Sheldon Cooper: When you said God gave his son to the world, did you mean Earth or the universe?

Pastor Jeff: Earth.

Sheldon Cooper: But if God created the universe, wouldn’t he want to save all of it?

Pastor Jeff: Yes, uh, he would.

Sheldon Cooper: Then why did you say Earth?

Pastor Jeff: “Earth” is a synonym for the universe.

Meemaw: He’s grabbing at straws now.

Sheldon Cooper: So if God’s plan is to save all of the universe, that means a race of octopus aliens light-years away could only be saved by Jesus?

Pastor Jeff: Sure.

Sheldon Cooper: Even though they never would’ve heard of him?

Pastor Jeff: Yes.

Sheldon Cooper: Even though his appearance might be terrifying to them?

Pastor Jeff: W-Why would his appearance be terrifying?

Sheldon Cooper: He has four limbs and they have eight.

Mary Cooper: Okay, that’s enough.

Pastor Jeff: No, no. I prayed people would be more interested in my sermons. I suppose I should’ve been more specific.

From Young Sheldon – Season 2 Episode 3: ‘A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens’ (2×03)

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