Jessica Davis: Mrs. Antilly, I’m sure Hillary is awesome, but…

Hannah Baker: If we’re gonna be great friends, you should know my name is Hannah.

Jessica Davis: What did I call you?

Hannah Baker: Hillary.

Jessica Davis: That’s not your name?

Hannah Baker: No. Hannah.

Jessica Davis: Crap. I already got your best friend necklace engraved with “Hillary.”

Hannah Baker: Any students named Hillary we can set up with Jennifer?

Jessica Davis: Jessica.

Hannah Baker: Sorry. Jezebel.

Jessica Davis: No problem, Harriet.

Hannah Baker: Ooh. Can I actually get a Jezebel? She’d be an amazing friend.

Mrs. Antilly: See? See, the senses of humor on you two. It’s a perfect match!

From 13 Reasons Why – Season 1 Episode 2: ‘Tape 1, Side B’ (1×02)