(The morning after Benji said he's Victor's boyfriend and everyone freaked out...)

Armando Salazar: Well, we all wanted to talk to you about last night.

Isabel Salazar: Yeah. Do you know what it means to be... gay?

Adrian Salazar: Yeah, of course. Like Elliot Felter's two moms.

Armando Salazar: Yes! Exactly.

Adrian Salazar: And Spongebob. Spongebob is gay.

Isabel Salazar: No. He's a sponge.

Adrian Salazar: Oh, Mom.