(V and Kev find out they’re having triplets…)

Veronica Fisher: I’m having a damn litter!

Kevin Ball: Baby, you know what this means? I got a magic dick. I don’t know whether to freak out, or thrust my almighty dick in everyone’s face!

Veronica Fisher: You need to be freaking out. I’m having triplets!

Kevin Ball: Triplets! Triplets! (goes out to the hallway and tells everyone who walks by…): I got a magic p*nis, man. I got a magic p*nis!

Veronica Fisher: Would you shut the f**k up!?

Kevin Ball: I got a magic p*nis.

From Shameless – Season 4 Episode 2: ‘My Oldest Daughter’ (4×02) | Produced by Showtime

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