're gonna start spending all their time together. You know, joining each other at crime scenes, bantering over dead bodies. And where does that leave you, right?
Lucifer Morningstar: I assure you, Miss Lopez, that is the least of my worries. The chemistry in there is just a... a flash in the pan.
Ella Lopez: Exactly. A completely hot flash in the pan. Lucifer, what you and Chloe have is on a total other level.
Lucifer Morningstar: Exactly. Nothing is changing.
Ella Lopez: Nope. Nope.