Lucifer Morningstar: Just shoot me, Detective! Please! Because maybe you’ll finally realize…
(Chloe shoots Lucifer)
Lucifer Morningstar: Good for you! See? Hardly hurts.
Chloe Decker: I can’t believe…
Lucifer Morningstar: Gah. Actually, no, it’s hurting a little bit. It’s… Gah! It’s hurting a lot. Son of a b*tch, that really hurts! I’m bleeding.
Chloe Decker: You’re bleeding.
Lucifer Morningstar: I’m bleeding.
Chloe Decker: Oh, crap, of course you’re bleeding. God, what have I done?
From Lucifer – Season 1 Episode 4: ‘Manly Whatnots’ (1×04)
