This quote comes from a TV series ‘Ted’. The scene where this moment comes from is in Season 1 Episode 3, with the title of ‘Ejectile Dysfunction’ (1×03). Ted is a prequel series to movies ‘Ted’ and ‘Ted 2’. | The series Ted is produced by Peacock (Universal Content Productions)
John Bennett: We have to run away, never to return.
Ted: I see no other option.
John Bennett: I'm going to miss this house. Goodbye, water-stained ceilings.
Ted: Goodbye, silverware drawer that doesn't close all the way.
John Bennett: Goodbye, windows painted shut.
Ted: Goodbye, door you have to lean on to close.
John Bennett: Goodbye, peeling wallpaper that reveals other wallpaper.
Ted: Goodbye, carpet that's never been dry.
John Bennett: Goodbye, unpermitted bathroom addition.
Ted: Goodbye, lamp that shocks you every time you touch it.
John Bennett: Goodbye, picture of a pope from two popes ago.
Ted: Goodbye, plastic bag full of plastic bags.
John Bennett: Goodbye, medicine cabinet with black mold in the corner.
Ted: Jesus, let's get the f**k out of here.
John Bennett: Yeah, no sh*t.
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