Chandler Bing (on the phone with his boss): Hey, Mr. Costilick. How’s life on the 15th floor? Yeah, I miss you too. It’s a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home. That’s very generous. But this isn’t about the money. I need something more than a job. I need something I really care ab… That’s on top of the year-end bonus?
Ross and Joey: Dream! Your dream!
Chandler Bing: Look, Al, I’m not playing hardball here, okay? This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection! Stop saying numbers! I’m telling you, you’ve got the wrong guy! You’ve got the wrong guy! I’ll see you Monday!
From Friends – Season 1 Episode 15: ‘The One with the Stoned Guy’ (1×15)
