Lucifer Morningstar: Just shoot me, Detective! Please! Because maybe you'll finally realize...

(Chloe shoots Lucifer)

Lucifer Morningstar: Good for you! See? Hardly hurts.

Chloe Decker: I can't believe...

Lucifer Morningstar: Gah. Actually, no, it's hurting a little bit. It's... Gah! It's hurting a lot. Son of a b*tch, that really hurts! I'm bleeding.

Chloe Decker: You're bleeding.

Lucifer Morningstar: I'm bleeding.

Chloe Decker: Oh, crap, of course you're bleeding. God, what have I done?