Enjoy the best quotes / moments from Supernatural’s episode ‘Regarding Dean’.
‘Regarding Dean’ is the 11th episode of season twelve. (s12e11)

In case you don’t remember what was this episode about or you’re not sure you’ve seen it, here is summary.

Plot summary

Rowena helps Sam find a powerful family of witches when a spell is placed on Dean that’s quickly erasing his memory. (Imdb)

Top 30 Supernatural Quotes from 12×11

Ordered chronologically as they appear in the episode.

  1. 30 Best Supernatural Quotes from 'Regarding Dean' (12x11) - Dean Winchester (to a rabbit): Hey, buddy.
    Dean Winchester (to a rabbit):
    Hey, buddy.
  2. Dean Winchester: I’m starvin’. How you feel about waffles?
    Sam Winchester: What?
    Dean Winchester:
    Dumb question. Right. What psycho doesn’t love waffles? I mean, they’re fluffy. You got the little pockets full of syrup. You just cover ’em in whipped cream. Am I right? Anyway, meet me at Waldos’, okay?
  3. Dean Winchester: Well, I guess it’s true what they say. Mo’ money, mo’ problems.
  4. Sam Winchester: Listen, man, I-I know we haven’t had it easy lately. This thing with the Devil’s kid and getting tossed into West Guantanamo makes me wanna crawl into a bottle, too, sometimes, but… Dude, you’re wrecked.
  5. Sam Winchester: Dean? Dean.
    Dean Winchester: Who’s Dean?
  6. Dean Winchester: Dude… if a witch got a clear shot of me, I would be dead, okay? I wouldn’t be freakin’, uh…Dory.
    Sam Winchester: Dory?
    Dean Winchester: I’m not gonna apologize for loving that fish. Not to you, not to anyone.
  7. 30 Best Supernatural Quotes from 'Regarding Dean' (12x11) - Dean Winchester: This is a gun. This is a coat. This is a...a...a... light stick. Sam Winchester: A light st-- All right. We're gonna get you some help. Dean Winchester: Look, we could figure this out, okay? Don't go callin' Mom or Cass with this. Sam Winchester: Fine, but until you get better... (Sam puts post-it note on the lamp with the word "Lamp") Dean Winchester: Lamp. Right. So close.
    Dean Winchester:
    This is a gun. This is a coat. This is a…a…a… light stick.
    Sam Winchester: A light st– All right. We’re gonna get you some help.
    Dean Winchester: Look, we could figure this out, okay? Don’t go callin’ Mom or Cass with this.
    Sam Winchester: Fine, but until you get better…
    (Sam puts post-it note on the lamp with the word “Lamp”)
    Dean Winchester: Lamp. Right. So close.
  8. Rowena: We could do a memory spell. But did his hair fall out? His body, too?
    Sam Winchester: What?
    Rowena: From the neck down, is he smooth like a Ken doll?
    Sam Winchester: I don’t know. Uh, and I’m not checking either.
  9. Dean Winchester: Yeah. Douche tax. (takes a cigar)
    Sam Winchester: Yeah, you did that yesterday, too.
  10. Sam Winchester: We — we think my partner may have been roofied.
    Elka: Seriously.
    Dean Winchester: Seriously?
  11. Elka: Oh. Poor thing. You were all roofed up. I didn’t… I am so sorry if I took advantage of you.
    Dean Winchester: It’s okay.
  12. Dean Winchester: I’m trying to read my lips. “Now salsa you mittens””
    Sam Winchester: You can’t read lips.
    Dean Winchester: I can’t read lips.
  13. Dean Winchester (to Sam): And I take a shot. I know how to shoot a gun?
  14. Dean Winchester: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. There are witches?
    Sam Winchester: Dean… witches are real. Vampires, werewolves, witches, they’re all real. And we kill them.
    Dean Winchester: Awesome. That’s awesome.
  15. Dean Winchester: Monsters are real. And we’re the guys that kill ’em, man. I mean, come on. Best job ever.
    Sam Winchester: Yeah. If you like greasy diner food, crappy motels rooms, more than one Apocalypse.
    Dean Winchester: I don’t know. We kinda sound like heroes to me.
  16. 30 Best Supernatural Quotes from 'Regarding Dean' (12x11) - Dean Winchester (to Sam): And our best friend's an angel. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
    Dean Winchester (to Sam):
    And our best friend’s an angel. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
  17. Dean Winchester: Is that a dead guy?
    Sam Winchester: Yeah. I think that’s our witch.
    Dean Winchester: Cool.
    Sam Winchester: No, Dean. Killing the witch was supposed to be the cure. So if he’s already dead, then why aren’t you… you?
    Dean Winchester: Not cool.
  18. 30 Best Supernatural Quotes from 'Regarding Dean' (12x11) - Dean Winchester: Mm, your hair, it's all so bouncy. Rowena: Why, thank you. Dean Winchester: Mm-hmm. Rowena: Do we have to fix him?
    Dean Winchester:
    Mm, your hair, it’s all so bouncy.
    Rowena: Why, thank you.
    Dean Winchester: Mm-hmm.
    Rowena: Do we have to fix him?
  19. 30 Best Supernatural Quotes from 'Regarding Dean' (12x11) - Rowena: The Druids used it in their rituals, calling it the "Language of the Trees." Dean Winchester: Wait, wait. Now the trees are talkin'?
    Rowena:
    The Druids used it in their rituals, calling it the “Language of the Trees.”
    Dean Winchester: Wait, wait. Now the trees are talkin’?
  20. 30 Best Supernatural Quotes from 'Regarding Dean' (12x11) - Rowena (to Sam): Soon he'll forget how to speak, how to swallow, and then... Dean Winchester's going to die. Dean Winchester: Sucks for that guy.
    Rowena (to Sam):
    Soon he’ll forget how to speak, how to swallow, and then… Dean Winchester’s going to die.
    Dean Winchester: Sucks for that guy.
  21. 30 Best Supernatural Quotes from 'Regarding Dean' (12x11) - Dean Winchester: My name -- my name is... My.... My name is -- is... My...my... I don't know.
    Dean Winchester:
    My name — my name is… My…. My name is — is… My…my… I don’t know.
  22. 30 Best Supernatural Quotes from 'Regarding Dean' (12x11) - Rowena: Ugh. Here. Play with this, and I'll tell you a story. Dean Winchester: Okay.
    Rowena:
    Ugh. Here. Play with this, and I’ll tell you a story.
    Dean Winchester: Okay.
  23. Rowena: All she wanted was a roof over her head and a safe place to hone her magic. Yet, they threw her out like… like common trash. Said she wasn’t up to snuff.
    Dean Winchester: Oh, these witches sound like dicks. I think you got plenty of snuff.
  24. Rowena: But…but… though you may be a stubborn pain in the arse with the manners of a Neanderthal and the dining habits of a toddler, everything you’ve done, you’ve done… for the greater good.
  25. Rowena: Then I met God and his sister. The two most powerful beings in the universe, wasting it on squabbling with each other. I thought, if — if they can’t be happy, or at least satisfied, how can there be any hope for me?
  26. Dean Winchester: (reading Rowena’s note) “Your brother’s been kidnapped by a witch. I found your stupid car and left you here.” Stupid? Okay.
    “Stay.”
    Post-it notes in the trunk:
    “Open me” (the secret compartment)
    “No!” (grenade launcher)
    “Witch killing bullets” (box with bullets)
    “This one” (gun)
  27. 30 Best Supernatural Quotes from 'Regarding Dean' (12x11) - Rowena (to Catriona): Nothing heals old wounds like opening fresh ones.
    Rowena (to Catriona):
    Nothing heals old wounds like opening fresh ones.
  28. Catriona Louglin (to Dean): A gun? You really think that’s gonna work on a…
    (Dean shows her the post-it note with the writing “Witch killing bullets” and shoots her)
  29. 30 Best Supernatural Quotes from 'Regarding Dean' (12x11) - Dean Winchester: Who's this hippie? Look at his face. Oh! Kind of like the time when I ate all your Halloween candy. You remember that? Classic.
    Dean Winchester:
    Who’s this hippie? Look at his face. Oh! Kind of like the time when I ate all your Halloween candy. You remember that? Classic.
  30. Dean Winchester: Well, look, was it nice to drop our baggage? Yeah, maybe. Hell, probably. But it wasn’t just the crap that got lost. I mean, it was everything. It was us, it was what we do, you know? All of it. So… that’s what being happy looks like? I think I’ll pass.

 

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