Vanya Hargreeves (to everyone): Thank God you’re alive.

Klaus Hargreeves: Apparently, so is Ben.

Allison Hargreeves: Yeah. And he’s a complete d*ckhead.

Diego Hargreeves: They’re all d*ckheads.

Luther Hargreeves: D*ckheads who can fight.

Number Five: Okay, next person to say “d*ckhead” is getting a punch to the throat.

Allison Hargreeves: D*ckhead.

Luther Hargreeves: D*ckhead.

Klaus Hargreeves: D*ckhead.

Diego Hargreeves: D*ckhead.

From the TV series The Umbrella Academy – Season 3 Episode 1: ‘Meet the Family’ (3×01) | Produced by Netflix