Sheldon Cooper: Dad. Are you sad that you got fired?
George Cooper Sr.: Mostly angry. But yeah. Maybe a little sad.
Sheldon Cooper: You told on them?
George Cooper Sr.: Yeah. You know what happened?
Sheldon Cooper: Justice descended upon the rule breakers?
George Cooper Sr.: I got fired, Sheldon. And I got a bad reputation.
Sheldon Cooper: Oh. That's why you drink so much beer.
Music teacher: You have perfect pitch.
Sheldon Cooper: Okay.
Music teacher: Sweetheart, you should really pursue music.
Sheldon Cooper: No, thank you. Musicians take drugs.
Mary Cooper: How about we lose the bowtie?
Sheldon Cooper: Why?
Mary Cooper: Look around, honey. None of the other kids are wearing one.
Sheldon Cooper: Well, perhaps I'll start a fad.
Sheldon Cooper: I'll go with you, Mom.
Missy Cooper: Why are you going? You don't believe in God.
Sheldon Cooper: No, but I believe in Mom.
Missy Cooper: You're gonna get your ass kicked in high school.
Sheldon Cooper: I'm not going to be assaulted. High school is a haven for higher learning.
George Cooper Sr.: Oh, dear God.
Sheldon Cooper (narrative): I've always loved trains. In fact, if my career in theoretical physics hadn't worked out, my backup plan was to become a professional ticket taker. Or hobo.
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