Dwight Schrute: Can I be team captain?

Michael Scott: No, I’m team captain.

Dwight Schrute: Can I be team manager?

Michael Scott: No, I am the team manager! You can be assistant to the team manager.

Dwight Schrute: Assistant team manager?

Michael Scott: No.

From The Office – Season 1 Episode 5: ‘Basketball’ (1×05)

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