Richard's friend: Is she really 20?

Richard Burke: I am not telling you guys anything.

Jack Geller: Come on, it's my birthday. Let me live vicariously!

Ross Geller: Dad, you really don't want to do that.

Jack Geller: What's a little midlife crisis between friends?

Richard Burke: Jack... Would you let it go?

Jack Geller: I know what you're going through. When I turned 50, I got the Porsche. You got your own little speedster.

Richard Burke: Seriously, it's not like that.

Jack Geller: Tell you what. Maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could...

Ross Geller: Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence!