Metatron: This is some kind of punishment, isn’t it? For my sins. A limbo where I get to spend eternity in a crappy bar with a hack writer. I have trudged through your complete oeuvre published and unpublished. Of the metric ton of books I’ve read in my lifetime, “Supernatural” didn’t even crack the top 10… thousand. And then you put yourself in the story? God!

Chuck: Okay, that’s fair. Mildly constructive. Still, it doesn’t justify you burning one of my books, though.