Enjoy the best quotes / moments from Supernatural’s episode ‘Beat the Devil’.
‘Beat the Devil’ is the 21st episode of season 13. (s13e21)

If you’re in need of refreshing your memory before jumping in the quotes, here is a short summary of the plot.

Plot summary

 Sam, Dean, Castiel and Gabriel must work together if they have any hope of bringing Mary and Jack home. Meanwhile, Rowena’s encounter with Lucifer may alter the outcome of the journey for one of our heroes. (IMDb)

Top 10 Supernatural Quotes from 13×21

Quote from Supernatural 13x21 - Gabriel: Here it is! The final ingredient... a fresh serving of archangel grace. Rowena: This is what you call a serving? Gabriel: That is the jet fuel of divine emissions. It'll be mooore than enough to get the job done. Rowena: Koth Munto Nuntox! Castiel: Okay, everyone ready? Sam Winchester: Yeah, all right. Dean Winchester: Let's do this. (the spell runs out and the rift closes) Okay. Castiel: Well, that was... fast. Sam Winchester: Very, very fast. Rowena: One could even say premature.

Sorted chronologically as quotes appear in the episode.

  1. (In Sam’s dream…)
    Castiel: Dean, you can’t possibly eat another. That’s your seventh piece.
    Dean Winchester: No, it’s not.
    Jack: Castiel’s right. I counted.
    Dean Winchester: Okay, first, don’t be a narc. And secondly, seven pieces is perfectly normal.
    Sam Winchester: Uh, it’s really not.
    Dean Winchester: It’s not even a whole pie.
    Jack: Was he always like this?
    Mary Winchester: Even as a baby. John and me, we used to call him our little piglet.
    Dean Winchester: All right, I’m done.
    Mary Winchester: With love.
    (Sam and Mary leave the room and Dean signals Cas to send another box of pizza across the table to him) 
  2. Gabriel: Here it is! The final ingredient… a fresh serving of archangel grace.
    Rowena: This is what you call a serving?
    Gabriel: That is the jet fuel of divine emissions. It’ll be mooore than enough to get the job done.
    Rowena: Koth Munto Nuntox!
    Castiel: Okay, everyone ready?
    Sam Winchester: Yeah, all right.
    Dean Winchester: Let’s do this. (the spell runs out and the rift closes) Okay.
    Castiel: Well, that was… fast.
    Sam Winchester: Very, very fast.
    Rowena: One could even say premature. 
  3. Gabriel: It’s not always like that.
    Rowena: Gabriel, please.
    Gabriel: Just ’cause I take a little extra time to recover.
    Rowena: I don’t need to hear your excuses.
    Gabriel: It doesn’t make me any less of an archangel.
    Rowena: Mm, right. 
  4. Gabriel: Think they’ll be much longer?
    Rowena: The Three Amigos? With their bro hugs, pep talks, and melodrama? Count on it. 
  5. Rowena: Quite a tidy, wee tush he’s got going on there. Sort of…cute. Mm.
    Gabriel: Oh, she’s so… so tiny, so angry. That milky white skin, dancer’s body. God, I bet she’s flexib…
    Rowena: So…we’ve a little time. How would you like to fill it?
    Gabriel: To fill what?
    Rowena: I know a thing or two about wounded masculine pride. 
  6. Quote from Supernatural 13x21 - Dean Winchester: Guys? Rowena: Whoo! Ooh! Oh! Uh... We were just... Gabriel: Reading. Books. Here in the, uh, library. Which is the room we're in right now. Rowena: Did you boys arrive at a... decision?
    Dean Winchester:
    Guys?
    Rowena: Whoo! Ooh! Oh! Uh… We were just…
    Gabriel: Reading. Books. Here in the, uh, library. Which is the room we’re in right now.
    Rowena: Did you boys arrive at a… decision? 
  7. Gabriel: Hey, brother.
    Lucifer: Aah! I killed you.
    Gabriel: Surprise.
    Lucifer: Ugh!
    (Lucifer runs off the backdoor and appears back at the entrance)
    Gabriel: Welcome back.
    Lucifer: Whoa. Okay. What in the hell did you put in that drink, man?
    Rowena: White sage, a little burdock, a pinch of salt. Very simple ingredients for a very potent spell.
    Lucifer (laughing hysterically): I… I killed you, too. 
  8. (Lucifer wakes up at the bunker)
    Lucifer: Oh, hey, Sam. Oh, look at this. All the people I love to torture in the same room. What’s the occasion, guys? 
  9. Quote from Supernatural 13x21 - Lucifer: You know... you and Gabe, you kicked me when I was down. I didn't have any fight. I didn't have anything to live for. But you, you, you gave me something to fight for again. My boy. So for that, that I'm gonna be quick. Rowena: Defendatur! (the spell throws Lucifer backwards right through the rift) Bollocks.
    Lucifer:
    You know… you and Gabe, you kicked me when I was down. I didn’t have any fight. I didn’t have anything to live for. But you, you, you gave me something to fight for again. My boy. So for that, that I’m gonna be quick.
    Rowena: Defendatur! (the spell throws Lucifer backwards right through the rift) Bollocks. 
  10. Rowena: Fine. This isn’t how you wanted things to work out, but yes, Rowena, thanks to you, Sam and Dean’ll be trapped in some sort of nightmare universe with the Devil himself. And you’re the only person who might be able to devise a way to keep the door back home open for them. But… Sorry, boys. Au revoir, bon voyage, not my problem. (She starts to leave but stops) Bollocks! Bums bollocks.

 

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