Enjoy the best quotes / moments from Supernatural’s episode ‘All Along the Watchtower’.
‘All Along the Watchtower’ is the 23rd episode of season twelve. (s12e23)

In case you don’t remember what was this episode about or you’re not sure you’ve seen it, here is summary.

Plot summary

EPIC SEASON FINALE – Lucifer (Mark Pellegrino) battles Sam (Jared Padalecki), Dean (Jensen Ackles) and Castiel (Misha Collins) for control of his unborn child. (GamersSphere)

Top 13 Supernatural Quotes from 12×23

13 Best Supernatural Quotes from 'All Along the Watchtower' (12x23) -  Crowley (to the brothers): Whenever there's a world-ending crisis at hand, I know where to place my bets. It's on you, you big, beautiful, lumbering piles of flannel.

Ordered chronologically as they appear in the episode.

  1. Castiel (to Kelly): Kelly. I told you I’d put this together. I’m very good at following instructions.
  2. Kelly Kline: I’m just saying, the checkout guy looked at us like we were super weird.
    Castiel: Ah, you’ll get used to it.
    Kelly Kline: Okay, but…Cas, I mean, you went a little overboard.
    Castiel: I disagree. I have read 74 books on child rearing, and there is one thing that they all agree on – everybody poops.
  3. Crowley: All ended with me narrowly escaping death by hiding in a rat.
    Mary Winchester: Wait. In an…actual rat?
    Crowley: Wasn’t too bad, really. Gave me time to think.
  4. Crowley: You know, I’ve been focused for so long on keeping my job. Never realized I hate it. All those whining demons, the endless moan of damned souls, the paperwork! I mean, who wants that?
    Sam Winchester: You.
    Crowley: Unh-unh. Once, maybe.
  5. Crowley (to the brothers): Whenever there’s a world-ending crisis at hand, I know where to place my bets. It’s on you, you big, beautiful, lumbering piles of flannel.
  6. Crowley: After we put Lucifer back in his cage, together, I’ll seal the gates of Hell. You’ll never see another demon again, apart from, of course, yours truly.
    Mary Winchester: You would do that?
    Crowley: Why not? They stab me in the back, I’ll happily stab them in the front, the sides, and right up their little black-eyed asses.
  7. 13 Best Supernatural Quotes from 'All Along the Watchtower' (12x23) -  Crowley (to Winchesters): This is what you do when I'm not here? Type?
    Crowley (to Winchesters):
    This is what you do when I’m not here? Type?
  8. Castiel (to Kelly): I saw the future. I saw a world without pain or hunger or want. I saw the world that this child… that your child will create. And it is a world without fear and without suffering and without hate. I saw paradise.
  9. Castiel: It’s a doorway to another world.
    Dean Winchester: Anoth– What, like Narnia?
    Castiel: No. No, through there it’s Earth, but…but different. It’s a — it’s an alternate reality.
    Sam Winchester: So it’s a Bizarro world? Or like the place we got zapped to where we were, uh, uh, actors on a TV show.
    Dean Winchester: The supernatural wasn’t real. And you were Polish.
  10. Sam Winchester: Cas, what the hell is this?
    Castiel: This is a world where you were never born. It’s a world you never saved.
  11. Dean Winchester (to Sam): I have faith in us. You, me, Mom, Cas. And Crowley. Sometimes. This is gonna work. It has to.
  12. 13 Best Supernatural Quotes from 'All Along the Watchtower' (12x23) -  Lucifer (to the Team Free Will): I gotta hand it to you guys. You never give up, even when you should. Even when it would be so stupid not to.
    Lucifer (to the Team Free Will):
    I gotta hand it to you guys. You never give up, even when you should. Even when it would be so stupid not to.
  13. Sam Winchester: Look, whatever you’re planning on doing, Chuck…God will stop you, just like he did last time.
    Lucifer: You’re right. What should I do? Oh, God! Don’t strike me dead! Come on, Sam. You sound like a virgin in Jesus camp. “We can’t. God is watching.” No. Chuck “walked.” He’s gone.
    Dean Winchester: So you’re just gonna smash his toys?
    Lucifer: Exactly.

 

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